Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2009 10:04:58 February 6, 2009 10:04:58

The Jolie clone – funniest.sh-t.ever. (Dlisted)

So he’s training her now??!!??!!?? (Hollywood Tuna)

Jen and John sell their love again, this time for He’s Just Not That Into You (Just Jared)

Liv Tyler Wonderland (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

How many Oscar nomination parties does one girl need? (Pop Sugar)

Have you seen Fergie’s wedding pics? (INO)

Sean Penn hates Granny Freeze! (Cele|bitchy)

What was Kristen Stewart doing the night before? (IDLYITW)

Tilda Swinton Samurai! (Candy Kirby)

Never mind her crotch, what the hell is on her hand? (Yeeeah!)

Sticking with the formula

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2009 08:42:41 February 6, 2009 08:42:41

There is much snickering on the internets today about Jennifer Aniston’s new project. A new movie called The Baster, costarring Jason Bateman, about a woman who gets artificially inseminated only to have her best friend switch the sperm sample and replace it with his own. Something like that. It’s a comedy, obviously. Full Story

What’s wrong Jessie?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2009 08:01:03 February 6, 2009 08:01:03

Let me help! TMZ is reporting that during a performance last night in Grand Rapids, Michigan, our Porny supposedly exhibited signs of emotional distress. According to locals, one of the indications was that she forgot the lyrics to her own song Come On Over. Full Story

Summit bound

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2009 07:41:36 February 6, 2009 07:41:36

Victoria Beckham en route from LA to London yesterday in yet another comfortable travel ensemble. It’s her husband who’s been in the news this week – Becks has publicly declared that he wants to stay in Milan and finish his career in Europe. This of course leaves the LA Galaxy to decide whether or not to allow this. Full Story

Photo Assumption: Isla Fisher

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2009 07:13:46 February 6, 2009 07:13:46

In New York last night at the premiere of Confessions of a Shopaholic, oh lawd. Also popped in for a quick visit with Letterman. But Isla Fisher seemed to be missing her sparkle. Ready to play our favourite game? Photo Assumption! Drawing conclusions based on nothing but photos, zero hard facts, zero source information… And to me she looks embarrassed. Full Story

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Mexico and Miu Miu

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2009 06:54:18 February 6, 2009 06:54:18

The most chiselled movie star in the world lit up the carpet last night in Mexico City, still promoting Valkyrie. As you can see, after his visit with the most renowned plastic surgeon in the world, totally just coincidence, Tom Cruise looks more cut, more crisp, and more handsome than ever. Younger and younger every day. Full Story

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February 6, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2009 06:41:52 February 6, 2009 06:41:52

This if for Joy – I know it’s a sucky time. Hopefully the gossip makes up for it just a little. And always remember the gift that keeps on giving. Hang on to this, hang on to Porny…she’ll pull you through the darkness.  Full Story

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Dear Gossips,

It’s Thursday. GOOP Day! To celebrate GOOP Day, the NY Post has published a scathing article about why everyone loves to hate her. Click here to read.

As for this week’s missive – we’ve been looking forward to it all week – it’s time for Gwyneth to tell you how you’ve failed as a parent. Ready? I tried to read the newsletter and I fell asleep (it’s the subject matter, you know?). More on that later.

Another day, another generational bitch fight. The gossip gods are smiling on us, showering us with good smut, no? Also gifting us with the possibility of a dream romance: Ryan Gosling…and? See below.

Grammy fever is building. Only three more sleeps before Thom Yorke takes the stage. And T.I. and Justin Timberlake! He’s an arrogant douche but that performance will be sick.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

A survivor story

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2009 15:36:00 February 5, 2009 15:36:00

Recognise this boy? Boy now man? It’s Nick Carter. Yeah, Nick Carter. From the Backstreet Boys! Confession: remember when we had to pick sides? Backstreet vs N Sync? I picked Backstreet. I still can’t decide if this was right or wrong. Anyway, Nick Carter dated Ebola Hilton. It was a dramatic, volatile relationship. Full Story

Whose face is this?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2009 14:11:00 February 5, 2009 14:11:00

Because it’s not SJP’s. Harper’s Bazaar is trying to tell us that it is…but… that doesn’t look like her face. Who’s face is it? It’s on the tip of my brain, but I can’t draw her out. Can you identify the face? It’s totally not Sarah Jessica Parker’s face. Full Story

Will GOOPy win a Grammy?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2009 13:04:42 February 5, 2009 13:04:42

Did you know she’s been nominated for one? This, in part, is why she’ll be there on Sunday. And also to present. G is up for Best Spoken Word Album For Children (Brown Bear And Friends). Of course she is. Of course it’s a children’s book! GOOP is the best mother ever! She’s so great at mothering, she’s now in a position to tell YOU how to mother! Yes, the latest GOOP newsletter focuses on parenting. Full Story