Breakout 2009

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2008 13:34:38 December 15, 2008 13:34:38

Those of you who watch Friday Night Lights already know the amazing amazingness of Taylor Kitsch. Those of you don’t… well why not?!???? Come May, you will. And you’ll be sorry about the 2 years you’ve spent in complete ignorance of his amazing amazingness. Because he is Gambit in Wolverine and, according to early buzz, he will break out huge in 2009. Full Story

What happened to…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2008 11:57:00 December 15, 2008 11:57:00

It not being about the money? Please. What happened is the British press firmly planted on the side of their homeboy against the aging American superstar who happens to be a tough ass bitch. Which is why, now that the financial – or as John Mayer would say the “pecuniary” – details of their divorce have been settled, Madonna has instructed her mouthpiece Liz Rosenberg to release the figures. Full Story

Blair betrothed?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2008 11:29:00 December 15, 2008 11:29:00

Page Six is reporting that Leighton Meester is engaged to her boyfriend Sebastien Stan. Something about a Facebook profile. Is Facebook considered a “source” now? Anyway, his publicist has already denied it to Us Weekly Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2008 11:04:18 December 15, 2008 11:04:18

How Harry Potter seduced the GMD (Dlisted)

Porny’s terrible ruching (Hollywood Tuna)

Helping his hag celebrate (Just Jared)

Will Momma approve of these girls? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Pussy posse at the Laker game (Pop Sugar)

Beyonce wearing too much dress (INO)

Matthew Perry and Esme Cullen (A Socialite's Life)

Who’s guest starring on The Office? (ICYDK)

The next generation of douche (Cele|bitchy)

Hot girls sell video games (IDLYITW)

Pre-holiday with dad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2008 10:14:29 December 15, 2008 10:14:29

It’s well known that Kate Hudson has a strained relationship with her father Bill Hudson. She makes a point of calling Kurt Russell the real pa in her life. Apparently the two are mending fences. Here’s Kate in London the other night at the wrap party for Nine. Her date was dad. Am looking forward to seeing her in Nine. Full Story

Glibness and forgiveness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2008 09:51:46 December 15, 2008 09:51:46

The GMD’s tour of contrition continues. And … it’s working. Because while Valkyrie will likely still suck sh-t at the box office, Hollywood players have been very impressed with his efforts on this promotional tour, resurrecting the Tom Cruise of the 90s, willing the MiniVan to remember him in his glory. Full Story

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Chicken Fried Burgers & Abs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2008 08:11:10 December 15, 2008 08:11:10

Britney is currently touring Circus through Japan, giving the Hello Kitties convulsions. She stopped by a burger joint yesterday and chowed down with abandon. Then she appeared on Hey!Hey!Hey and showed off a set of sick ass abs. F-ck her and her 27 year old metabolism. Or her surgeon. Or the colonics technician. Full Story

Our baby with his babies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2008 07:28:13 December 15, 2008 07:28:13

Christian Bale candids are few and far between. Must take advantage. Here he is with his girls yesterday in Hollywood, nearly at the end of what’s been a year of highs and lows. The Dark Knight is widely regarded as one of the best films of the year and while it was ignored by the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, many believe it still has a chance at an Oscar nomination. Full Story

Bit clowny?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2008 07:19:56 December 15, 2008 07:19:56

Very happy to see Cameron Diaz at the opening night of Shrek on Broadway last night in New York but … maybe a little too much makeup? Her features are so strong, it’s like major exaggeration. And ugh. You know they’re making Shrek 4? Like, unless Vin Diesel takes over the title character and they turn it into a live action, who the f-ck cares? Money, right? Word is Cam receives back end earnings. Full Story

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Her home before the holidays?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2008 07:09:47 December 15, 2008 07:09:47

Carb Face Ryan Phillippe was greeted in Sydney at the airport by girlfriend Abbie Cornish the other day. Meeting the family? Over the holidays? How sweet. But if I were her parents, and if her mother is anything like mine, I wouldn’t be thrilled about my beautiful girl and an incorrigible philanderer. Full Story

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Cuba & Chocolate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2008 06:49:59 December 15, 2008 06:49:59

Two different megastars, two different preferences, but in the end, the act is the same. The first is a happy father, settled down and reformed, bankable and respected at the same time… a major player. Which is why it’s so important that he keeps his Cuban male lover hidden away to be enjoyed when he’s not on location. Full Story