GMD Family Friendly Dinner

August 18, 2008 08:40:00 Posted at August 18, 2008 08:40:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember, I’m the childless shrew. The bitch whose womb has been frozen by Nicole Kidman’s plastic surgeon. In other words, I concede, I’m not the authority on family dinners and meals with the kids. But please… before you yummy mummies get all sanctimonious on my Chinese ass, think about dinner at Nobu. Full Story

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August 18, 2008 08:05:09 Posted at August 18, 2008 08:05:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi were married on Saturday. Intimate ceremony, 19 guests, no big names, and despite buzz last week about a major performer… Pippy Timberlake was not invited. Both wore Zac Posen – Portia in some kind of lame ass tutu and Ellen in a suit. An amazing suit, the most amazing trousers. Full Story

JLo Triathlete vs 8 Gold Medals

August 18, 2008 07:56:00 Posted at August 18, 2008 07:56:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Lopez is training for a triathlon. Hoping to inspire others, she appeared this morning on Good Morning America with her trainer to discuss how she’s preparing for the event. Over at NBC, The Today Show’s Matt Lauer sat down for an exclusive interview with the man of the moment, my boyfriend, Michael Phelps. Full Story

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Like Talking to Oprah

August 18, 2008 07:29:40 Posted at August 18, 2008 07:29:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That’s what a paparazzi experience is for John Mayer. He cannot help himself. He cannot help talking about himself. He cannot help the addiction he has to hearing his own voice. So John and Jennifer Aniston are no more. It’s important for you to know however – extremely important for you to know – that Jennifer is “looking incredible” following their split. Full Story

August 18, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

August 18, 2008 06:59:43 Posted at August 18, 2008 06:59:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Kristine – how was your Kathy Griffin party? For Alida – this week will be better. It’s starting off with some very, very auspicious numbers. August 18, 2008. Your girls love you and wish you a speedy recovery. Nadia, Jane, and Joan.  Full Story

Friday, August 15, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Warner Bros confirmed yesterday that the Half Blood Prince, originally scheduled for release in November, will now be delayed until Summer 2009. Buoyed by the overwhelming success of The Dark Knight, Warner Bros can now perhaps afford to wait, guaranteeing itself a major smash next year and, more importantly, directly challenging the other studios in the process – notably Paramount Dreamworks and the Transformers Sequel which looks like it finally has some competition for the overall box office.

Harry vs Optimus, love, love.

So Michael Phelps didn’t need me after all. But will he tonight? My baby looks tired.


Have a great weekend.

Yours in gossip,


Rossum for the Weekend

August 15, 2008 11:07:55 Posted at August 15, 2008 11:07:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m golfing today. If I miss a 3 ft putt, this will be the reason: Emmy Rossum has announced via her blog that she is working on a new album, intending to rape us with more sugar. Full Story

Forgive Him?

August 15, 2008 08:42:29 Posted at August 15, 2008 08:42:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Click here for a punk as f&ck refresher on why Ryan Adams broke up with Mandy Moore. Thanks to Kaitlin for the heads up... Ryan Adams’s website has a link on the top right hand corner called “10 Ways".  Full Story

All Smiles!

August 15, 2008 08:29:43 Posted at August 15, 2008 08:29:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Every day we see her heading to work, Robo puts on a scowl face. But this morning...this morning the sun came out. This morning, the gay who made her life gripped her hand and walked her to work. All is right with Katie’s world. No wonder she’s smiling wide and clear! Check out the GMD, now in NYC, chivalrously dropping off his RoboBride, walking her ten steps from the car to the door. Full Story

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