It`s too early for Christmas!

November 3, 2008 11:41:00 Posted at November 3, 2008 11:41:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We were in London a week ago, BEFORE Halloween, and the Christmas displays were up already. Now that Halloween is officially over, the madness is beginning. Christmas ads, Christmas sales, Christmas decorations, Christmas everywhere! It’s earlier and earlier every year. Stresses me out. So this is Gwen Stefani and baby Zuma at a park in LA this weekend and while Zuma’s gear isn’t specifically Christmas themed, the association isn’t exactly obscure. Full Story

The City means she`s serious

November 3, 2008 11:27:00 Posted at November 3, 2008 11:27:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well that’s an awfully stylish hat to be wearing out and about on a casual stroll with the baby, not wanting to be photographed, non? That hat. Love. Here’s Alba Demon looking amazing today, shot this afternoon in New York with Honor. Hilariously the photo agency labelled the images: “Jessica Alba walking around with her son in Soho”. Full Story

Who doesn`t…

November 3, 2008 11:06:00 Posted at November 3, 2008 11:06:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Love Kate Winslet? I can’t imagine. That unremarkable Hilary Swank has 2 Oscars. Kate Winslet has none. What.The.F*ck??? This is a glorious Kate Winslet on the cover of the new issue of Vanity Fair. Kate has 2 movies contending this awards season and could be competing against herself in the Best Actress Category in both Revolutionary Road with Leonardo DiCaprio and The Reader with Ralph Fiennes, even though that film is not without controversy as producers are accusing Harvey Weinstein of messing with a project, yet again, to the point of mutiny. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

November 3, 2008 10:59:00 Posted at November 3, 2008 10:59:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Bruno finds a boyfriend (Dlisted)

Get a new look. Get a new JOB!!! (Hollywood Tuna)

Stilettos and stirrups… Duana, you likey? (Just Jared)

It’s just… too embarrassing (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Miss Zahara’s Halloween costume (Pop Sugar)

How would a U2 Tower eliminate poverty? (Holy Moly)

SJP’s great white boots (INO)

Cry Ebola a river (Cele|bitchy)

Do you like her as a blonde? (ICYDK)

Overdressed for Halloween (IDLYITW)

He Finished

November 3, 2008 08:08:20 Posted at November 3, 2008 08:08:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ryan Reynolds ran the NY Marathon yesterday and finished in 3 hours 50 minutes, faster than he had planned. Ryan entered the race in support of Team Fox for Parkinson’s Research. His father suffers from the disease and Michael J Fox has been a source of inspiration for his family. Full Story

Brad and the Mighty Opes

November 3, 2008 07:57:37 Posted at November 3, 2008 07:57:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She is besties with Jennifer Aniston. Once a week they cry together over the phone. Which is why it’s been reported that she shunned the Brange in favour of her friend. But Benjamin Button is said by many to be the season’s top contender for Oscar. And how can a possible future Oscar winner NOT be featured on the Mighty Opes? According to her website Full Story

Porny`s Pap Drama

November 3, 2008 07:20:00 Posted at November 3, 2008 07:20:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson went out for dinner the other night with her main ‘mo Ken Paves and he ended up getting hit in the face by a pap camera, gushing blood from his head, requiring a trip to the hospital. He did however have the good sense to tuck Porny into the car before taking care of himself. Is that enough to forgive him for making her look like sh-t all the time? Negative. Full Story

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Don`t be Brett Favre

November 3, 2008 07:10:00 Posted at November 3, 2008 07:10:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We get it. You’re leaving. Your artistic integrity is being raped by Hollywood. You find fame unsavoury. You cannot bear the hypocrisy, manipulation, the exploitation. You’re going. But if that’s the case, why show up on the red carpet for Chen and your own Two Lovers and make a spectacle of yourself? This is Joaquin Phoenix on Saturday looking super clean and totally sober and refusing to remove the ciggie from his mouth with a message for all of us written across his knuckles: GOOD BYE. Full Story

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Jenny + Douchey = Stupid

November 3, 2008 06:40:00 Posted at November 3, 2008 06:40:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pink speaks the truth. She doesn’t think highly of John Mayer. Shocking. Recalling an encounter with him recently, Pink said: "I got into an argument with him. He said something along the lines of, 'I only shag really stupid women', and I said, 'I guess they would have to be. I don't get him and Jennifer at all. Full Story

Chicken Fried Centrefold

November 3, 2008 06:29:30 Posted at November 3, 2008 06:29:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Britney’s Circus album cover was released on Friday while we were catching the ferry. Aside from the superfans, the consensus has been that the photoshopping is highly underwhelming. Don’t mind the cheesy cheap feel but what’s unsettling about it, for me at least, is that the gauzy, hazy image reminds me of Playboy, and specifically late 70s/early 80s Playboy… like Dorothy Stratten. Full Story

November 3, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

November 3, 2008 06:22:37 Posted at November 3, 2008 06:22:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To LFB - congrats on the baby Beatrice! Now you have your own little Queen B. xoxo, g-girls. Happy 24th Birthday Lindsay! A girl who braved dancing at the Madge concert the other night with a sprained ankle sustained during kickboxing – She would be so proud! YOU made it through the wilderness. Full Story