For the GMD, if marriage was a strategic move, and you know my thoughts on that, then in hindsight I’m sure we can all agree – a tactical error. Because Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes make each other assy. She looks assy when she’s with him, he looks assy when he’s with her. Alone though, when he’s on his own, and not holding her in a death grip with his short arms wrapped around her waist, when he’s flying solo with no Goose of a wife, the GMD is much more appealing. Full Story
Britney – the summer is almost over…and Britney is still well. Amazing. An end of summer tradition – always the VMAs. And for many years, Britney has been a part of it. She is already appearing in the promos with host Russell Brand and the rumours have been swirling – that she will redeem herself on September 7th. Full Story
Transamerica and Madonna’s thong (Dlisted)
Can Enrique do better than this? (Hollywood Tuna)
Jailbait’s mouth is as big as her basket (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Filthy Scab vs my Gwyneth??? (INO)
Obsessed with her own vagina (Holy Moly UK)
Who Shiloh hates now (Cele|bitchy)
Who plucked Lilo’s lesbian flower? (IDLYITW)
Lauren. Tonight. The Hills. Do you still care? (Pop Sugar)
Remember, I’m the childless shrew. The bitch whose womb has been frozen by Nicole Kidman’s plastic surgeon. In other words, I concede, I’m not the authority on family dinners and meals with the kids. But please… before you yummy mummies get all sanctimonious on my Chinese ass, think about dinner at Nobu. Full Story
Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi were married on Saturday. Intimate ceremony, 19 guests, no big names, and despite buzz last week about a major performer… Pippy Timberlake was not invited. Both wore Zac Posen – Portia in some kind of lame ass tutu and Ellen in a suit. An amazing suit, the most amazing trousers. Full Story
Jennifer Lopez is training for a triathlon. Hoping to inspire others, she appeared this morning on Good Morning America with her trainer to discuss how she’s preparing for the event. Over at NBC, The Today Show’s Matt Lauer sat down for an exclusive interview with the man of the moment, my boyfriend, Michael Phelps. Full Story
That’s what a paparazzi experience is for John Mayer. He cannot help himself. He cannot help talking about himself. He cannot help the addiction he has to hearing his own voice. So John and Jennifer Aniston are no more. It’s important for you to know however – extremely important for you to know – that Jennifer is “looking incredible” following their split. Full Story
To Kristine – how was your Kathy Griffin party? For Alida – this week will be better. It’s starting off with some very, very auspicious numbers. August 18, 2008. Your girls love you and wish you a speedy recovery. Nadia, Jane, and Joan. Full Story
Warner Bros confirmed yesterday that the Half Blood Prince, originally scheduled for release in November, will now be delayed until Summer 2009. Buoyed by the overwhelming success of The Dark Knight, Warner Bros can now perhaps afford to wait, guaranteeing itself a major smash next year and, more importantly, directly challenging the other studios in the process – notably Paramount Dreamworks and the Transformers Sequel which looks like it finally has some competition for the overall box office.
Harry vs Optimus Prime...love, love, love.
So Michael Phelps didn’t need me after all. But will he tonight? My baby looks tired.
Have a great weekend.
Yours in gossip,