Taylor Flare and in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2009 07:50:59 May 7, 2009 07:50:59

Love Taylor Swift. So cute. Is a teen, acts like a teen and I never want to punch her in the beat-me mouth. Taylor Swift doesn’t have a beat-me mouth. Or, for that matter, a beat-me father. This is Taylor on the new cover of Flare on stands May 11th. What does she look like with straight hair? Am curious to see. Full Story

Enjoy while it lasts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2009 07:23:00 May 7, 2009 07:23:00

Hugh Jackman in Rio, hot and sweet with fans, in great spirits as usual, still promoting Wolverine. Time’s ticking, he’s pretty much checked off everywhere in the world, except for Mexico, which means the Hugh sightings will dry up soon. Enjoy it while it lasts. Am curious to see how much Wolverine drops off at the box office this weekend against Star Trek. Full Story

Star 09?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2009 07:14:17 May 7, 2009 07:14:17

Exclusive. There’s a movie that was made in the 80s, used to keep me up at night. Because Eric Roberts is a creepy motherf-cker. Based on the short life of Dorothy Stratten, Playboy Playmate, who was murdered by her deranged estranged husband. At her Playboy photo shoot the other day, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were giving some people the same vibe… Am told exclusively that the shoot went down on Tuesday in Malibu. Full Story

Her new Brad?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2009 07:05:00 May 7, 2009 07:05:00

Jennifer Aniston has a new movie opening next week. And… Now there are new rumours of a new boyfriend! This sh-t never gets old! This one trick pony never stops! Jen’s latest beau for hire is none other than Bradley Cooper who is faring well this week with his third mention on the blog. They both starred in He’s Just Not That Into You and according to Page Six Full Story

Loving every minute

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2009 06:54:49 May 7, 2009 06:54:49

This is not the face of girl who needs you to feel sorry for her. This however is the face of a 35 year old. Only Lindsay Lohan is not 35. And she’s made up for a photo shoot. Remember these then when this cover of Spanish Vogue is released. Note how well they brush her face. Lilo seemed to be in great spirits. Full Story

May 7, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2009 06:38:00 May 7, 2009 06:38:00

Happy Birthday Emily! With love from mom Ellen. Congratulations to Alison Dawn and Omer in Turkey who are expecting Aydin Eren in August! To Andrea in Ottawa – Happy Birthday! And boo about the blockage at work. Promise you’re checking from home! Would an email newsletter help? Happy 19th Birthday Erin! Sarah should be calling from NBC Studios… unless she’s scrapping with Shelf Ass Jessica Biel over Justin Timberlake who is there rehearsing for SNL this weekend! And for Deedee… I’m sorry about your sh-tty week. Full Story

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Brace yourselves today. You’ve been accustomed to the Twi-hard psychosis lately and they are indeed f-cking crazy. But don’t forget about the Brangelunatics. The Brangelunatics often take it to a new level. And they are losing their balls today over In Touch Magazine’s brand new cover. As you know, it’s never the most reliable source but this week, they’re feeding the triangle with a front page blast about Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston getting back together having secretly hooked up on the evening of April 23rd. Also – they’re wearing the same necklace. Click here to see. This one will make the rounds.

So what’s next? You know what’s next. They’ll gauge how far this story travels and how much damage it does or doesn’t inflict on their brand. If it’s minor, they’ll bring the Chosen One Shiloh out for a pap spin, super easy. If it’s bad though, well, it might be time to haul the twins out…

I love this game, don’t you?

It’s Wednesday. Can Ryan Reynolds step up? Bradley Cooper is stepping up.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Rating feature has been added to the Venus Embrace Look Book. A new look is on the way tomorrow. Click here to vote on last week’s look.

Possessive Lilo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2009 17:09:09 May 6, 2009 17:09:09

Check out this video. First Samantha Ronson leaves a restaurant, drives away alone. Lindsay Lohan pulls up later and she needs the paps – the paps!!! the dreaded paps!!! – to tell her what Samantha was doing, who she was with, and if she left alone. Full Story

Tabloid Twilight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2009 17:01:48 May 6, 2009 17:01:48

While the two big dogs, People and Us Weekly, are engaged in battle over that Jon & Kate plus 8 and maybe cheating schoolteacher with an opportunist brother, the others are either sticking with the go-to money makers Brad, Angie, and Jen, or in OK!’s case, hoping to capitalise on Twi-hard devotion. Full Story

Dustin Lance Black – The Advocate cover

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2009 15:50:43 May 6, 2009 15:50:43

If you’ve seen Milk, you know his work. If you watched the Oscars, you heard his speech. Dustin Lance Black, 35 years old, won the award Best Original Screenplay and stood up and delivered the following message:“If Harvey had not been taken from us 30 years ago, I think he’d want me to say to all of the gay and lesbian kids out there tonight who have been told that they are less than, by their churches, by the government, or by their families, that you are beautiful, wonderful creatures of value and that no matter what anyone tells you, God does love you. Full Story

Cheese Nips and Kylie for Darren

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2009 12:36:24 May 6, 2009 12:36:24

My main gay Darren has been working hard, travelling from one coast to another for several months. As such, we haven’t been drunk together nearly enough all year. Darren misses me. He missed me so much yesterday he actually watched part of the hockey game and texted me from home, not knowing what he was looking at but wanting to feel close to me. Full Story