Posh swings

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2009 12:34:09 July 23, 2009 12:34:09

Heh. Can you imagine if it was the other swing? Like Becks gets to f-ck Katie Holmes and Posh and Tom Cruise try on clothes together? Win-win for everyone! No, Posh is swinging for reals. For a TV commercial shoot in London. Swinging in Louboutins. Swinging AND posing at the same time. Very challenging multi-task. Full Story

Sp’d Tingles KY Intense:Kate/James vs Keira/Rupert

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2009 12:23:14 July 23, 2009 12:23:14

Or you could call it the battle of the “arty morose” although Kate Bosworth’s career is nowhere close to Keira Knightley. Still there are many similarities between these 2 couples, including the “happy” but Rupert is gainfully employed. As an actor and not an enabler. So we’re dueling cheekbones now. Full Story

Johnny & Carol

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2009 11:35:46 July 23, 2009 11:35:46

The gays are swooning! Johnny Depp was asked about his dream project recently. He said he wants nothing more than to play Carol Channing in a biopic. “I love her, I really do, she's amazing. With all the digital technology these days, I could probably pull it off!" F-cking LOVE HIM! I’m currently sitting with 2 ‘mos right now. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2009 11:03:52 July 23, 2009 11:03:52

This should be Daniel Radcliffe’s personal Christmas card (Dlisted)

Lake Bell is SO hot (The Superficial)

Please, PLEASE give this girl her own show (Popeater)

Seriously…this girl is like Dick Clark (Hollywood Tuna)

These f-cker are famous now. And you’re still watching that JK8 bullsh-t? (Just Jared)

Where the Jolie was going the other day (Pop Sugar)

The prettiest girl in a nude dress (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

What Twi-Hards are eating (INO)

Getting fatherhood off to a great start (Cele|bitchy)

Ummmm…is this supposed to be Megan Fox’s face??? (Popoholic)

Tim & Faith: good pants, great legs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2009 09:48:04 July 23, 2009 09:48:04

A rare candid sighting of Tim McGraw and Faith Hill with their kids in LA shopping yesterday looking at puppies at a pet store. No! I don’t want to cast aspersions on this particular pet store but pet owners know about pet stores, and it's not recommended usually to get pets at a pet store, especially dogs, because of puppy mills and shady breeding practices. Full Story

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Ready for Robo?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2009 07:48:48 July 23, 2009 07:48:48

Tonight’s the night – Katie Holmes dancing and singing on the 100th episode of So You Think You Can Dance. Katie’s doing it for the Dizzy Feet Foundation – she cofounded the charity supporting art studies scholarships for kids, encouraging dance and music and even sport as a valuable educational tool, not unlike KidSport Full Story

Slumdog love in NYC

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2009 07:22:06 July 23, 2009 07:22:06

Freida Pinto and Dev Patel are in New York and were spotted by paps returning to their hotel last night after dinner. Dev jumped out a block ahead to avoid being photographed together. Um. Please. Why the f-cking drama? Maybe it’s that whole she was married and then became famous and ditched her poor husband allegation. Full Story

Play on Taylor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2009 06:58:58 July 23, 2009 06:58:58

Taylor Lautner, after breaking it off rather abruptly with Selena Gomez at the end of filming New Moon, was spotted yesterday out and about accompanied by Sara Hicks, apparently his ex girlfriend. They went to eat and were also seen leaving a chiropractor’s office. Only 17 already a player…I like it. Full Story

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Runaway Eyes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2009 06:48:11 July 23, 2009 06:48:11

Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning continuing to shoot The Runaways in LA yesterday. Amazing what unsuitable style can do to a person. Kristen was made for the 70s look. But it ages Dakota 20 years. As you can see, there’s a bright green water gun tucked into Kristen’s leather pants. Consider this before you go on the sweat attack please. Full Story

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July 23, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2009 06:23:36 July 23, 2009 06:23:36

Happy Birthday to my wifey Ceara B. in Fort McMurray! We've come a long way since you were 2-3 on the 23, and I'm excited to celebrate with you on the rock soon! Mission for next year: Smut Soiree in the T-dot. It's a must! Love love LOVE! Krista Q  Full Story

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Am on a Whitney Houston high.

Last night, I attended the exclusive Whitney Houston listening session at the Allen Room at Jazz at the Lincoln Center, a small, intimate venue, a throwback (as Clive Davis said) to the old days, when it was about the song and the singer and not the hype, with Whitney’s family surrounding her, in a room of only 200 people, and witnessed the return of a legend. Shouldn’t have to list her credentials, but just in case, because there are too many dumbasses from The Hills generation, this is the artist who still holds the record for the most consecutive #1 hits (7), more even than the Beatles, whose music will be played, and known, for another 20 years and beyond…

Will you sing along to The Climb in 2029?


A full report on Whitney is coming. But for now, check my Twitter for quick thoughts from last night – click here.

I’ve an early flight to Toronto this morning. Am prewriting at 3am a few articles so you’ll have something to read when I’m in the air, and then will resume for a full day of blogging as soon as I land and get to etalk studios. Sorry about typos!

Yours in gossip,