An American call girl in Moscow

October 27, 2008 15:21:01 Posted at October 27, 2008 15:21:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Duana, Michelle, and I… we came home from Europe OBSESSED with Russians. Like, we can’t believe we were so late to arrive at the Russian party. Because Russians are amazing. We are all about Russians. Or at least the ones on our trip. As I mentioned last week, Grey Goose invited international media to Europe to promote their product and to introduce their new flavours. Full Story

Bunion Break!

October 27, 2008 13:47:32 Posted at October 27, 2008 13:47:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The world has stopped. It stops twice a year whenever Victoria Beckham gives her bunions a break from the stilettos. Can you believe it? This is Posh at her kid’s soccer game the other day, where she’s been known to put on a pair of sky highs and golf clap occasionally, in flip flops and David’s jeans. Full Story

You Promise?

October 27, 2008 11:39:00 Posted at October 27, 2008 11:39:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Becks tells British GQ that he’ll never act, never star in a movie. Oh baby… you promise? He says for sure, for sure: "What film career? I haven't got one. Never say never, except about that! And that's the way it's going to stay." Can you tell your wife too? David also tells the magazine Full Story

Smutty Tingles

October 27, 2008 11:04:55 Posted at October 27, 2008 11:04:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s ok because he’s a rock god, right? (Dlisted)

Headband overkill (Hollywood Tuna)

Little Sci’s red nails (Just Jared)

How Blake avoids nipple-itis (Drunken Stepfather)

How long did Disney GayFace spend adjusting his pants so that they’d sit just so? (Pop Sugar)

Being single means never wearing pants (INO)

Angie’s trip to Afghanistan – video too! (Cele|bitchy)

Chicken Fried work out video! (ICYDK)

Gwen makes eggs (IDLYITW)

The New Cloon

October 27, 2008 08:54:54 Posted at October 27, 2008 08:54:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You’re right. Many of you have complained that I don’t give Mad Men enough love. True. I should. And many are even more upset that Jon Hamm isn’t allotted enough quiver space. Not that I dispute it if he’s yours but Jon Hamm isn’t my particular loin poison. However, after watching him host Saturday Night Live this weekend, one thing is for sure: there is finally an heir to George Clooney. Full Story

But I am The Chosen One

October 27, 2008 08:09:28 Posted at October 27, 2008 08:09:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can you stand it? Can you wait ANOTHER 8 ½ months? If you haven’t seen this trailer, it’ll be harder once you watch. There IS NO EQUAL. Trailer below. And Laura – please, please, PLEASE send me.  Full Story

Ex Anorexics

October 27, 2008 08:05:26 Posted at October 27, 2008 08:05:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At the 30th Anniversary of the Carousel of Hope Ball the other night - Nicole Richie looking so healthy and so beautiful, with lovely luscious boobs and hips too! After Harlow the fear of course was that Nicole would stop eating altogether. And while she might not eat much, she does certainly eat, and needless to say, this is a good thing: Nicole Richie does not want to become Lara Flynn Boyle… who also happened to be there. Full Story

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Spittle wants more Nipple?

October 27, 2008 07:06:01 Posted at October 27, 2008 07:06:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He constantly has spittle gathered at the corners of his mouth, she’s never met a photo without nipple-itis, as I reported exclusively, the two hooked up briefly during TIFF before she bored him to run, temporarily insane, into the arms of Shanna Moakler Full Story

Shelfy’s definition of Everything

October 27, 2008 06:40:57 Posted at October 27, 2008 06:40:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There are maybe, like, two of you still sitting on the fence about Shelf Ass Jessica Biel’s insatiable appetite for fame and the increasingly embarrassing, not to mention ruthless, ways she’s attempting to achieve it. If this applies to you, I predict you’ll have changed your mind by the end of this post. Full Story

Jakey’s home!

October 27, 2008 06:29:24 Posted at October 27, 2008 06:29:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After spending several months in London shooting the Prince of Persia, Jake Gyllenhaal was home with Reese Witherspoon this weekend looking relaxed and relieved too. They made it work through a summer apart – my sources say they promised each other they wouldn’t go more than 2 weeks without seeing each other, which of course involved Reese flying to visit Jakey undercover every fortnight. Full Story

Roman Viggo

October 27, 2008 06:24:37 Posted at October 27, 2008 06:24:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kick off a new week with a little Viggo delight. Here he is in Rome for the Rome International Film Festival promoting Appaloosa which was well received enough but for Renee Zellweger who, terribly miscast, spectacularly sucks it up snapface style. As always though, Viggo delivers a strong performance. Full Story