Is that the only reason?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2009 08:46:08 March 11, 2009 08:46:08

JailBait Miley Cyrus is currently on some kind of promotional tour – book, movie, virginity – and was on the radio yesterday with Detroit’s Mojo in the Morning on WKQI when she was asked when she and that f-cking 20 year old loser she’s dating Justin Gaston are moving in together. Full Story

Taylor towers over LipGloss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2009 08:11:43 March 11, 2009 08:11:43

My friend Michelle loves Taylor Swift. There are many reasons, I won’t get into them all, but one of them is for Taylor’s tallness. Michelle is tall too. Like 5 ft 10 or something. She enjoys tall-offing on people. At the Grey Goose Oscar party last year, Cameron Diaz was dancing behind us so Michelle positioned herself back to back, and discovered that she was taller even though she was wearing shorter heels. Full Story

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Movie star in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2009 07:56:53 March 11, 2009 07:56:53

Email yesterday from a reader called Melissa M: You’re kidding right? You consider Julia Roberts a real movie star…how is she not like Manslinger (her real name escapes me right now)? Julia Roberts acts like Julia Roberts in ALL her movies… Cate Blanchett is a real movie star… Meryl Streep is a real movie star. Full Story

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Ugh. It’s Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2009 07:09:00 March 11, 2009 07:09:00

Rossum has a new movie coming out called Dragonball. Live action manga. It premiered yesterday in Japan. Rossum is far from the first star of the film. Not even the second. Maybe the third. But fourth would be most accurate. Heh. The way she’s dressed and posing however, you’d think she was the f-cking Julia Roberts of the Dragon Ball franchise. Full Story

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Suiting up for Hello Kitty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2009 06:55:40 March 11, 2009 06:55:40

Valkyrie premiere in Tokyo –the GMD looking sharp in a well cut suit giving the Hello Kitties something to live for. Check out the trademark jaw clench taken in profile. Someone wrote to me the other day that he’s starting to resemble SnapFace Renee Zellweger. Totally. But I don’t think Renee goes to Brazil. Full Story

Jude at The Box

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2009 06:32:32 March 11, 2009 06:32:32

It’s a club in New York. Jude Law was there the other night – he’s been shooting Sherlock Holmes in the city for several weeks now – getting tag teamed by several ladies. And his hair is loving every minute. His hair is so stimulated I can actually see the squiggle growing. Note the placement of that lady’s hand. Full Story

March 11, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2009 06:23:12 March 11, 2009 06:23:12

For Rachel from Shachar: To my beautiful wife Rachel, I know you won't believe this. But yes you are now also a gossip item on Lainey Gossip!!! Whether in refugee camps in Africa, a disaster zone in Asia or a calm sustainable community program in the Middle East or North America today would always be a unique day in celebration of life. Full Story

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Season 6 of Project Runway in the United States has been held back due to a legal dispute between Harvey Weinstein and, well, everyone. Still no projected airdate even though almost every episode is cut and ready to go.

While you’re waiting for it, why not Project Runway Canada? Am now addicted to Tuesdays. And to Iman. Once you go Iman, you may never want Heidi Klum. Ever again. Last week she took her stiletto and pretty much crushed one designer’s massive ego. I KNOW, she barked. I love it when she barks. I’d pay her to bark at me. Iman is… everything.

Full episodes of PRC here or for those outside Canada click here. Iman WILL deliver. I promise.

A new episode tonight. Are you watching Canada? Or are you too busy with that Dancing with the F-cking Sh-ts?

Posted late in the day yesterday –would you want your dad looking like that? Scroll down for more.

Am online all day. Check back often. And yes… more Twilight in Vancouver.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Rob’s morning coffee

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2009 15:55:00 March 10, 2009 15:55:00

Groggy Robert Pattinson this morning in Vancouver, stopping for coffee and a snack on his way to work wearing grandma’s sweater. Like the Devil Wears Prada Sweater, you know the one? Miranda Priestly called it “cerulean”. Rob’s isn’t quite as bright but the idea’s there. Full Story

Everyone > Shelfy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2009 13:09:00 March 10, 2009 13:09:00

Mentioned earlier – Freida Pinto will be working with Woody Allen. Her first film won Best Picture. Her next film is being helmed by a man who is running a streak of Best Supporting Actresses. Good on Freida. Malin Akerman, also mentioned earlier, has just signed to The Bang Bang Club Full Story

How to get Dirty Face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2009 12:02:49 March 10, 2009 12:02:49

Have you always wanted to look like your face hasn’t been washed? Do you want Lindsay Lohan’s Dirty Face glow? Need some orange smear to go along with your crank? Now you can! Yay! As reported previously, Lilo is launching her own spray tan to be sold at Sephora. People.com Full Story