Full line up has now been announced for the Toronto International Film Festival. Bright stars and the potential for very, very, very juicy smut. The list of high profile expected attendees is below but right off the top – Shelfy Jessica Biel will be there! Shelf Ass trying to assert herself in a great sea of real actors – needless to say, she’s begging, BEGGING the Pip to join her for some play. Full Story
He’s Mine! (Dlisted)
Is she thinking about her vagina? (Hollywood Tuna)
The Hills has a boob ridge (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Posh has a point – she’s a starver, not a popper (INO)
Kate Moss Yoko Ono (Holy Moly UK)
Shoes are better than sex…if you’re married to a dandy! (Cele|bitchy)
La Lopez hates Gold Medals (IDLYITW)
Grey Granny wins gold medals! (Pop Sugar)
The House Bunny premiere went down last night – this is Rumey in white working her angles, trying to dominate the carpet even though she is, at best, a tertiary character. That’s my girl. The House Bunny lead of course is Anna Faris who plays the ditzy blonde to Emma Stone’s intellectual brunette. Full Story
Sienna Miller at LAX yesterday after 2 weeks of loved up scandalous Hollywood goodness with Balthazar Getty. Looks like someone has to get back to work. At the airport, she was met by the paps, intent of course on provoking a reaction to the question: why are you a homewrecker? You’ll recall, Sienna and her mother and all her friends are desperately trying to convince you that she isn’t. Full Story
New season of The Hills premiered last night. Am over it, didn’t watch. But apparently this is a minority sentiment. Here they are, all of them at a party to celebrate, and the cameras were there too. Of course. Heidi, in a Herve Leger and white heels, as usual, looks like a mall girl. Audrina belongs in Blender. Full Story
Exclusive. OMG OMG OMG. It’s only Tuesday and the McGoslings will lose their sh*t. You ready? Last night in Toronto. At a restaurant called Grace on College Street. 10pm seating. Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams walk in. Together. Holding hands. You’ll recall, they were just seen and photographed Full Story
To the entourage Katie, Alicia, Caitlin & Pamela: A private island cottage for me and my best gal pals?! How amazing are we!!! Thank you for all the hard work and the massive bowl of KD at midnight. Only for you would I wear that nasty wedding dress! Love, Victoria Happy 30th Birthday Emma in Toronto from Rona in Ireland who misses you dearly and wishes badly she could join you this year as she does every other. Full Story
Olympic Freebie Five has been updated with Dara Torres at the top. Dara Torres makes my life. It’s a life that’s become a sad, sad sickness. Because I have a serious, serious Michael Phelps problem. Time to go cold turkey.
Back to ageless women, the Madge turned 50 on Saturday and celebrated with her family at an allnighter, then hit the gym the next morning for 3 hours. Crazy bitch. Photos on the way. But not before a heart to heart with John Mayer.
Monday – am online all day but router decided to f&ck off and die this morning which accounts for the late start. Feels like I’m on a dial up today.
Yours in gossip,
PS. How do you stop running with, like, 20m left and STILL break the world record? And a ladies sweep too. What’s up Jamaica?
Exactly a month to go before NKOTB kicks off the tour in Toronto and for Donnie Wahlberg at least, the timing is perfect. He’s single. Donnie’s wife Kim Fey has filed for divorce and sole custody of their 2 children and spousal support too, which is another reason why the tour has been fortuitously scheduled. Full Story
This is the best thing. Ever. The best. Like, life changing. In the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar, the magazine asked some of the biggest names in fashion to “fantasy” pose. What’s Karl Lagerfeld’s fantasy? Karl wants to be Lil Wayne! Check out Le Karl, all crunked up, working his magic but still no bitch-beating fan. Full Story