Rossum for his birthday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2009 10:05:37 May 13, 2009 10:05:37

Run, Robert, RUN. Today is Robert Pattinson’s birthday. I know this because my inbox has been pounded by his fans, some very polite, and some not so polite, “belligerating” me for not wishing him a Happy Birthday. I’ll let you enjoy that for a minute or two. My birthday, by the way, is September 26th. Full Story

Ewan in the morning

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2009 08:38:30 May 13, 2009 08:38:30

At Regis & Kelly and Good Morning America today in New York promoting Angels & Demons which hits theatres this week. So far Angels has not been as controversial as Da Vinci. Not even close. And while it hasn’t received great reviews, critics have been kinder to it than its predecessor. We can all probably agree – the Da Vinci movie sucked so much sh-t. Full Story

Courteney’s new bestie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2009 08:09:42 May 13, 2009 08:09:42

Courteney Cox and Isla Fisher yesterday out for lunch at Joan’s on Third. All part of that little yummy mummy crowd – from which Courteney’s longtime bestie Jennifer Aniston is feeling increasingly isolated. At least according to Life & Style. Obviously bullsh-t. But the photos came at a great time as their latest issue hits stands featuring a BFF breakup. Full Story

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You are not Little Edie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2009 07:22:13 May 13, 2009 07:22:13

The cops were called to Lindsay Lohan’s the other day because the alarm went off. Nothing had been stolen and there was no break in, but it was a f-cking mess, prompting the police to describe initially that the place had been ransacked. It was not ransacked. Lilo simply doesn’t pick up her sh-t. Full Story

Maya’s Hollywood timing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2009 07:11:00 May 13, 2009 07:11:00

Love Maya Rudolph. She was on Letterman last night presumably to promote Away We Go. I’ve posted the trailer several times already. Can’t wait. Anyway, in the film, Maya and John Krasinski play expectant parents looking for a place to raise their child. And Maya just announced she’s pregnant with her second with Paul Thomas Anderson. Full Story

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Dear Gossips,

It’s a travel day today so I’m posting a few articles early and will continue on the other side. Sorry about inconvenience. Am finally heading home after 5 – or was it 6? – days in Vegas. Leaving is good for the liver.

On tap today: many Twilight cast exclusives with Vampires roaming and Taylor Lautner and Selena Lautner with family and friends. SO cute. Also Hugh Jackman, Halle Berry, some Vagina Virgins, and of course, the Shelf Ass selling, selling, selling…

It’s Tuesday – am blogging on the fly. Check back often, especially late in the day.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Monday was post heavy. SCROLL DOWN to get caught up on late day articles.

PPS. As I first reported yesterday, even Kevin Federline is getting more work than Lindsay Lohan. Here he is in Vancouver with girlfriend Victoria to shoot a movie. At this point it’s embarrassing. Not for him, if you can believe it. But for HER. For Lindsay Lohan…

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He’s digging...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2009 15:29:00 May 12, 2009 15:29:00

And that can only mean one scene. Lame sh-ts, now I’m crying. Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson continued shooting Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows on the Pembrokeshire Coast today and were joined by Rupert Grint – he was not pictured in the previous series that was posted. Won’t bother spoiling this with words. Full Story

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Vampires in the city

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2009 14:21:00 May 12, 2009 14:21:00

Yesterday in Vancouver, Vampires everywhere: Dakota Fanning signing autographs for fans. Jamie Campbell Bower and Cameron Bright hanging out downtown, and Ashley Greene grabbing street meat! Her stock just went up. Sigh. I miss street meat. My stomach was stronger back in the day. I could go for street meat any time. Full Story

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Vagina Virgins cross the pond

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2009 13:39:51 May 12, 2009 13:39:51

They were in London today promoting something – maybe a movie? Yes, probably. The movie that did not fare very well at the North American box office. Apparently their tv show wasn’t a huge success either. Not great news for a “band” about to release their fourth album Lines, Vines, and Trying Times. Full Story

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There’s a spring in her step

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2009 13:24:49 May 12, 2009 13:24:49

Right? Jennifer Aniston in New York – not really feeling her pants, does she have a camel toe??? – all smiles, relaxed, and in great spirits. What’s making her so happy? Every tabloid cover proclaiming the end of the Brange. And one ridiculous report originating out of England about Brad calling her in the middle of the night – click here for details Full Story

Taylor & Selena’s day off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2009 08:39:25 May 12, 2009 08:39:25

This is how it should be, non? This is however not the way the Lohans do it. At Selena Gomez’s age, Lindsay was living at the Chateau Marmont all by herself. A year later she’d moved in with Wilmer V who, at the time, was 25. Not Selena and Taylor Lautner. They did not shoot yesterday. Young love takes advantage of every opportunity. Full Story

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