Life is Breezy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2009 06:25:00 March 2, 2009 06:25:00

As you’ve heard, Rihanna and Chris Brown are back together, staying at Diddy’s mansion in Miami. I have not written about Rihanna because it’s sad smut. Still sad smut. What happened to her is heartbreaking. Her choices are heartbreaking. And while I may not agree with them, at all, at the same time, in my opinion, she doesn’t deserve the scorn. Full Story

Friday, February 27, 2009

Dear Gossip,

I was up a little last night at the blackjack table until some idiot sat down and started staying on 15 against face and hitting on 14 against 3. As far as I’m concerned, this is like someone coming into your house and chewing with their mouth open at the dinner table. Wrong.

Still…there’s nothing better than waking up and knowing a casino is just below you. And, while I don’t play the slots, hearing the ping ping ping of the machines as the elevator opens is like an angel’s harp to my ears. LOVE Vegas.

Finally, it’s Friday! New articles all day and then I go back to work at the Wynn…or maybe we should hit up a skeezier joint? At least degenerates know how to gamble. Besides, I’d be with my people.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez are not anorexic.

Flying solo…and commercial?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2009 15:37:00 February 27, 2009 15:37:00

Brad Pitt at JFK today heading out alone…somewhere. And flying commercial? Not sure but he would not have been so easily photographed if he was using the private jet. As you know, it’s the Brange’s usual travel choice. So anyway, my husband needs a new suit. He has, like, the WORST WORST WORST style EVER. Full Story

Overheard in my inbox

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2009 12:13:00 February 27, 2009 12:13:00

My mail just started downloading. Maybe because it’s Friday and we’re all a little silly but there have been some exceptionally funny messages today. Thought I’d share a few and since you love them, will include the best hate ones too. As you’d expect, they come from the Holy Trinity of Crazy Fan Groups: Brangelunatics, Aniston freaks, and Twi-hard losers. Full Story

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Back to black and Vanna White

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2009 11:33:39 February 27, 2009 11:33:39

Seriously – it was like this yesterday too – why is she constantly Vanna White-ing all over Owen Wilson? It’s weird, right? The way her hand is displaying him like a vowel? Anyway, this is Jennifer Aniston today at the Rome photo call for Marley & Me back to basic black and boring sh-t, a far cry from the refreshingly vibrant appearance she turned in yesterday at the Paris promotional stop in Balenciaga and Loubs. Full Story

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Ari cries

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2009 11:16:00 February 27, 2009 11:16:00

As reported yesterday, Jeremy Piven was in New York for a hearing where he was expected to defend himself against a grievance filed by the producers of Speed-the-Plow alleging that he bailed out on the production not because of mercury poisoning but because he was bored and partying too hard. Piven spoke about his illness in front of a panel of ten consisting of 5 actors and 5 producers. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2009 10:38:27 February 27, 2009 10:38:27

My webmail has been down for 3 hours. Haven’t been able to access email. I feel like I’ve been abandoned in the middle of the ocean. Will Twitter make me feel better?

Kanye UNquotable and f-cking stupid (Dlisted)

Do you think she looks like Lauren Conrad? (Hollywood Tuna)

Famewhore’s busted makeup. Seriously hideous (Just Jared)

How Ryan Reynolds walks his dog (Pop Sugar)

Who’s Scabby selling herself to now? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Confession: I dig Shia the director (INO)

If I had arms like hers I’d be going sleeveless all the time too (Cele|bitchy)

Fake tits, f-ck me boots, and Camels (IDLYITW)

Maybe this is why Djimon Hounsou is with her? How else do you explain it? (The Blemish)

Not this again, please. Guess who was weepy at the Oscars? (A Socialite's Life)

How long before…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2009 09:24:10 February 27, 2009 09:24:10

Shelfy comes rushing in? Cameron Diaz was photographed happy and lovely yesterday in New York heading to a meeting – regardless what you think of them, Cammie D (unlike Jessica Biel) makes movies that actually get released in theatres! – just a few days before appearing on Jimmy Fallon’s first week at Late Night. Full Story

Kristen, Rob…and Drew?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2009 07:43:55 February 27, 2009 07:43:55

Twilight press conference and premiere in Tokyo today… Am all over Kristen Stewarts leather dress with the white trim. She’s 18. She can do it. Not so sure about the gown later on. Way too old for her. Whatever, I love her. My girl balances out the cheese on either side of her. Open mouth cheese, per usual, courtesy of Robert Pattinson, and then the little guy Taylor Lautner who has done nothing the last few months but try to grow and gain weight. Full Story

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Hot Jakey Hip Hop

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2009 07:00:00 February 27, 2009 07:00:00

This video kills me. Because it makes no f-cking sense. But first, auto-tune needs to die. So it’s Jamie Foxx. He has a new album. He’s released a new video full of celebrity cameos – Samuel L Jackson, Forrest Whitaker, Quincy Jones, Ashley from Fresh Prince, some blonde lady that looks familiar but is distinctly B list, and Ron Howard and Jake Gyllenhaal. Full Story

Salma the bride

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2009 06:39:15 February 27, 2009 06:39:15

Remember how for weeks and weeks we had to endure the ceaseless gushing about Jennifer Aniston turning 40 and “fabulous!”? Ugh. Salma Hayek turned 40 two years ago and as far as I can recall the entire world wasn’t forced to celebrate with her, even though she hardly looks 30, never mind 10 years older. Full Story