Dirty, skinny, same

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2009 07:42:49 February 2, 2009 07:42:49

Lilo’s Dirty Face is back! When she is at her lowest, when she’s the most cranked out ever, Lindsay Lohan always develops a signature foundation problem. Here she is at the ESPN Super Bowl party where Samantha Ronson was hired to DJ, showing off her Dirty Face on the carpet. Also worth noting, as pointed out by my colleague Jeffrey, she’s not exactly dressed for Tampa Bay. Full Story

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Sponsored Tingles: Glamour Queen Contest!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2009 07:17:25 February 2, 2009 07:17:25

Big contest. Big prize. And unlike some Oscar nominees, you don't have to stab someone in the back to win. Or pimp your kids out with the paps. OSiS and Glamour Queen are giving you and a friend the chance to live like a celebrity for a weekend this summer! LaineyGossip.com is proud to present the OSiS Glamour Queen “most GLAMOUROUS TRIP ever!” contest. Full Story

Rio, Robo, Little Sci, and a GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2009 06:55:30 February 2, 2009 06:55:30

Valkyrie opens in Brazil this week so Tom Cruise and his family arrived a few days early to spend some time relaxing in Rio de Janeiro, followed constantly by their security team and the paps and screaming fans, all of which seemed to irritate the adorable Little Sci, pictured holding her hands over her ears while her father grins like a hyena for photographers. Full Story

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Madge & Jesus

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2009 06:32:50 February 2, 2009 06:32:50

Remember that Brazilian model she was said to be dating last month? He’s with her in New York, photographed with her as they left lunch and her children too this weekend on a shopping excursion, not particularly inconvenienced or surprised by the presence of the paps. Madonna was never shot so clearly with Alex Rodriguez. Full Story

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23 year old smokes weed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2009 06:15:35 February 2, 2009 06:15:35

Nothing newsworthy about that. Except the 23 year old in question is a golden boy who sells cereal. And cars. And baby bottles. And is the poster boy for perfection attached to millions of dollars in endorsements catered to the MiniVan Majority. They don’t mind so much that he goes to Vegas and shoves his head in between the breasts of some nasty skank. Full Story

February 2, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2009 06:09:30 February 2, 2009 06:09:30

Gayle! Was great meeting you on Thursday at the Canadian Marketing Association conference! Thanks for the support and more importantly, thanks for proving my theory about LaineyGossip smuthounds! To Selena F – congratulations! Am thrilled your son will have a sibling! So I won’t hold it against you for loving Jennifer Aniston, but no more chasing through the streets, ok? Promise me. Full Story

Friday, January 30, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Super Bowl weekend… another excuse to party. Where you think Lindsay Lohan will be?

Tampa Bay of course! Even though she lost out on another job, acting doesn’t seem to be much of a consideration these days.

Samantha Ronson will be working at the one of the parties which means Lindsay will be tagging along, crack texting and pouting next to the dj booth all night. Curious though – since her extremely skinny sighting last week, Lilo has been laying low. Like, not even shopping. Something is up. More on that later. But first, her old hag of a younger sister …

Thanks for your support re: yesterday at the conference. It was good! Those marketing folks…they love smut!

Have a great weekend.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Boys Club

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2009 15:03:48 January 30, 2009 15:03:48

Last night Clint Eastwood received the Modern Master Award at the Santa Barbara Film Festival. It is the festival’s highest honour and it was Sean Penn who presented. Sean owes a lot to Clint. Clint directed him in Mystic River which, as you know, brought Sean his Oscar. It was Clint’s campaigning that helped seal the deal. Full Story

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Let me show you my biceps

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2009 13:14:55 January 30, 2009 13:14:55

It’s LipGloss and his girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens arriving at LAX today after a promotional appearance in Japan earlier this week. As you can see, in his own way, LipGloss is just as put together after a long flight as Victoria Beckham. Toque is sitting on his head just so, with a few stray hairs strategically arranged around his forehead, and his arms… his buff but not too buff arms showcased in a flattering t-shirt. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2009 11:40:23 January 30, 2009 11:40:23

Take the afternoon off for his birthday (Dlisted)

Overrated Canadian in Complex (Hollywood Tuna)

Granny Freeze in a fur coat (Just Jared)

Gorgeous Canadian on Letterman (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

My Shamef-ck and his 2 bitches at Kings of Leon (Pop Sugar)

She can't pimp her kids anymore! (Cele|bitchy)

Who Robert Pattinson is hiding from (INO)

Best.Photo.Ever (Candy Kirby)

Next.Best.Photo.Ever (Webster's is my bitch)

Amanda > Lilo and Shelfy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2009 10:37:02 January 30, 2009 10:37:02

Five years ago Mean Girls was all about Lindsay Lohan. It’s now 2009 and Lindsay Lohan is too busy looking for a bump while Amanda Seyfried’s career is totally taking off. Lilo was once attached to the film adaptation of Oscar Wilde’s A Woman Of No Importance. Then she f-cked up and the role was said to have been snatched up by Shelf Ass Jessica Biel. Full Story