NYE Lilo Dramz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 1, 2009 12:49:44 January 1, 2009 12:49:44

Like you’re surprised? There was a party, Lindsay Lohan was inside, she flipped out. Just another night. So you know she and Samantha Ronson were booked at Mansion in Miami for a NYE gig. Well Nik who runs the website TheDirty.com (thanks to Jon for the link) claims that he was caught in the middle of a massive lovers’ scrap last night when Lilo lost her sh-t because she thought Nik was trying to work her girlfriend. Full Story

NYE Oily

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 1, 2009 12:28:15 January 1, 2009 12:28:15

Over at the Venetian in Vegas, Fergie hosted a party with Carmen Electra. As you can see, the soon to be Mrs Duhamel could have used some powder. And a new face. Because the one she has right now is busted. Never fails to amuse me how celebrities are pampered. Note she arrived at the club with lank straight hair. Full Story

NYE Baby-Free

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 1, 2009 11:55:04 January 1, 2009 11:55:04

Also in Vegas at Pure, Ashlee Simpson and husband Pete Wentz hosted an affair so lame the most high profile guests were Heidi Montag and that Spencer she may or may not have married. What’s up with all this hosting business? Well, you gotta go where they pay you. So for one night, the new parents left little Bronx at home to earn some cash. Full Story

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NYE Waste of Money

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 1, 2009 11:34:52 January 1, 2009 11:34:52

Denise Richards and Lance Bass co-hosted a party at Prive Planet Hollywood in Vegas. Like, who would hire Denise Richards? And… who would actually GO to an event hosted by Denise Richards??? I would rather grab takeout at McDonalds – quarter with cheese, supersized fries, AND a filet fish to wash it all down – in my jammies, with greasy hair and a face full of pimples, and wine dispensed from a spout on a box than waste a good dress and an even better pair of shoes ringing in the new year with Denise Richards. Full Story

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NYE CarbFace and Bad Hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 1, 2009 11:22:38 January 1, 2009 11:22:38

In Miami at LIV at the Fountainebleau – Nick and Nessa in matching shiny sheen delight. But not really. Vanessa Minnillo is such a beautiful girl in real life. But her persistent pageant styles are for sh-t. And not sure what she’s doing with that hair. Nick Lachey, after outselling his ex wife Jessica Simpson in their post-divorce album duel, has pretty much gone nowhere. Full Story

NYE Vagina Virgins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 1, 2009 11:06:00 January 1, 2009 11:06:00

Joe Jonas is getting lipglossier than Zac Efron. Here they are, the Vagina Virgin Jonas Brothers, headed to Times Square in NYC last night to take part in the Dick Clark annual countdown. We watched the ball drop and after the clock turned midnight, after kissing my husband, turned back to the television only to find Joe Jonas making love to the camera. Full Story

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Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Are you ready for 2009?

Wishing you a safe and happy New Years Eve!

Am blogging today and the rest of the week so if you need to nurse your hangover with some smut, it’s business as usual over here, especially since the GMD came out to play.

Have fun tonight!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS Kevin Bacon is not Cuba. Leo D is not Chocolate.

Best of 2008: Silver Fox vs Mama Pimp!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2008 16:54:36 December 31, 2008 16:54:36

I.Love.Him. I loved him before. But then, when he guest hosted with Kelly Ripa and bitch slapped the Lohans… oh la, Anderson Cooper made the list for life. “Apparently these people, these horrific people, the Lohans, they’re quite well known… ?”Amazing. “And there’s this perfectly nice, allegedly 14 year old girl, looks to be more like 60 – no I say that with concern and love – and she allegedly wants to be a singer and or actor slash performer of some sort of striptease person, I don’t know…” SO amazing. Full Story

NYE baby?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2008 13:28:23 December 31, 2008 13:28:23

The Taupes arrived at the hospital today prompting speculation that Violet’s sibling is coming like right now any minute. They don’t seem all that hurried or laboured to me. But then again, what do I know of such things? As for a scheduled c-section option, because apparently this is of much interest to many of you, she delivered naturally the first time. Full Story