August 29, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

August 29, 2008 06:46:00 Posted at August 29, 2008 06:46:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Taina from Alison! Thank you for supporting my smut since the early days! Happy Birthday Krista V! Enjoy your celebratory weekend in Vancouver reuniting with friends – Vancity misses the yoga diva and wishes you the best of luck in London! And for Francesca on your 50th – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Wishing you many afternoons and evenings with Rafa, but don’t tell Cat. Full Story

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Am loving the pomp and theatrics of the DNC, a worthy substitute to fill the aching void of Olympic obsession and help heal horrid horrid end of summer flu. And good timing too. Next week the Republicans have to compete with season premieres. John McCain or the return of Brenda Walsh?

Oh chill out.

I’m kidding.

OF COURSE politics is more important than Hollywood high school drama. Of course it is.

But you’ve seen the cover of the new Us Weekly, haven’t you? Brenda Walsh is everywhere! And she’s hating on Tori Spelling and that Junior piece of sh*t she married. Janice Min must still be mad at MangleFace for selling her baby pics to OK!

Bitches have long memories and we keep even longer grudges.

Thursday – posting throughout the day in between fever naps.

Yours in gossip,


Friday Night Love Triangle

August 28, 2008 13:49:42 Posted at August 28, 2008 13:49:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Key to attracting more viewers? Ass. Hot ass. Hot girl ass. Hot man ass. New man ass. Meet Zach Roerig. Ausiello is reporting that Zach will come between Tyra and Landry, playing a character called Cash (Cash!!!) who’s some kind of rodeo dude. Full Story

Home to Mom

August 28, 2008 11:24:57 Posted at August 28, 2008 11:24:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Two days with dad in Venice, now it’s back home to mom – here are the Pitt boys leaving today after some bonding time with Brad. Maybe they’ll come with dad to Toronto? Or will he treat the girls to the trip instead? Can you imagine? Miss Zahara and the Chosen One at TIFF? Ovaries will explode. Full Story

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Tour de Phelps

August 28, 2008 11:11:00 Posted at August 28, 2008 11:11:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Michael Phelps fatigue? Maybe a little. And there’s no sign of slowing down. Michael Phelps is like Brenda Walsh. Michael Phelps is everywhere. Because he wants to be. Kid says he wants to transform his sport, make swimming more popular than ever, maybe even as popular as golf. Might be a bit of an overreach although it does make for a good debate. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

August 28, 2008 10:34:30 Posted at August 28, 2008 10:34:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Still classier than a Filthy Scab (Dlisted)

Julia Roberts > Granny Freeze (Hollywood Tuna)

Beat-me Mouth, Braids, and a Bike (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Gerry in shorts. Ew! EW! Ewwww! (INO)

Perry plasters her tits (Holy Moly UK)

Shelfy’s predictable pregnancy publicity play (Cele|bitchy)

Don’t blame the tights! I love the tights! (IDLYITW)

Finally moving away from Ebola? (Pop Sugar)

Anna Wintour suffers for Obama

August 28, 2008 08:47:53 Posted at August 28, 2008 08:47:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If I had more money, and if my money counted in America, I’d pay for a table of tickets just for the privilege of seeing this: Sarah Jessica Parker and Anna Wintour are cohosting an event Full Story

SamRo vs Katy Perry?

August 28, 2008 08:29:26 Posted at August 28, 2008 08:29:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

E! is reporting that Katy Perry is planning a Sapphic smooch on the VMAs on September 7th and her first choice, naturally, is Lindsay Lohan, since Lilo is currently walking the gay way. Full Story

Old Hag Supermodel

August 28, 2008 07:50:10 Posted at August 28, 2008 07:50:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Never heard of this magazine…have you? My guess is no, especially judging the budget cover. Actually…the budget everything. Over-photoshoppe is one thing but assy lighting is another. Assy lighting, assy makeup, and assy styling too. The plastic around her neck is so cheap it’s almost offensive. Full Story

Political Weave

August 28, 2008 07:27:04 Posted at August 28, 2008 07:27:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She graced a luncheon yesterday in Denver, perhaps part of the game plan agreed upon when she met with Obama staffers on Capitol Hill in June. This is the weave style JLo selected for the DNC: teased at the crown, not too long, not too short, and homemaker friendly. La Lopez must be super supportive of Barack Obama if she was willing to take time out of her “gruelling” triathlon training schedule to show her Democratic colours, non? Especially when she doesn’t get much help at home with the twins? All new moms can totally relate. Full Story

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Please. Stop. Talking.

August 28, 2008 07:05:18 Posted at August 28, 2008 07:05:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Porny… please! A new week, a new example – Jessica Simpson needs a girlfriend. But I can’t be there every minute of every day, watching her every move, correcting every cocked up thing she says. At some point she has to learn independence. You have to let them fly on their own. Unfortunately she’s clearly not ready. Full Story