They go head to head tonight: Michael Phelps and Ryan Lochte. Like Depp or Bale? Fred or George? Fries or onion rings? Gah!
How do you choose between hot and hot?
But without 6 there can’t be 8. It has to be Phelps.
And the worst part? For the previous 5 gold medals, I’ve watched him live from the same spot on my couch, paralysed by anxiety. It’s worked so far. But tonight I’m away at a mandatory screening. He needs me!
Am sick in the head, see?
Thursday – new articles all day…refresh, refresh, refresh!
Yours in gossip,
Winona Ryder is single. Again. She and boyfriend Blake Sennett have apparently ended their relationship – word is she’s pretty broken up about it. Sigh. I used to be a Winona apologist. But some things are undeniable. Losing Him changed her forever. And she can’t change back. Having said that, maybe now, before she finds another musician to hook up with, maybe now is the time for Winona Ryder and Joaquin Phoenix. Full Story
My Rumey! On the cover of Page Six Magazine! And … a good angle! So proud! Of course, to leverage as much interest as possible in her fledgling career, Rumer discusses her family – her dad’s relationship to her stepdad, claiming that Bruce Willis and Ashton Kutcher are totally buds: “We all have so much fun together. Full Story
Sophia Bush was in Charleston, SC last Saturday. She and James Lafferty, also of One Tree Hill, hit up a local tapas bar called Chai’s. It’s a popular local hang, $6 for high balls, $4 for a beer, menu items range from $10-$20. In other words, very affordable, pretty casual. It was a Saturday night. Full Story
The other woman becomes the baby mother (Dlisted)
Audrina tweaks Super Mario (Hollywood Tuna)
Her hair, her man, her dog…and we still don’t care (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Rossum of the Day: Aniston reads from Oprah’s bible (INO)
Olympic half time entertainment (Holy Moly UK)
Now she’s a size 2 (Cele|bitchy)
When the Internet ages (IDLYITW)
Kanye’s hairy burgers (Pop Sugar)
Katie Holmes, that lazy ass, was apparently too tired to make us care about her outfit today. Just a long shirt and leggings. Or… Perhaps it’s a different strategy. Bump Watch, to me, is boring as f&ck. And ridiculously unreliable. Most of you however disagree. And much of the MiniVan Majority can’t get enough. Full Story
Shrek the Musical opens in Seattle today, heading to Broadway in December. Here’s Shrek as he will appear on stage played by Brian d'Arcy James. Terrible casting. Was Vin Diesel unavailable? As I’ve been saying for years, Vin Diesel IS Shrek. And everyone else is a poseur, including Mike Myers. Full Story
Newly single John Mayer is enjoying a little break from touring, was in Mexico last week, and yesterday popped into the studio in LA for a quick session. Big surprise – word is he wasn’t ready for something so serious and perhaps did not appreciate being exploited by Stephen Huvane’s transparently hungry media grabs. Full Story
So Jen and John Mayer are over. Which means it’s damage control time, lest anyone start calling her unlovable, undesirable, and an old spinster… See how much Jennifer Aniston and Nicole Kidman have in common? Enter Matt Felker. Some kind of male model who was formerly involved with Selma Blair. Full Story