Every Tom, Dick, and Lolita…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2009 12:03:04 May 14, 2009 12:03:04

Is headed to Cannes. Check out Hayden Panettiere arriving at Nice airport today, presumably headed for the Croisette, in town to party with some rich 40 year old Euro cheese because that’s what turns her on. Hayden came from London where she spent a few day shopping and set the town abuzz after she was seen with tv host Steve Jones, age 32, right in her range. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2009 11:28:25 May 14, 2009 11:28:25

Douchebag’s pick up lines (Dlisted)

Cindy Crawford has this body, still gets cheated on (Hollywood Tuna)

How Eminem is like John Mayer (The Superficial)

Daniel Craig looks rough, just the way I like him (Just Jared)

Baller Reese poses for paps (Pop Sugar)

How the hell does this bitch get the girls? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

SnapFace’s snapface is loosening up! (INO)

Newsflash: the GMD wants more sexy time from Katie. Hahahahahahaha (Cele|bitchy)

What’s with Anna Faris and all the skin shots? (Popoholic)

Who vomited on George Clooney? (The Blemish)

Music to GOOP to

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2009 09:26:01 May 14, 2009 09:26:01

This week’s GOOP is not for preachy mommies and does not feature the kitchen! Unless the kitchen becomes the dance floor. Love dance parties. On our last night in London last fall, Duana, Michelle, and I had a dance party in our adorable room at the Charlotte St Hotel shimmying out the window every hour to sit on the roof, swinging our legs over the edge, smoking ciggies with the Fugees playing in the background. Full Story

The 80s ruined prom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2009 08:40:24 May 14, 2009 08:40:24

Never thought I’d hate on the 80s. But Gossip Girl did the 80s a disservice on Monday night’s episode. Worst episode of the year. So no wonder it’s been rumoured that they’ve killed the Lily spin-off. Because who really cares about Young Lily? Especially when she’s played by Brittany Snow? It wasn’t all Brittany Snow’s fault. Full Story

Huge empty bag

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2009 07:56:44 May 14, 2009 07:56:44

Posh arrived at Heathrow after a couple of days in Milan with David Beckham. As you can see, she’s carrying a huge white Hermes bag that’s probably empty. She’s also wearing a pair of skinnies that don’t actually make her look invisible. Chill. It’s not like I’m saying she’s not thin. Full Story

A very pretty birthday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2009 07:33:10 May 14, 2009 07:33:10

He really did look extra pretty on his birthday. Especially the close up on his face, see? Framed by his hood, mouth closed in a semi pout, Robert Pattinson quivered the loyal fans waiting outside in the rain last night as he celebrated his birthday at Glowbal in Yaletown. He did not disappoint, gamely signing autographs and posing for photos before leaving. Full Story

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DDL and the Ladies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2009 06:52:07 May 14, 2009 06:52:07

George Clooney knows it. If Daniel Day Lewis is in the running for an Oscar, everyone else can pretty much take the night off. From the looks of the new Nine trailer, he’s assured of at least a nomination next awards season. DDL stepped into the role originally confirmed for Javier Bardem who dropped out due to exhaustion. Full Story

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Pity hire

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2009 06:31:59 May 14, 2009 06:31:59

A job. A real acting job. Hollywood is all about 5th chances. And this is Lindsay’s – confirmed to star in an indie comedy about a grad student doing research on a remote island and the characters she encounters along the way costarring Woody Harrelson, Alanis Morissette, Giovanni Ribisi, and Dave Matthews. Full Story

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Dear Gossips,

I resent the fact that I’m being forced to know about these Jon and Kate 8 baby people because almost every tabloid insists on putting these two famewhores on the cover. Apparently they’ve run out of Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie pregnancy/breakup/adoption/cheating/voodoo/brother lover/threeway with Jennifer Aniston stories. What? Impossible!

Am not blogging about the crazy octo-parents. Why? Because civilians are not celebrities. Also...too many babies. Don’t like babies to begin with, especially not 8 of them. Ugh.

Wednesday – home from Vegas, blogging all day. Scroll down for late posts from yesterday afternoon including... Harry on location!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. The Venus Embrace look book updated tomorrow! Click here to catch up if you haven’t checked out the previous looks.

Movies about baster babies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2009 17:01:47 May 13, 2009 17:01:47

It’s been four years since Jennifer Lopez worked on a movie. And finally, today, she was back on set to start shooting something called The Back-up Plan about a single woman pregnant with twins via artificial insemination who falls in love on the day the babies are conceived. Not to be confused with The Baster starring Jennifer Aniston about a single woman who gets pregnant via turkey baster only to find out 7 years later her best friend used his sperm to make it happen. Full Story

MTV Kings

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2009 14:13:51 May 13, 2009 14:13:51

!!!!!!!!!! It was announced today that Kings of Leon will perform for the first time on MTV at the Movie Awards. For sure Caleb’s voice will hold up much better than Chris Martin’s last year. Ugh. Do you remember that? Like, quit jumping around if you can’t sing and jump at the same time. Full Story