Time for Joaquin?

August 14, 2008 14:19:54 Posted at August 14, 2008 14:19:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Winona Ryder is single. Again. She and boyfriend Blake Sennett have apparently ended their relationship – word is she’s pretty broken up about it. Sigh. I used to be a Winona apologist. But some things are undeniable. Losing Him changed her forever. And she can’t change back. Having said that, maybe now, before she finds another musician to hook up with, maybe now is the time for Winona Ryder and Joaquin Phoenix. Full Story

Rumey on the cover!

August 14, 2008 13:22:18 Posted at August 14, 2008 13:22:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My Rumey! On the cover of Page Six Magazine! And … a good angle! So proud! Of course, to leverage as much interest as possible in her fledgling career, Rumer discusses her family – her dad’s relationship to her stepdad, claiming that Bruce Willis and Ashton Kutcher are totally buds: “We all have so much fun together. Full Story

A bitchy Bush

August 14, 2008 12:47:00 Posted at August 14, 2008 12:47:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sophia Bush was in Charleston, SC last Saturday. She and James Lafferty, also of One Tree Hill, hit up a local tapas bar called Chai’s. It’s a popular local hang, $6 for high balls, $4 for a beer, menu items range from $10-$20. In other words, very affordable, pretty casual. It was a Saturday night. Full Story

Olympic Becks

August 14, 2008 09:23:21 Posted at August 14, 2008 09:23:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On August 24th, during the closing ceremony of the Olympics, Beijing will hand off to London, host city of the 2012 games. London will be represented by a select group of individuals…one of them being David Beckham Full Story

Smutty Tingles

August 14, 2008 09:19:00 Posted at August 14, 2008 09:19:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The other woman becomes the baby mother (Dlisted)

Audrina tweaks Super Mario (Hollywood Tuna)

Her hair, her man, her dog…and we still don’t care (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Rossum of the Day: Aniston reads from Oprah’s bible (INO)

Olympic half time entertainment (Holy Moly UK)

Now she’s a size 2 (Cele|bitchy)

When the Internet ages (IDLYITW)

Kanye’s hairy burgers (Pop Sugar)

Leggings Today

August 14, 2008 08:28:11 Posted at August 14, 2008 08:28:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katie Holmes, that lazy ass, was apparently too tired to make us care about her outfit today. Just a long shirt and leggings. Or… Perhaps it’s a different strategy. Bump Watch, to me, is boring as f&ck. And ridiculously unreliable. Most of you however disagree. And much of the MiniVan Majority can’t get enough. Full Story

Vin Diesel on Broadway

August 14, 2008 08:12:18 Posted at August 14, 2008 08:12:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shrek the Musical opens in Seattle today, heading to Broadway in December. Here’s Shrek as he will appear on stage played by Brian d'Arcy James. Terrible casting. Was Vin Diesel unavailable? As I’ve been saying for years, Vin Diesel IS Shrek. And everyone else is a poseur, including Mike Myers. Full Story

Defending Dina

August 14, 2008 07:49:41 Posted at August 14, 2008 07:49:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Us Weekly put up 2 shots of Ali Lohan on its site yesterday suggesting some implant action. Surrounded by paps in the afternoon, Lindsay Lohan was asked whether or not her old hag of a younger sister had her tits done. Full Story

Manslinger’s next move?

August 14, 2008 07:29:20 Posted at August 14, 2008 07:29:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Newly single John Mayer is enjoying a little break from touring, was in Mexico last week, and yesterday popped into the studio in LA for a quick session. Big surprise – word is he wasn’t ready for something so serious and perhaps did not appreciate being exploited by Stephen Huvane’s transparently hungry media grabs. Full Story

Jen and the impersonator

August 14, 2008 07:07:26 Posted at August 14, 2008 07:07:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So Jen and John Mayer are over. Which means it’s damage control time, lest anyone start calling her unlovable, undesirable, and an old spinster… See how much Jennifer Aniston and Nicole Kidman have in common? Enter Matt Felker. Some kind of male model who was formerly involved with Selma Blair. Full Story

SnapFace in Miami

August 14, 2008 07:02:15 Posted at August 14, 2008 07:02:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been a while. Have you missed her? This is Renee Zellweger shooting Chilled in Miami in LA yesterday. As you can see, she’s grown out her hair. Longer, less severe, looks way better. And from this distance, her snapface seems to have improved too. Maybe it’s because she appears to be slightly less emaciated. Full Story