Another reason not to eat

October 29, 2008 11:15:23 Posted at October 29, 2008 11:15:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Once upon a time, Armani was the man. Then he made the ugliest dress for Katie Holmes’s wedding and now most of the designs coming out of Armani Prive look like they’ve been inspired by Tina Knowles. It’s embarrassing. One blip of a bright light? Becks starring in the underwear ad campaign. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

October 29, 2008 11:04:27 Posted at October 29, 2008 11:04:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To get you through a sh-tty day – the video (Dlisted)

Two headed Chav (Hollywood Tuna)

Kingston has a girlfriend! (Just Jared)

Cloris Leachman > Barbara old bat Walters (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Front row Leo, front row Becks (Pop Sugar)

Mr Madonna’s daily chores (Holy Moly)

Ghetto Tits throws a pity party (INO)

Are his daughters allowed to look him in the eye? (Cele|bitchy)

Brangelunatics are furious: this week’s Star Magazine make-a-drama (IDLYITW)

Interview on Triple C

October 29, 2008 09:39:00 Posted at October 29, 2008 09:39:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Triple C: Coffee, cigarettes… and coke? This is a very cranked up Shenae Grimes on the set of the new but not improved 90210 being interviewed about her current show and her old show. As you can see, she’s talking out of her veins. Need a nap just looking at her. Worse: Shenae sounds dumb. Full Story

Chicken Fried in rehearsal

October 29, 2008 09:02:56 Posted at October 29, 2008 09:02:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We’re lucky these days if we see Britney papped once a week. She’s undercover, working hard, prepping for Circus…and it’s a super smart strategy. Chicken Fried Stupid finally not so stupid. Because what’s she doing is she’s posting photos on her own site instead. Photos you can’t get anywhere else. Full Story

Bloomingdales sells de Sh-ts

October 29, 2008 08:16:32 Posted at October 29, 2008 08:16:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yesterday in New York, Beyonce launched her House of de Sh-ts dress collection at Bloomingdales. Bloomingdales. Dillard’s I totally get. But Bloomingdales? Really? Check her out, wearing one of her mother’s designs ripped off from Marciano which in and of itself is problematic, only Marciano’s price tag is closer to it’s nasty ass quality. Full Story

Archie in Canada

October 29, 2008 07:28:00 Posted at October 29, 2008 07:28:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

LOVE the name Archie! LOVE Will Arnett and Amy Poehler! LOVE their low key but very elegant birth announcement the other day in the Globe & Mail, Canada’s oldest national daily paper – thanks Julia for sending! Archibald William Emerson Arnett… Cute, right? Good time to revisit the video below – they predict Archie will be Sean Penn! File photo from Splashnewsonline.com Full Story

Porny at Macy’s

October 29, 2008 07:12:45 Posted at October 29, 2008 07:12:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She must be surrounded by backstabbers. Surrounded by them. How else can you explain? Why else would she walk out the door wearing this? The fur collar. And the wrap. And the silver. And the hair. Porny looks like a 50 year old divorcee, she looks like Ivanka Trump…WTF? This is Jessica Simpson last night on the Macy’s red carpet, as usual, styled from the ass. Full Story

Old Bag out of touch

October 29, 2008 07:07:56 Posted at October 29, 2008 07:07:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Every year Barbara Walters puts together a list of the Top 10 Most Fascinating People. The show usually airs in late November or early December, the first position cloaked in secrecy until the very end. Last year the formidable JK Rowling occupied the top spot. This year, it’s very possible. It could be another woman, albeit one who is decidedly less… Less everything. Full Story

Shopping Shoes, Skinny Jeans, and Curvy Bums

October 29, 2008 07:02:00 Posted at October 29, 2008 07:02:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Lopez went shopping yesterday with Leah Remini – as you can see, both wore comfortable shoes for the occasion. Then again, they really only have to walk half a block at a time…if that. It’s the best JLo’s looked in a while. Like old school Ben Affleck JLo. With the hair pulled back and the great skin, her full ass all juicy again, well wrapped in skinny jeans tapering down to her little ankles… gorgeous. Full Story

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Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Chuck and Blair are my new porn. In the absence of Pitt Porn and as the farce of Beckham Porn continues to ring more and more untrue, why not get off on a little scripted teen drama? It’s still more real than Posh and Becks anyway.

Oh Gossip Girl.

Of course those two can’t hold hands or go to the movies. Of course they can’t. But it still sucks that we have to wait til the series finale, which could take forever and I might be 40 by then, to find release. Just like them, I suppose.

And why is Jenny Humphrey’s arm practically the same size as Allegra Versace’s? Did she have her “near fatal” throat infection even back then when this episode was shot?

Funny…for some who “almost died”, as they tried to sell it, she looked remarkably alive the other night in NYC. First sighting of Taylor Momsen since her hospitalisation last week for a “potentially” life threatening sore throat which has become new code for cranked out needing detox. Infection my Chinese ass. That girl has been hopped up for a while. And curiously enough, she doesn’t get many scenes with the other young series regulars. Wonder why…

Tuesday – am online all day, remember to refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Christine Taylor (Ben Stiller’s wife) did not choose body over baby.

PPS. Salma Hayek is not B1. Kate Beckinsale is not B2. Hilarious that Kate Beckinsale is suggested for almost every blind item. You must think she really is full of sh-t. And she is.

PPPS. Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick don’t share a holiday bed.