Hoax camouflage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2009 08:33:30 January 29, 2009 08:33:30

So yesterday, Entertainment Weekly, after hearing from Joaquin Phoenix sources, reported that his recent rap journey is actually an elaborate hoax to be filmed by Casey Affleck for a mockumentary about celebrity meltdowns. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2009 08:12:41 January 29, 2009 08:12:41

Bitches of yesterday > Bitches of today (Dlisted)

Ebola beams out her disease (Hollywood Tuna)

What the Jolie told Freida Pinto (Just Jared)

How I met your baby bumps (Pop Sugar)

Mischa resorts to front row flashing (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Cammie D keeps flying (INO)

What SnapFace did on January 20th (Cele|bitchy)

Porny’s Chili strategy? (The Blemish)

30 Rock’s skinniest bitch (Popoholic)

Her latest greatest delusion (Holy Moly)

Please.Make.Him.Stop

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2009 07:35:58 January 29, 2009 07:35:58

Yesterday it was Scarlett Johansson vanity singing. Today, it’s that Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake vanity acting. He sat down for an interview with Katie Couric to promote the Grammys – because only HE can increase Grammy ratings! – and they discussed everything from Timbaland, to Madonna, to SNL, to Beyonce, and yes… His acting. Full Story

Two games, two goals, two teams

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2009 07:06:54 January 29, 2009 07:06:54

David Beckham is loving Milan. And right now Milan is loving David Beckham. He scored on the weekend and he scored again yesterday – two goals, two games, and now a controversy mounting… two teams. As you know, Becks is on loan to AC Milan from the LA Galaxy for two months. He has admitted that he’s considering staying Full Story

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What a difference…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2009 06:48:08 January 29, 2009 06:48:08

My girl Porny arriving in Virginia yesterday after a sh-tstorm this week over her body. Have always said, Jessica Simpson is at her best casual, with minimum makeup and natural(ish) hair. On these occasions, usually at airports, she is a knockout. SO pretty. Unfortunately, as a result of her low classy taste, and her dumbass hairstylist Ken Paves, the stage Jess is always too loud, too poufy, too tranny, too Porny, too high-waisted, and two belts. Full Story

Brange sateen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2009 06:34:40 January 29, 2009 06:34:40

It’s the Brange on the red carpet in Tokyo for the Benjamin Button premiere electrifying the Hello Kitties, continuing to work it, work it, work it. As mentioned earlier, Slumdog is under attack. And Brad’s film is not. The Los Angeles Times Full Story

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January 29, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2009 06:08:00 January 29, 2009 06:08:00

Happy 35th Birthday Maureen! With love from your sister Megan. To Diane in New Jersey– Happy Birthday and thanks so much for the loyal support of this site!  Full Story

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Dear Gossips,

One of the sh-tty things about being away from home, aside from missing my Marcus even though he probably doesn’t miss us because he’s staying with his best friend Kona and their lives consist of fun and snacks and naps and what a spoiled little punk and sorry I digress, is the digital cable. I am a slave to my DVR. And I missed the Project Runway Canada premiere last night – gah!

Season 1 was appointment television for us. Even the husband. A fully Canadian first class production…

And Iman >>> Heidi Klum

Anyway, if you watched please send an update. Am unable to move forward unless I know the beginning.

Wednesday – still blogging from Toronto. Will be speaking at the Canadian Marketing Association Business of Ideas Forum at the Royal York tomorrow afternoon. You should come if you can! Getting smutty with a crowd in business suits. How many are closet gossips? Can you spot a closet Brangelunatic? They are very angry right now about the Oscar campaign suggestions. Like, how else are the Pitts supposed to exit an airport? They’d never set their kids up to be photographed.

No. Never.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Granny before and after

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2009 16:30:01 January 28, 2009 16:30:01

It’s Gran! She’s in Rome for Nine with Daniel Day-Lewis, the longest shoot ever! Can’t wait to see how Nine will play out. Because it’s currently slated for a November 2009 release which means Harvey Weinstein will push for Oscar season… And among all of those actresses, which ones will he promote for contention and which will be asked to take a backseat? And will they claw each other’s eyes out as a result? What if it comes down to Granny and Penelope Cruz? Please. Full Story

Please.Make.Her.Stop

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2009 15:08:02 January 28, 2009 15:08:02

No.NO.NOOOOOOOOOOOO. F-cking Scarlett Johansson. Yeah. Her. Like it wasn’t enough that she put out a Tom Waits cover album last year. Now…now she’s covering Jeff Buckley. I just… I can’t… Am not being facetious, this made me want to cry. And I’m not a weeper. Full Story

Size 2 is everywhere

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2009 13:15:34 January 28, 2009 13:15:34

This Porny Simpson business… As you know, these photos have made headlines everywhere. Like if the Brange hadn’t come along to show off the family in Tokyo, Porny’s pictures would have been the top story all week long. But no one beats the Brange. For the record, in the original article here posted on Monday, I wrote very clearly that “Jessica Simpson has a lovely body. Full Story