Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2009 15:46:45 October 29, 2009 15:46:45

The wrap party was last Saturday (and for those of you who keep asking, yes, contrary to what multiple outlets reported, Kristen Stewart was there though she kept it ultra low key and seemed exhausted) but Twilight Eclipse did not actually wrap until late last night/early Thursday morning. It was a closed set, it was Stewart and Robert Pattinson, and it was “Bella” trying to open her flower to “Edward” and some other corny speak. Full Story

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Public crying

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2009 11:09:00 October 29, 2009 11:09:00

Sienna Miller was walking her dog in New York today and they were photographing her and she was arguing with them about photographing her and then she started crying, repeatedly wiping the tears from her eyes. Now I am not an overly emotional person. I don’t cry often, let alone cry in public. I understand that sometimes it needs to happen for some people some of the time…but in this case, in her case, don’t ask me to feel badly and sympathise with her protests. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2009 10:50:00 October 29, 2009 10:50:00

Taylor Swift: be careful who you pose with (Popeater)

What happens when you combine Twilight with Disney (Dlisted)

Aren’t you happy you invited this piece of sh-t into your home? (The Superficial)

Adult Halloween parties in broad daylight? Or a photo shoot? (Hollywood Tuna)

GOOP doesn’t want her own show (Just Jared)

Chicken Fried Britney is bra-less again (Pop Sugar)

Is Twitter protecting celebrities? (Gawker)

Chelsea Handler on Playboy (Cele|bitchy)

“Why Is” has a “Why Is” sister (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Another “Why Is” on the horizon? (Popoholic)

Josh Duhamel’s eye

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2009 10:10:00 October 29, 2009 10:10:00

According to the National Enquirer, it’s roving. If this is true, it must be impaired. His vision and his judgment. Because, well, I mean… is this really the cutest stripper in Atlanta? Budget. The story broke yesterday – Josh Duhamel hit up a peeler bar while shooting a movie earlier this month. Full Story

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Colin in the lead

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2009 09:25:32 October 29, 2009 09:25:32

As mentioned a couple of weeks ago – click here for a refresher - the Best Actor race right now, early in the game, is between Colin Firth and George Clooney for their performances in A Single Man and Up In The Air respectively. Colin however has just surged ahead. Full Story

Manslinger had no magic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2009 08:47:31 October 29, 2009 08:47:31

Last night. The Yankees were owned last night by the Phillies and ARod went 0 for 4, striking out three times, completely flummoxed by Cliff Lee. Needless to say, Kate Hudson did not work hard enough the night before. She was likely busy all night working after the game. Or, if you believe Bull Durham, maybe Manslinger’s been working too hard and needs to take a break. Full Story

The Brange books

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2009 08:29:54 October 29, 2009 08:29:54

Two books promising salacious never-before-revealed details into the lives of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are due for release this winter. The first is an unauthorised biography by Andrew Morton who wrote Princess Diana’s biography and, most recently, a rather underwhelming exposé on the GMD. Full Story

Big boy date in his big boy car

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2009 07:45:42 October 29, 2009 07:45:42

Awwww… they’re inseparable. Sunday night it was the hockey game and a hotel sleepover. Monday he watched her shoot a music video and had dinner with her mom. Tuesday she spent time with her bff and his ex Selena Gomez but last night, Taylor and Taylor only had time for each other, as he took her out to a steak house before driving off together in his shiny new sporty car as the paps happily papped away. Full Story

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October 29, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2009 07:31:29 October 29, 2009 07:31:29

Happy 25th Birthday Carol “Ro Ro”. There’s a plate of potato skins and a draft beer waiting for you in Hinton! Love Emily To Rachel and the girls at BSS – thanks so much for helping out Laura, resulting in a very smooth, very successful shoot. She was thrilled. If I’d been in Toronto I would have tagged along to thank you personally for supporting my blog. Full Story

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Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Dear Gossips,

It’s that time of year again. When I rag on your asses to watch one of the best shows on television.

Friday Night Lights premieres on DirecTV tonight. What is life like post Panthers? There is an enemy. He has temporarily gained the upper hand on our Coach. But our Coach is tenacious, just like our Show. Somehow our Show has found a way to stay alive. Even though so many of you refuse to watch it… because you’d rather watch Kate Gosselin?

She wants to be a movie star now.


Stop this f-ckery now. If you have ever watched an episode of Jon & Kate but never an episode of Friday Night Lights, I’m officially trying to make you feel bad for it. Also, Glee is off for a few weeks for the World Series.

The Zac Efron article was very popular yesterday. Scroll down to read about his kindness if you missed it. And yeah, and Lindsay Lohan wants to go to India on a humanitarian mission. I’ve already told her to sit the f-ck DOWN but you may want to add your Bitch, Please onto the end of that too.

It’s Wednesday. We are counting down the hours until we get on that ferry for Tofino, an annual tradition, spending a week in heaven to celebrate 8 years of marriage. No interruption in blog schedule. That’s what the Rocket Stick is for.

Yours in gossip,


PS At The Bay Downtown Vancouver TODAY from 11am – 6pm: meet Doug Atkinson, acclaimed makeup artists and fragrance spokesperson for Coty “Diva on a Dime”. He’ll be personalising a fragrance plan for shoppers based on lifestyle. Doug was at The Bay all day yesterday too. It’s been quite the event. And here’s a bonus for readers:

I am giving away a Coty holiday gift set (one) which includes a Marc Jacobs “Daisy” tote, full size perfume, purse size perfume, a LOLA flower brooch, and designer lotions. Interested? Send an email to [email protected] with COTY as the subject by EOD Friday, October 30th. Standard terms apply. Have fun today at The Bay and good luck!