Matt Damon ONEXONE San Francisco

October 24, 2008 07:43:26 Posted at October 24, 2008 07:43:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When it comes to his commitment to ONEXONE, Matt Damon is nothing short of amazing. He has been involved with the organisation in Canada for 3 years and is now taking ONEXONE to the US, launching the inaugural ONEXONE gala dinner in San Francisco last night and bringing Lucy along with him. As always, he worked the carpet and the media line for as long as it took to get the message across, stopping for every outlet, posing for every photo, busting his ass to give back. Full Story

Chicken Fried Pumpkin Patch

October 24, 2008 07:10:21 Posted at October 24, 2008 07:10:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Britney took her boys to the pumpkin patch yesterday to prepare for Halloween. I have a friend who’s dressing up as fried chicken with a gurney strapped to his back… is that wrong? We are depraved. But then again… The first is the photo Britney posted on her own website – she’s standing with her kids on display beamed out to millions and millions of her fans. Full Story

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The GOOPy travelling mom

October 24, 2008 06:52:54 Posted at October 24, 2008 06:52:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth arrived in New York yesterday with Apple and Moses looking like every mom after a long flight with children (Victoria Beckham not included): a little disheveled, carrying backpacks and plastic bags. Coldplay performs on Saturday Night Live tomorrow so it’ll be a family reunion. Here in London though it seems to be unanimous in smutty circles that that marriage is not as perfect as the Paltrow lets on. Full Story

America vs Lilo

October 24, 2008 06:46:00 Posted at October 24, 2008 06:46:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Page Six reported yesterday that Lindsay Lohan’s 6 episode appearance on Ugly Betty has now been slashed to 4 because she and America Ferrera clashed on set. According to their report, Lilo was a nightmare to work with and America told her to beat it. Us Weekly  Full Story

Look at my stomach!

October 24, 2008 06:34:04 Posted at October 24, 2008 06:34:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston was photographed leaving Courtney Cox’s on Thursday amid rumours she’s carrying John Mayer’s child. Not surprisingly, Stephen Huvane, who loves to deny sh-t like 5 minutes after he leaks it, has yet to dismiss the Australian report. Not because the story isn’t worth dismissing but because it’s the best strategy surrounding his client in ages…and he didn’t even think of it! Sometimes random, inaccurate Australian rags do bring benefits, non? Anyway, as you can see, Jen is making sure you’re still wondering about her pregnancy – pretending to not want to be shot with her hair covering her face but pointedly hovering her hand around her belly …because it’s the baby that’s the true star? Coke bloat has its advantages too! Photos from Full Story

October 24, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

October 24, 2008 06:28:46 Posted at October 24, 2008 06:28:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For Ellen – good luck on Monday! The third time will be the final time! Bionic bilaterally sounds pretty kick ass. Sending you best thoughts and a big hug! Happy Birthday Lesley – have an amazing Sunday! And thank you for supporting my site, even though I’m not kind to Keith’s wife. Full Story

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Dear Gossips,

On the carpet last night at the Grey Goose Character & Cocktails event last night, the question on everyone’s mind was how the Madonna Guy Ritchie split would affect the London social scene. The party was a fundraiser for the Elton John AIDS Foundation and I asked Elton’s husband, David Furnish, a Canadian, for this thoughts. David is a sweet gentle man. He didn’t offer anything smutty. But whispering on the carpet with seasoned British journalists on the beat, seeing their undisguised delight over the whole thing and it’s readily apparent: for them it’s the best story ever and the one that will keep them flush, they hope, through the fall to winter.

Interestingly enough, even though Us Weekly reported exclusively yesterday that Guy Ritchie has already hooked up with Kelly Reilly, and they’ve borrowed from American tabloids before, none of the rabid tabloids over here in the UK have picked up on the story at press time (10am London), continuing to be largely pro-Guy…

The 50 year old bitch is much easier to hate.

A few articles were posted late yesterday. Scroll down to catch up.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Faith Hill is not being ignored. Faith wouldn’t care anyway. The Lord is all she needs.

PPS. Liv Tyler did not choose body over baby, or at least that wasn’t her reason.

PPPS. Megan Fox is not B1. Lindsay Lohan is not B2. And American Ferrera is neither.

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In the name of diversity

October 23, 2008 13:16:32 Posted at October 23, 2008 13:16:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a good thing, obviously. To be open and allow a forum for different voices … of course it is. Can’t stand Elisabeth Hasselbeck but she belongs on The View absolutely . And in the same spirit, I suppose, Jennifer Lopez belonged at the 2008 Women’s Conference? Along with Christiane Amanpour? Sure. Full Story

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In the GOOPy neighbourhood

October 23, 2008 12:38:12 Posted at October 23, 2008 12:38:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We were shooting in Gwyneth’s area today. And just as we entered her tony neighbourhood, Michelle received an alert on her blackberry… it was the latest GOOPy newsletter! This issue – more recipes. Ugh. The tuna one totally sums her up though. Soy? Tuna steaks? What would happen if you used it from a can? No friend of Gwyneth would eat tuna from a can! There are several more GOOPy dishes – you’ll have to sign up to receive. Full Story

Becks Milan, Posh India

October 23, 2008 08:58:00 Posted at October 23, 2008 08:58:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I’m sure you’ve heard, David Beckham is reportedly joining AC Milan on loan to play this winter so that he can keep his eligibility…something like that. The technical details for the purposes of this column are not important. What is important is that it looks like the Beckhams are headed to Italy where Victoria can pretty much move in with D&G and David can have his way with luscious women who won’t die after consuming carbohydrates. Full Story