He says he wants to elevate the popularity of swimming in North America to what it’s like in Australia, do perhaps what Tiger has done for golf, what Becks is trying with soccer. As such, there is a price to pay. Sorry, kid. Comes with the territory. Besides, I need to know who’s sharing your bed if it can’t be me. Full Story
Anne Hathaway and Emily Blunt, close from the days of Prada, are now both single at the same time after suffering serious disappointment, not to mention public humiliation, thanks to their former douchebag boyfriends. Anne of course broke up that shady business dude who kept writing bad cheques and ripping off charities. Full Story
Jennifer Aniston is in New York picking up on some of Katie Holmes’s style tips. As you can see, Oprah’s favourite is the latest to put on a pair of boyfriend jeans. And if she’s doing it, it means the MiniVan is doing it. Which means the trend is, like, officially lost its edge. Boyfriend jeans = boot cut jeans Thank you Jennifer Aniston. Full Story
Happy Birthday Anita - the most "informative" big sister there ever was. If I don't know something or need some edu-mation, you can be sure to cover all of the angles in your explanation...and then some. (Looking forward forward to having) many detailed conversations about such things as "snail trails" and "Rossuming/sugar raping" while lunching at the spa. Full Story
It was fortuitous we arranged our travel to Seattle for yesterday afternoon. Managed to avoid the baby deluge. Everyone was either giving birth, announcing they had already given birth, or announcing that they will soon be giving birth. Am grateful to have escaped. Am not curious in the least about Ricky Martin’s sudden double fatherhood. How else does a gay man become a daddy? Why is that still a secret?
Sigh. Radiohead. The best. THE BEST. But am dead bagged today because we only got back to the hotel at 2:30am. Typos ahead.
Still…for two hours last night, for the first time in two weeks, I quivered for someone other than Michael Phelps: Jonny Greenwood.
Thursday – am blogging all day from Seattle. Refresh, refresh, refresh!
Yours in gossip,
PS. For your many, many emails of support re: this and what’s come with it – am so grateful for your acknowledgement. Thank you, love you, owe you.
Jailbait Miley Cyrus is turning 16 soon. She will be celebrating at – where else? – Disneyland and she is inviting a “limited number” of her fans to join her. http://www.usmagazine.com/news/miley-cyrus-selling-tickets-to-sweet-sixteen The price? Only $250. Jailbait is becoming a global brand. Full Story
It’s hard to leave them alone when they’re just so damn cute…and super super PDA too! As I was the first to report earlier this week, Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams are back together and so so SO happy in Toronto. They’ve been sighted at local hangouts in town every night and day, hands linked, always smiling, beaming at each other – the flush of first love all over again. Full Story
For the first time in several years, former lovers Katie Holmes and Joshua Jackson, Joey and Pacey, are in the same city at the same time. It means nothing. Though she may be tempted, in the deep reaches of her soul that have yet to be completely eradicated by Xenu, to see her old friend, Katie’s heart is not unlike Kay’s – frozen by splinters from the troll mirror in Hans Christian Andersen’s Snow Queen, his personality cruelly transformed and entranced by the Snow Queen’s kiss, his memory paralysed, his loves forgotten, his family left behind. Full Story
Rumour has it the Pitts are inviting their French neighbours over to the chateau for a backyard bbq in order to ingratiate themselves with the community. Supposedly they were advised by the town mayor – invite the local folks over, charm them with your children and your hospitality, and perhaps they will do as you request and leave you alone. Full Story
We do! We do! (Dlisted)
As usual, her tongue is lolling out of her mouth (Hollywood Tuna)
Still trying to be The Jolie (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Mark Darcy and Prince Caspian quiver together (INO)
Sit DOWN Size Two! (Holy Moly UK)
Why President Bartlet can’t see his grandkids (Cele|bitchy)
Jennifer Aniston: Even her agents feel sorry for her (IDLYITW)
Becks abs…or Phelps abs? (Pop Sugar)
Britney was seen leaving a recording studio last night with mom – still working hard, still on a good track. So good, her sons have been accepted into a very elite baby circle: little Kingston Rossdale was allowed to come over and play with SFP and JJ. Kingston, as you know, is super tight with The Chosen One Shiloh. Full Story