Ungaro's New Employee

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2009 09:57:00 October 2, 2009 09:57:00

Lindsay Lohan is in Paris “working” for Ungaro. She and sister Ali attended a party last night looking older than Joan and Jackie Collins. Evidently they borrowed from their closets too. So Lilo is at Fashion Week in her official capacity as the newly installed “artistic consultant” or some sh-t at the House of Ungaro. Full Story

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Soap #1

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2009 08:47:03 October 2, 2009 08:47:03

We linked to this story in Smutty Tingles yesterday but some of you have asked for my thoughts. One thought: these are the moves that put him at the top of my Freebie 5. So James has committed to a stint on the soap opera General Hospital. Apparently he was the one who initiated the process and will enjoy a multi week story arc starting on November 20th shooting all scenes one day a week so that he can focus on his other activities. Full Story

Carry the Cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2009 08:15:24 October 2, 2009 08:15:24

No doubt. My favourite photo of the week. Look at it. Look at them carrying Mimi’s Cheese around this morning in New York as she performed lived on The Today Show. It’s her thing, you know. Being carried around I mean. Mimi was once too tired, or spoiled, or bored, or full, to walk up and down the stairs at a private party in her honour. Full Story

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The GMD, manly stunts, and a dog

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2009 07:50:47 October 2, 2009 07:50:47

He must be so happy right now, the GMD. Every day the paps are in Boston shooting him shooting a new movie. And a romantic comedy too. With stunts! And his wife and kid on set with him nearly every day. So he gets to play Uber Man all the time. This is the Gay Midget Dwarf equivalent of a pig in sh-t. Full Story

Campaign for Carey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2009 07:23:00 October 2, 2009 07:23:00

Oscar is still over 5 months away but the buzz for Carey Mulligan has been building since Sundance in January. An Education finally premiered in LA last night officially kicking off Carey’s campaign. So far, every prediction list and website has cited her as a virtual lock for a nomination with critic after critic gushing about her performance. Full Story

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October 2, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2009 07:11:09 October 2, 2009 07:11:09

Happy Birthday Bronwyn C. Right now you’re travelling – Germany, the Netherlands, and the Czech Republic. But this is for when you get home. From your mom Lorie who can’t wait to hear the details. To Tracey and Brian – Happy 13th Anniversary. Tucker is the best present EVER. Good luck to Jill on your first half marathon on Saturday in Calgary. Full Story

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Thursday, October 1, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Murder some dogs, get paid by Nike? Sort of, but not really.

What do Michael Vick and Jessica Biel have in common other than pit bulls? It’s the Spin.

Word leaked yesterday that just weeks after returning to the NFL, Vick had re-signed an endorsement deal with Nike. Vick’s people did not reveal the specifics of the contract but said only that he was "excited to be part of the Nike team again”. Sounds like a confirmation, right? Not exactly.

CNBC approached Nike for a statement and, reacting to the immediate backlash, the company publicly refuted Team Vick’s claim:

"Nike does not have a contractual relationship with Michael Vick. We have agreed to supply product to Michael Vick as we do a number of athletes who are not under contract with Nike."

So they give him some free gear and he twists that into a contract, leaking the half truth and turning it into a report that everyone picks up. Well played Team Vick. That is a Shelfy Biel move. And this was the story that was widely disseminated. The denial was NOT widely disseminated. So the intended suggestion is that if Nike can sign Michael Vick, perhaps others can sign Michael Vick? These motherf-ckers love to bullsh-t. And the worst part is… it works. Because people suck.

Thursday – blogging all day in between shoots. Check back often, scroll down for late day posts from yesterday.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Walk A Mile In Her Shoes … TODAY! At noon, at Nathan Philips, men in heels in support of a future without violence. Click here for more information.

Easy make-a-story

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2009 16:27:39 October 1, 2009 16:27:39

Ben Affleck shooting his movie The Town with the impossibly charming Rebecca Hall and Photo Assumption says he’s happy. He’s in great spirits. He’s also in character. It’s called acting. But you know it won’t be long before Life & Style goes for a run with this one. Full Story

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Manslinger apartment hunting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2009 14:33:36 October 1, 2009 14:33:36

Some UK tabloid ran a story this week about Kate Hudson carrying around ARod’s baby because she happened to be photographed after eating. I’ve ragged about this before and I’ll keep ragging about it for as long as it picks my ass – because BumpWatch is f-cking stupid. On the one hand we’re bitching about unrealistic expectations on women’s bodies from the magazines. Full Story

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Pissing away Oscar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2009 12:03:00 October 1, 2009 12:03:00

There are actors like James Franco who doesn't need the street cred and isn't a money whore who is willing to work it on daytime television just because he's curious and available (more on this tomorrow) and then there's Mo'Nique who delivers an outstanding, breathtaking performance in the sure to be nominated Oprah-backed Precious and she's refusing to promote it. Full Story

Adrian after Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2009 11:39:56 October 1, 2009 11:39:56

He’s friends with it, Adrian Grenier is. With Ebola Paris Hilton. He admits it too. And what’s come of it since then? When Entourage first broke, Adrian Grenier was a hot commodity. He had a supporting role in The Devil Wears Prada and continued to look for opportunities between shooting his hit HBO show. Full Story