Smutty Tingles

August 14, 2008 09:19:00 Posted at August 14, 2008 09:19:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The other woman becomes the baby mother (Dlisted)

Audrina tweaks Super Mario (Hollywood Tuna)

Her hair, her man, her dog…and we still don’t care (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Rossum of the Day: Aniston reads from Oprah’s bible (INO)

Olympic half time entertainment (Holy Moly UK)

Now she’s a size 2 (Cele|bitchy)

When the Internet ages (IDLYITW)

Kanye’s hairy burgers (Pop Sugar)

Leggings Today

August 14, 2008 08:28:11 Posted at August 14, 2008 08:28:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katie Holmes, that lazy ass, was apparently too tired to make us care about her outfit today. Just a long shirt and leggings. Or… Perhaps it’s a different strategy. Bump Watch, to me, is boring as f&ck. And ridiculously unreliable. Most of you however disagree. And much of the MiniVan Majority can’t get enough. Full Story

Vin Diesel on Broadway

August 14, 2008 08:12:18 Posted at August 14, 2008 08:12:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shrek the Musical opens in Seattle today, heading to Broadway in December. Here’s Shrek as he will appear on stage played by Brian d'Arcy James. Terrible casting. Was Vin Diesel unavailable? As I’ve been saying for years, Vin Diesel IS Shrek. And everyone else is a poseur, including Mike Myers. Full Story

Defending Dina

August 14, 2008 07:49:41 Posted at August 14, 2008 07:49:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Us Weekly put up 2 shots of Ali Lohan on its site yesterday suggesting some implant action. Surrounded by paps in the afternoon, Lindsay Lohan was asked whether or not her old hag of a younger sister had her tits done. Full Story

Manslinger’s next move?

August 14, 2008 07:29:20 Posted at August 14, 2008 07:29:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Newly single John Mayer is enjoying a little break from touring, was in Mexico last week, and yesterday popped into the studio in LA for a quick session. Big surprise – word is he wasn’t ready for something so serious and perhaps did not appreciate being exploited by Stephen Huvane’s transparently hungry media grabs. Full Story

Jen and the impersonator

August 14, 2008 07:07:26 Posted at August 14, 2008 07:07:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So Jen and John Mayer are over. Which means it’s damage control time, lest anyone start calling her unlovable, undesirable, and an old spinster… See how much Jennifer Aniston and Nicole Kidman have in common? Enter Matt Felker. Some kind of male model who was formerly involved with Selma Blair. Full Story

SnapFace in Miami

August 14, 2008 07:02:15 Posted at August 14, 2008 07:02:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been a while. Have you missed her? This is Renee Zellweger shooting Chilled in Miami in LA yesterday. As you can see, she’s grown out her hair. Longer, less severe, looks way better. And from this distance, her snapface seems to have improved too. Maybe it’s because she appears to be slightly less emaciated. Full Story

Little Borat

August 14, 2008 06:53:25 Posted at August 14, 2008 06:53:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Isla Fisher was spotted yesterday in Westwood with little Olive Cohen. Actually little Olive Cohen doesn’t look so little. Little Olive is an adorable chunks! Fat babies are the best. Isla and Sacha Baron Cohen are always super low profile. But everyone’s got a job to do. About 6 months to go before Isla’s Confessions of a Shopaholic is released. Full Story

August 14, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

August 14, 2008 06:44:18 Posted at August 14, 2008 06:44:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Kaitlin S! Heard you’ve had a great year so far: a Masters degree, an inspirational dream job, and your first apartment! Hope the next 12 months yield more of the same.  Full Story

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Sigh. Am totally, totally, totally sick in the head over Michael Phelps. Sick! I actually like his face. As much as his body. Sick!

Britney is sane, Jen might be single, and Little Sci finally wears playclothes.

Wednesday – blogging all day, check back when you can. Oh…and by popular demand, we’re working on RSS.

Yours in gossip,


Robo Couture

August 13, 2008 13:38:54 Posted at August 13, 2008 13:38:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This dress she wore at Tropic Thunder the other night – apparently KatE designed it herself. With the help of her stylist. You likey? I don’t know. To me it looks messy. The halter strap seems unfinished, the material cheap, and the way it’s folding around her hips is kinda budget bridesmaid. Full Story