October 27, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

October 27, 2008 06:21:34 Posted at October 27, 2008 06:21:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Justine – I know things are going to get better and better! Love, Liz Happy Birthday Elaine B from Canmore/Banff, AB or “the other Lainey” with love from your bestest friends. Heard it’s been somewhat sucky lately. Am attaching a reminder of a fun night from not too long ago to hopefully cheer you up just a little. Full Story

Friday, October 24, 2008

Dear Gossips,

So far we’ve managed to stay out of Topshop and Uniqlo. But now it’s the weekend and it’s become unavoidable.

Forgot to mention yesterday something we heard at the Grey Goose Character & Cocktails event the other night. We were on the carpet interviewing arrivals. Elton John’s husband, David Furnish, who was hosting the event, was asked by the intrepid journalist right next to me what he thought of gay witchhunting. The follow up question was about Will Smith: there’s been a report this week that Will Smith is gay and that he’s hiding in the closet because he knows people won’t accept him. Can you comment on that David?

David’s intriguing answer?

When I saw them at our White Tie & Tiara Ball they seemed happy, professional, and very committed.

Interestingly generic choice of words, non?

Thanks for your patience this week during travel and time differences. Blog will be totally regular by Monday. Also appreciate the emails! Am sorry not to reply but am definitely reading everything.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Rihanna and Beyonce are not warring bitches. Also not Liv. Liv has never had to make the leap.

PPS. He’s back! Will Ferrell’s Bush was CLASSIC. Now add Tina Fey’s Palin… it made our lives, non? Patritised!

Friday Photo Assumption!

October 24, 2008 13:02:49 Posted at October 24, 2008 13:02:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My favourite game! Drawing conclusions based on nothing but the analysis of a photo – last night in New York at the Fashion Group International Night of the Stars awards… JLo looking very Maid in Manhattan, sucked in snug and sexy with her Spanx, arriving with her husband Marc Anthony. Check her out, soaking up the spotlight, preening for the cameras. Full Story

Besties in Bed

October 24, 2008 11:35:47 Posted at October 24, 2008 11:35:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A bonus blind riddle for this week. Short and smutty. They’re best friends and they say best friends only… But they sleep in the same bed when they’re on holiday. Duana and I have been sharing a king bed during our European travels but that’s because we’re poor. If we could afford it? Please. Full Story

Plain Ashley and what MK eats

October 24, 2008 10:47:35 Posted at October 24, 2008 10:47:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Olsens were on Oprah yesterday – most boring interview ever. Seriously… You’d think the Mighty Opes would slap her big stick around more often, non? She’s Oprah. She could have asked them whatever she wanted to. Instead though, Oprah decided to throw softballs and spent too much time discussing with Mary Kate and Ashley what they like for breakfast. Full Story

Guy’s Boys

October 24, 2008 09:06:01 Posted at October 24, 2008 09:06:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He went out to a gallery last night with RDJ and Jude Law – male bonding as a release after a long day’s work on set. As I mentioned yesterday, here in London, it’s pro-Guy all the way. The classic obnoxious American superstar and the unassuming, low key, middle class British boy who is fighting back against her… What’s interesting though is that it’s pretty common knowledge Guy’s background. Full Story

Matt Damon ONEXONE San Francisco

October 24, 2008 07:43:26 Posted at October 24, 2008 07:43:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When it comes to his commitment to ONEXONE, Matt Damon is nothing short of amazing. He has been involved with the organisation in Canada for 3 years and is now taking ONEXONE to the US, launching the inaugural ONEXONE gala dinner in San Francisco last night and bringing Lucy along with him. As always, he worked the carpet and the media line for as long as it took to get the message across, stopping for every outlet, posing for every photo, busting his ass to give back. Full Story

Chicken Fried Pumpkin Patch

October 24, 2008 07:10:21 Posted at October 24, 2008 07:10:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Britney took her boys to the pumpkin patch yesterday to prepare for Halloween. I have a friend who’s dressing up as fried chicken with a gurney strapped to his back… is that wrong? We are depraved. But then again… The first is the photo Britney posted on her own website – she’s standing with her kids on display beamed out to millions and millions of her fans. Full Story

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The GOOPy travelling mom

October 24, 2008 06:52:54 Posted at October 24, 2008 06:52:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth arrived in New York yesterday with Apple and Moses looking like every mom after a long flight with children (Victoria Beckham not included): a little disheveled, carrying backpacks and plastic bags. Coldplay performs on Saturday Night Live tomorrow so it’ll be a family reunion. Here in London though it seems to be unanimous in smutty circles that that marriage is not as perfect as the Paltrow lets on. Full Story

America vs Lilo

October 24, 2008 06:46:00 Posted at October 24, 2008 06:46:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Page Six reported yesterday that Lindsay Lohan’s 6 episode appearance on Ugly Betty has now been slashed to 4 because she and America Ferrera clashed on set. According to their report, Lilo was a nightmare to work with and America told her to beat it. Us Weekly  Full Story