Prada Double!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2009 12:44:34 January 28, 2009 12:44:34

New issue of Hello! Canada with Hot Harry on a Horse and Chelsy on the cover but inside… a sweet little treat! Emily Blunt and Anne Hathaway became close on set of Devil Wears Prada, they were both disappointed by their men last year: Anne of course because she was betrayed by a swindler, and Emily wasted too much time with that cheating cheese dick Michael Buble. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2009 12:01:12 January 28, 2009 12:01:12

They’re not dating…he’s just a close-talker (Dlisted)

Why is this bitch everywhere??? (Hollywood Tuna)

LipGloss Hello Kitty! (Just Jared)

My guilty pleasure: Kelly Clarkson (Pop Sugar)

Vintage Fox still skank (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Harry loves gays and gays love Harry (INO)

How Zeta explains her “39” (Cele|bitchy)

Little Sci sibling en route? (A Socialite's Life)

Is this Lohan or Cyrus? (ICYDK)

Cheating on Porny? (IDLYITW)

Abs, abs, abs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2009 11:07:52 January 28, 2009 11:07:52

Damn. Abs. Britney. She's been steering clear of the paps for weeks - a very smart strategy. Because the less we see of her, the hungrier we get, the hungrier we are for the tour. It's back to Disney-style control, see? Team Britney is now controlling Brand Britney...which is why the only shots we're seeing are the ones posted on her official site BritneySpears. Full Story

Not sad smut, just big douche

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2009 10:13:01 January 28, 2009 10:13:01

Many of you kind hearted souls were worried about Joaquin Phoenix - his unkempt appearance, his BYE GOOD retirement, his bizarre antics - and you appealed to have him classified as sad smut. JP is not sad smut. But he is a f-cking loser. So the rap endeavour, his explanation to People Magazine that it's his life's dream in hip hop - not so. Full Story

For hire or for pleasure?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2009 09:45:05 January 28, 2009 09:45:05

That Filthy Scab Pamela Anderson at a club – where else??? – last night in Atlanta. She insists she doesn’t get paid to show up at parties… so she flew across the country just to hit up a bar with some randoms? Needless to say, she probably wasn’t cranked out either. No. Full Story

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Brad and baby bjorns

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2009 08:15:23 January 28, 2009 08:15:23

Brad Pitt and David Fincher in Japan at a Benjamin Button presser probably trying to talk about the movie while Hello Kitties just wanted to throw stuffed toys at them and cry. I like the way his sweater fits. And his pants. And his gait. Brad in motion photos are always better than when he’s holding his body still. Full Story

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Does she need a job?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2009 06:48:47 January 28, 2009 06:48:47

Because she’s sure is whoring it out like she does. Check out Geri Halliwell showing off her big ass new engagement ring valued at almost half a million (US$) arriving in Madrid today with her new fiancé – the “yacht tycoon” (???) – taking a page out of Victoria Beckham’s airport paparazzi styles… It’ll help with the negotiations, you know? The wedding photos. Full Story

Three Whiskers got a job!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2009 06:42:00 January 28, 2009 06:42:00

It’s been a long, long time. And he owes Mark Ruffalo. Mark is directing a new film called Sympathy for Delicious and because he’s the sweetest guy ever has charitably offered Orlando Bloom a part. But can Orly keep up? Delicious also stars the underrated Laura Linney who, obviously, can act circles around Orly’s pretty (but useless) little ass. Full Story

Amy’s new job!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2009 06:33:09 January 28, 2009 06:33:09

Short maternity leave. Check out Amy Poehler and Rashida Jones yesterday shooting scenes for Amy’s new pilot for NBC from Greg Daniels, executive producer of The Office. The project still does not have a title but word is Full Story

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Baby blue track pants!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2009 06:23:13 January 28, 2009 06:23:13

Don’t know why but my favourite photos this morning are of Hugh Jackman at the playground with his wife and daughter Ava yesterday in New York wearing his styley hat and… track pants. BABY BLUE track pants! Where I come from, dudes who wear baby blue track pants also drive camaros. And here’s the Sexiest Man Alive surrounded by paps at the park. Full Story

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