January 9, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2009 05:58:05 January 9, 2009 05:58:05

To Nancy F in Hong Kong – HAPPY 40th! Have a great time tonight and definitely, definitely, we are ON for jello shots in Lan Kwai Fong, hopefully at the end of the year?  Full Story

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Dear Gossips,

The People’s Choice Awards. Or, more appropriately, the MiniVan Majority Awards, where there’s a winner for “favourite leading lady” AND also “favourite female movie star” (!!!!)….which is why, really, they don’t matter. They don’t even matter to THEM. Still, the PCA’s are good for a few red carpet laughs. Carrie Underwood shopped at the mall. And…a chick flick throw down? Hudson vs Heigl share the same space. Girl sh-t is the best sh-t. More on that later.

Thursday – am online all day .

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. The motionball galas in Vancouver and Toronto will take place on February 7 and February 27. To date, motionball has donated over a million dollars to Special Olympics Canada. Tickets for the galas are very hard to come by – the venues are spectacular, the glamour, the entertainment, the crowd, the beverages (especially in this economy!)…super swank, super fun! So you want to go?

One pair of tickets to give away for each city. If interested, send an email to [email protected] with “motionball Vancouver” or “motionball Toronto” in the title. For more information on motionball, click here.

My Golden Rumey!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2009 18:08:41 January 8, 2009 18:08:41

Last year, due the writers’ strike, the Globes were cancelled and my Rumey missed out on her chance to work out her best chin angles on a grand, grand scale. Thankfully the HFPA extended her invitation and on Sunday night, Rumer Willis will finally wear the crown as Miss Golden Globe. Here’s Rumey today at the Beverly Hills Hotel at some fashion free-for-all where celebrities don’t have to pay for clothes. Full Story

Clean cut and all smiles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2009 17:40:09 January 8, 2009 17:40:09

Hot Harry on a Horse and his brother today in London for the launch of the Henry van Straubenzee Memorial Fund. Harry is healthy and well rested after his trip to Mauritius with Chelsy and William, having spent part of the holiday with Kate Middleton, is done with the beard. I’m not a Will girl but he actually looks really great here. Full Story

Couple obsessed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2009 14:56:00 January 8, 2009 14:56:00

Can’t explain it. Last night I was browsing the articles, came upon this. Loved Amanda Seyfried’s hair in Mamma Mia – it’s the hair I will want forever and ever all my life and Duana is marking her as the next big thing but beyond that it was whatever. Full Story

Get GOOPy on your rolls!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2009 13:06:36 January 8, 2009 13:06:36

Last week it was detox, this week, Gwyneth wants to work out with you. Because after starving yourself through a detox session, it’s time to tone and tighten. So I’m 35. After my birthday I decided I’d try working out like a fiend for a while because I’m a vain bitch. Working out like a fiend sucks every kind of balls ever. Full Story

Miss Zahara Day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2009 11:44:17 January 8, 2009 11:44:17

She’s the sassiest young lady in a very famous family and today is her 4th birthday. Happy Birthday Miss Zahara! Let’s give her some love since she’s constantly being overshadowed by the Chosen One and the Holy Twins, the non-adopted offspring with their own magazine covers. If People put Miss Z on a cover I’d buy 10 copies. Full Story

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LipGloss instead!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2009 11:22:56 January 8, 2009 11:22:56

He’s skipping around his room squealing! They had originally wanted Robert Pattinson to present at the Globes. But Robert Pattinson is trying to escape the screaming, needing some refuge perhaps from Twilight losers. And so in his stead, the Hollywood Foreign Press Association went for their second choice… LipGloss Zac Efron will be presenting at the Globes on Sunday. Full Story

Interview with the eternal victim

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2009 09:54:08 January 8, 2009 09:54:08

Her mother taught her well. Dina Lohan’s mantra? Wah wah wah. Needless to say, it’s the same for Lindsay Lohan. New interview with Interview Magazine interviewed by Lauren Hutton who isn’t herself the picture of sanity. Lilo complains and complains. About the situation she finds herself in. Full Story

The Shame

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2009 08:49:37 January 8, 2009 08:49:37

If not for the fact that she broke my arm, I’d actually feel embarrassed for her. But as it happens she was too busy being stupid to do her job, she wasted my time, and since there are now pins in my arm holding together my elbow, embarrassment is a sentiment I’ll reserve for someone who actually deserves it. Full Story