Growing the GMD

August 7, 2008 15:00:58 Posted at August 7, 2008 15:00:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s always a message, non? So here’s what the GMD has programmed for us this one… a not so subliminal message sent through the rolls on his wife’s jeans: he’s always close to her AND he’s not short. According to her stylist, they actually DO belong to him http://www. Full Story

LaineyBooks: Breaking Dawn

August 7, 2008 12:51:00 Posted at August 7, 2008 12:51:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

RENESMEE? RENESMEE??????????? Ugh. Ugh. And because two ughs are not enough, here’s one more: Ugh. Breaking Dawn, the fourth and final book in the Twilight series, was released last Friday night. If you’ve yet to read it, please note there will be spoilers here. To revisit the previous article on the first 3 segments click here. Full Story

The Wind Camel?

August 7, 2008 11:10:24 Posted at August 7, 2008 11:10:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I don’t know…what do you call it? Not exactly a camel toe because you can’t see the two humps but still… it deserves a classification all its own. The wind can do some funky sh*t. And my poor Rumey was the victim. This is Rumey yesterday wearing what’s actually a cute strapless but very thin grey jumper that unattractively wrapped around her areas as the wind swirled around her. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

August 7, 2008 10:54:25 Posted at August 7, 2008 10:54:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A manslinger’s distorted cover (Dlisted)

A tiny waist supports a big ass (Hollywood Tuna)

Fighting Katy Perry with her nipple (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Star Magazine gets it wrong…again (INO)

Donatella Versace…or is that Tori Spelling in 10 years? (Holy Moly UK)

Teen mothers bounce back quickly (Cele|bitchy)

Why Posh is putting off LaLa Beckham (IDLYITW)

Mrs Z shows off her ring (Pop Sugar)

They Learn Early

August 7, 2008 08:44:00 Posted at August 7, 2008 08:44:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Said it before and I’ll say it again: Girl sh*t is the best sh*t. It really is. But first… Forget Bronte. There has never been an epic love story like this one: "We became boyfriend and girlfriend the day we met. He was on a quest to meet me, and he was like, 'I think you're beautiful and I really like you. Full Story

Not even The Dark Knight

August 7, 2008 08:11:00 Posted at August 7, 2008 08:11:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is hotter than RDJ. He is on top of the world, and he is on the cover of the new Rolling Stone – like a weary prize fighter who’s battled his way back into the ring and will.not.leave. Love him so much. It’s a great interview and I won’t spoil it for you. But this quote at the end? This quote makes my life. Full Story

The Essence of Sisterhood

August 7, 2008 07:59:00 Posted at August 7, 2008 07:59:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I am an only child. This is probably why I’m such a bitch. At the same time, I never missed having a sibling, even when my parents ruined my life by splitting up. And getting back together when I was 16. The reason: my cousin Cat. We fought over everything. We fought over Michael Jackson. Who loved him more? She used to lord it over me because they share the same birthday August 29th. Full Story

The Dangers of Idleness

August 7, 2008 07:43:22 Posted at August 7, 2008 07:43:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a common religious theme – the idle mind is prone to sin. Very, very true of Lindsay Lohan’s life. Because when Lilo is busy, when she is hard at work, she can focus, she stays off the club circuit, she spends quiet evenings at home, and she can walk straight. Soon as it’s over though, soon as the structure is removed from her schedule… well, in the past, she used to drive off the road. Full Story

Saving Sienna

August 7, 2008 07:09:04 Posted at August 7, 2008 07:09:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Simply put, Sienna Miller is f&cked. Known internationally now for being a homewrecker, Sienna is scrambling to salvage her career. Not only are studio executives at Paramount not impressed about the near universal Sienna-hate threatening future projects, it also seems she’s receiving little sympathy from her power player peers, especially since Rosetta Getty is so well connected within that tight little Hollywood circle that includes Courteney Cox and a few other high profile friends. Full Story

Little Sci and the Little Mermaid

August 7, 2008 07:02:59 Posted at August 7, 2008 07:02:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Will she grow a tail one day and swim away? To the find the freedom her mother lost? Katie Holmes took Little Sci to see the Little Mermaid last night. LS seemed to be bothered by the noise – as you can see, mom tried to be cheerful and soothe her baby. Not sure where daddy is. Highly unusual for the GMD to leave his wife and child alone for so long. Full Story

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August 7, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

August 7, 2008 06:40:29 Posted at August 7, 2008 06:40:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 30th Birthday Lindsey M in Atlanta! Congratulations on starting your own business and on finding a husband from Canada! To Andrée celebrating her 19th – Happy Birthday! With love from Katy. Happy 30th birthday to Meghan! Both Alison and Janet sent their best wishes. Alison can’t wait to celebrate on Saturday and Janet looks forward to lunch on Friday. Full Story