Cheese Nips and Kylie for Darren

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2009 12:36:24 May 6, 2009 12:36:24

My main gay Darren has been working hard, travelling from one coast to another for several months. As such, we haven’t been drunk together nearly enough all year. Darren misses me. He missed me so much yesterday he actually watched part of the hockey game and texted me from home, not knowing what he was looking at but wanting to feel close to me. Full Story

Kiefer did this

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2009 12:00:00 May 6, 2009 12:00:00

His name is Jack McCollough, one of the designers of Proenza Schouler. As you can see, he has a cut on his nose. He received the cut courtesy of Kiefer Sutherland’s head. After the Met Gala on Monday night, Kiefer was at a party talking to Brooke Shields. He claims McCollough bumped into Brooke and demanded an apology. Full Story

What she’s most proud of…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2009 11:44:59 May 6, 2009 11:44:59

Until Anna finally pats her on the head and gives her a Vogue cover. Poor Posh keeps waiting and waiting and waiting. I love that bitch for holding out on her. Bet your concrete tits that saying “no not yet” to Victoria Beckham is Anna Wintour’s happy place. For now then, Posh will simply have to satisfy herself with her new Armani underwear ads, unveiled today at Macy’s Herald Square in New York. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2009 11:27:46 May 6, 2009 11:27:46

Would you want to marry him if he still looked like this? (Dlisted)

They’re competing with JailBait and her Flavour Savour (Hollywood Tuna)

Bale’s little backpack! (Just Jared)

She’s still got it! (The Superficial)

Courtside Bruno! (Pop Sugar)

Ummm…are we sure she’s not popping pills anymore? PS. She’s also promoting a new record. Great timing (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

What she looks like when she’s properly styled (INO)

Why SnapFace is looking less snappy (Cele|bitchy)

When Chris met Kirk (A Socialite’s Life)

Becks in leather… in a locker room! (Kickette)

Lovers in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2009 09:51:28 May 6, 2009 09:51:28

Amanda Seyfried with Dominic Cooper leaving Nobu last night in London and hopping in a cab. I love this about London. It’s not often the personal driver in the big hulking SUV. Most of them cab. Even the princes cab! Amanda will reportedly begin work soon on Remember Me costarring Robert Pattinson with whom she presented at the Oscars a couple months ago. Full Story

Granny drinks ginger ale!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2009 08:45:57 May 6, 2009 08:45:57

They hawk everything overseas. Watches, cologne, cars, banks, video games…everything. For some reason in North America though we find endorsements unsavoury, which is why so many of them keep their money grabs on the quiet side. Thanks to the power of the internets though this has become increasingly difficult. Full Story

Bradley Cooper, superhero

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2009 08:25:44 May 6, 2009 08:25:44

Yes! Word is, The Hangover is good. I wrote about it in relation to Bradley Cooper yesterday – click here for a refresher. Studio executives are hoping The Hangover will make Bradley Cooper the next Vince Vaughn – a funny hot guy who hopefully won’t get boring, bloated, and date Jennifer Aniston. Full Story

Third Girl Night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2009 08:05:16 May 6, 2009 08:05:16

Stella McCartney, Liv Tyler, and Kate Hudson out again for the third night in a row (on Sunday there was some other party) last night in New York at the Time 100 Most Influential People in the World gala. They were seated together all three of them in the ballroom and Kate is apparently the loudest giggler – not surprising. Full Story

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Looking uncomfortable

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2009 07:38:51 May 6, 2009 07:38:51

Jennifer Aniston’s new movie Management screened last night in New York. Here she is outside the theatre. Great that she’s not wearing black. Not so great because grey appears to be her new black. All the time. Not sure this is doing anything for her. Especially around the chest area. Is that a breast wrap? Whatever it is it’s not flattering. Full Story

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Can you do what he does…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2009 07:23:50 May 6, 2009 07:23:50

Ryan Reynolds? Ugh. Ryan Reynolds is getting his own Deadpool spin-off. Great. He has the body for it but does he have the attitude? Can he do what Hugh does? Because Hugh can sell a movie. He sells it wholeheartedly. He engages the fans, he works hard for the fans, he wants the fans to have a great time. Full Story

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May 6, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2009 07:04:26 May 6, 2009 07:04:26

Happy Birthday Darcie! With love from your sister Sarah. To Kiki M in Edmonton - Happy Birthday! Let's leave our hypothetical children in hypothetical boarding school in hypothetical Switzerland and take off to St. Tropez. But without Elton John of course. How very, very common! Love and candy from Patsy, Eddie, Saffron and Bubble (you know who we are). Full Story