Androgyny Everywhere

August 12, 2008 06:45:00 Posted at August 12, 2008 06:45:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Like the new Louboutin! Loves. It’s Jena Malone! Little Jena Malone…only not so little anymore. She rocked a new look last night at Tropic Thunder and wore it amazingly well. Have always enjoyed Jena Malone. Especially in Saved! Seen it? Mandy Moore is the best in Saved. And I remember thinking inappropriate thoughts about Macaulay Culkin in Saved. Full Story

Robo Married A Dork

August 12, 2008 06:39:46 Posted at August 12, 2008 06:39:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Look at him. Wearing every colour under the rainbow, no pun intended, and too new jeans….and a jacket that shines? It shines! It shines with a sheen! Have you ever seen anyone as UNcool as Tom Cruise? Why work so hard working out only to wear a purple sweater in Los Angeles in the middle of f&cking August??? Here they are at last night’s Tropic Thunder premiere scaring the sh*t out of everyone, as usual, with their over-exuberance. Full Story

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August 12, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

August 12, 2008 06:27:26 Posted at August 12, 2008 06:27:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Congratulations Stephanie W in Toronto on your Lucky 8s engagement! To Chantelle in Vancouver from Sarah P who will miss machine-gun emailing you while she’s away! Happy Belated 8th Birthday to Boston – a puppy forever! To Sam from your sisters Jill and Katie – Congratulations on your engagement and much love to Scott for having the courage to take on the 5 sisters. Full Story

Monday, August 11, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Freebie Five has been updated. Welcome Michael Phelps. For obvious reasons. Like his body. But also it’s the focus. And the commitment. When everyone else around him might be getting drunk off their sh*t , he’s in the pool morning and night, training for today, and training for London too. And only 23 years old…which, of course, makes him technically ineligible according to Gay Math restrictions. But since almost all athletes in the Olympics are, like, children, shall we make an Olympic exception?

I survived a weekend with the kids. They left me with the flu, germy little beasts.

Monday, new posts all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,


Reese & Jake in Morocco

August 11, 2008 13:17:00 Posted at August 11, 2008 13:17:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jakey G is currently shooting Prince of Persia in Morocca and Reese Witherspoon has joined him on set, enduring a long trip to be with her man. Splash has new photos of the two hand in hand - Jakey with his shirt off showing off ripped abs and killer arms, long hair… so hot it’s sick. Like sick. Full Story

Country Bitch vs Country Porn

August 11, 2008 12:41:16 Posted at August 11, 2008 12:41:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know how it is: Girl sh*t is the best sh*t. And I love a good bitch. But a bitch who hides her bitch under the guise of country wholesome sweetness? That bitch is more like a capital C. We’re speaking of course of Carrie Underwood – her assy antics are well known to those in Nashville. Full Story

Mos Quivering

August 11, 2008 09:48:24 Posted at August 11, 2008 09:48:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Most definitely. Yum. Here’s Mos Def at the 2008 American Black Film Festival held at the Sofitel on Friday. That tell all book from his estranged wife was just published recently…you hear about that? Mos Def married some woman 3 or 4 days after meeting her in 2005. Rumoured to be a starf*cker type, allegedly counting many celebrities and star athletes on her resumé. Full Story

Sit DOWN Junior Federline!

August 11, 2008 09:21:40 Posted at August 11, 2008 09:21:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The 90210 comeback could have been a whole lot uglier. Thankfully for us, Tori Spelling has to feed her goldigging prick of a husband. As such, she won’t be appearing on the first episode. The official excuse was that she would be too busy with KFed Jr’s second paycheque. The truth is that Jr probably made her ask for too much money. Full Story

Leggy and Horsey

August 11, 2008 08:03:12 Posted at August 11, 2008 08:03:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My Gwyneth was the marquee guest on Saturday at the Mane Event to benefit the Amaryllis Farm Equire Rescue at photographer Steven Klein’s farm in Sag Harbour. As you can see, Gwynnie continued her leggy summer trend, reminding everyone else of how short they are by clopping around in her signature sky high heels. Full Story

There’s a Lohan in everyone

August 11, 2008 07:41:33 Posted at August 11, 2008 07:41:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The parents of child stars, see? Many of you insist that Hayden Panettiere won’t be like Lilo. Please. She was pimped as a child by her parents – what are the chances? broke the story this morning – Hayden’s dad was arrested last night for beating down her mom. Apparently he flew into a jealous rage about her flirting with some dude at a party and hit her across the cheek. Full Story