As expected, we were all invited to celebrate KatE’s birthday with her last night as the GMD arranged for a massive cake to be wheeled out on stage after her performance on Broadway with cast members imploring the audience to sing along while her Midge husband waited anxiously in LA to hear about her reaction, that strange clown smile now glued permanently onto his new waxy face which, to be fair, is infinitely LESS frightening than Priscilla Presley’s. Photos of both of them at the Hollywood premiere of Valkyrie are attached.
It’s Friday. Ugh. Last weekend to Christmas shop and am not finished. Hope yours is better than mine!
Yours in gossip,
PS Tiger Woods is not Cuba. Josh Brolin isn’t Chocolate.
See? Ebola’s virus almost never, ever fails. NO ONE is immune. Including Leonardo DiCaprio who was NOT nominated for a Screen Actors Guild Award this week. Why not? Because he was at Ebola Paris Hilton’s the other night with Kevin Connolly who, as you know, used to date Ebola’s sister Nicky. Full Story
It was a big statement. Dating less than a year, suddenly Hollywood’s most eligible bachelor brings his girl of the moment, acquired from Las Vegas, to the most high profile event of the year, the most coveted carpet, the most exclusive event…the Oscars. Only to send her to the curb, with a cold back of the hand, a couple months later, pretty much watching over her in the middle of the night as she packed up her sh-t and vacated his house. Full Story
January 11th. The Golden Globe Awards. It’s a BIG year with BIG names. As if the Brange alone was not enough, there’s the GMD and KatE, Leo and Kate Winslet and Meryl and Colin Farrell and RDJ and Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem AND Steven Spielberg is getting the Cecil B Demille… and now the Hollywood Foreign Press Association is starting to announce presenters. Full Story
Because it’s apparently going to be a very, very, very hard sell. Will Smith has taken his Seven Pounds promotional tour to New York on Good Morning America yesterday and Letterman last night and it looks like he’ll have to turn on the charm extra bright because his movie is getting straight up eviscerated by the critics. Full Story
Damn. You’ve been holding out on us girl. Lily Allen in London today for a meeting showing off a very toned stomach accessorised by a juicy booty. Nice! Maybe a little overkill, sure. But Lily has a new album to promote. And she’s eager to knock out Katy Perry. And she’s been photographed looking like balls the last few days. Full Story
They’re saying that 2009 will Taylor Kitsch’s year. God I hope so. It’s taken too long. Those of you who keep ignoring my Friday Night Lights posts will find out soon enough after Wolverine the quiver you have been missing. And, better still, that he’s not likely to go the Robert Pattinson-Los Angeles route. Full Story
What Jennifer Connelly should have for breakfast (Dlisted)
Paz > Pene? (Hollywood Tuna)
Thandie Newton’s little replicas! (Just Jared)
Seacrest has a sense of humour? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Jakey’s home for his birthday with Reese! (Pop Sugar)
Twilight freaks attack actor! (ASL)
RoboBride masters the crazy eyes (Candy Kirby)
Umm….Ron Weasley is hot. Is this wrong? (INO)
Where the Brange will spend the holidays (Cele|bitchy)
It’s really just the eyebrows – everything else is cute, non? (IDLYITW)
Remember when Kate Hudson ate a burger and wore a baby doll dress and all of you bumpwatch obsessed thought she was pregnant? Then came the bikini. The red bikini in Miami in March, leaving no doubt whatsoever that Kate was not expecting. Ugh. Why do we have to keep caring about people having babies? Why can’t we care more about her ass? How ridiculous is this ass? This manslinging ass is currently single. Full Story