Single Sienna Manhunter

November 10, 2008 06:53:46 Posted at November 10, 2008 06:53:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A family torn asunder for an Italian holiday and a couple months of hot sex. Well that was worth it, non? Sienna Miller’s string of bad decisions continues as she confirmed to Us Weekly that her controversial relationship with Balthazar Getty is over, telling the magazine that: “I’m single at the moment, and I’m completely happy with that. Full Story

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Don`t call her a lesbian

November 10, 2008 06:43:19 Posted at November 10, 2008 06:43:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A beautiful Lindsay Lohan on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar, seemingly incapable of posing with her mouth closed, is reportedly insisting that she’s not a lesbian. Asked by the magazine about who she’s dating, Lilo coyly answered that: "I think it's pretty obvious who I'm seeing”. Full Story

The Jolie for the panda

November 10, 2008 06:15:08 Posted at November 10, 2008 06:15:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And the opposite of desperation… Yesterday in LA, on the red carpet to celebrate the DVD release of Kung Fu Panda, Angelina Jolie, always her best with black hair, showed off a lot of leg in a little black shirt and nude pumps. As you can see, the Holy Twin weight is almost all gone, save for a surprisingly UNconcave stomach. Full Story

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Now she`s Ebola Hilton

November 10, 2008 06:04:14 Posted at November 10, 2008 06:04:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On Friday afternoon, Jennifer Aniston shocked the paps by showing up at The Ivy, supposedly for a business meeting. Apparently she entered but then left immediately, disturbed by the intense pressure from photographers and fans. No sh-t, nipply!!! Like seriously… What the F-CK, Huvane?!?!? Are you out of your mind? Are they not taking your calls anymore? Is that why we’re begging now? Has it come to this? Jennifer Aniston and Phoebe Price? Jennifer Aniston and Ebola Hilton? Jennifer Aniston and Kim Kardashian? Really??? Deserving or not, Jennifer Aniston is one of the top stars in Hollywood. Full Story

November 10, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

November 10, 2008 06:01:05 Posted at November 10, 2008 06:01:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Lindy who’s moving back to Ontario from Alberta – good luck with everything and congratulations on the new job! Mo and your Calgary public love you and will miss you dearly! A belated smutty birthday shoutout to my oldest bff MaryAnne in Calgary. You will be the next Lainey! xxoo jody And for Wendy, pastry chef extraordinaire with the bum ankle – get well soon! Attaching the video below for a pick me up…but LOWER your volume. Full Story

Friday, November 7, 2008

Dear Gossips,

It actually happened.

Britney and Madonna. Justin and Madonna. Last night in LA. Am SO jealous! Photos and video to follow but first…

It’s the last day of our vacation and we head home on the ferry this afternoon. All week I’ve been wearing flannel shorts pulled up and OVER my belly. Honestly don’t know how to return to civilisation.

Friday – will post in the morning, then must travel. Have pre-written the annual People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive predication feature that reads in chronological order which means you’ll have to scroll down for my pick or click here and be taken directly to the feature. Newer articles will appear per standard blog format close to the top.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Been posting late in the day. Scroll down, hit VIEW MORE ARTICLES to get caught up on Lilo diamond shopping, Bond, Olga, and Britney.

Floppy MotherChucker

November 7, 2008 10:59:24 Posted at November 7, 2008 10:59:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

SPOILER! CAUTION! Chuck Bass’s hair is sad and floppy. When Chuck Bass’s hair is sad and floppy it only makes me shamewant him even more. (Lara are you writhing right now?) Not even Blair can cheer up Chuck Bass’s sad and floppy hair. She chases after it but gets pushed away and all she can do is stand there looking sad and floppy too. Full Story

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Marion Dior

November 7, 2008 10:54:31 Posted at November 7, 2008 10:54:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First ad of my Marion Cotillard in her new campaign for Dior atop the Eiffel Tower wearing a killer dress designed by John Galliano promoting the bag featuring the unique tower pattern. Divine. More images will be released later this month via Marion, the reigning Best Actress Oscar winner, has been busy shooting Nine in London but was in NYC last week with boyfriend Guillaume Canet doing regular gorgeous French people things like bikeriding and shopping at Whole Foods. Full Story

Overdressed, overtried, overold

November 7, 2008 10:01:00 Posted at November 7, 2008 10:01:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Hayden Panettiere at the Madonna concert last night with red lips, heels, all black and a plunging neckline. She’s 18! At a concert! Heidi Klum wore jeans, Kate Moss was casual, so was Lucy Liu, especially Isla Fisher…but Hayden had to be Hayden. Like a 40 years old. Only time she dresses her age is when other people do it for her on her tv show. Full Story

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Beaver Bucks Buck Naked!

November 7, 2008 09:09:23 Posted at November 7, 2008 09:09:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, I like the one on a horse more than the one on the throne (to be). But Prince William will be king. And if recent events are any suggestions, perhaps a more modern one. With a sense of humour, which is sexy too. William took his bucks out to a charity event last night in support of Centrepoint against homelessness and had occasion to speak to young Jasmine Edwards. Full Story