The male Madonna (Dlisted )
The tits match the ass (Hollywood Tuna )
When the backpack is appropriate (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Filthy Scab hates HD (INO )
And I Will Always Love You… again (Holy Moly )
Hair that’s worse than Katie Holmes (Cele|bitchy )
Robo Androgynous Nipples (IDLYITW )
8/8/8 – will it be Gwen? (Pop Sugar )
Anderson Cooper and Tom Ford. Together. Can you imagine? Sigh. Gay men are so evolved. Especially the ones who are ready and willing to cut a bitch down. Of course you’d expect this from Tom…but from the Silver Fox too? Please. He’s the son of Gloria Vanderbilt. And he was temping for Regis on Regis & Kelly this morning. Full Story
Eva Mendes stars in a new ad campaign for Calvin Klein. In the 30 second tv commercial, if you slow it down and play it back very, very, VERY meticulously, analysing every pixel, you can see a very brief glimpse of a nipple. At least they say you can. Here’s a screen cap of what’s supposed to be the controversial frame. Full Story
Javier Bardem dropped out of Nine just after winning the Oscar for Best Supporting actor this year citing “exhaustion” as the reason, making way for Daniel Day Lewis to step into the singing dancing role. It’ll be a trip. Can’t wait. Javy has been very low profile during his time off, as has his lover Penelope Cruz. Full Story
Congratulations to Laura Jane and Scotty on your engagement this weekend from the greatest MOH ever! Love Jennifer W Full Story
Not sure why there should even be a column today. Like what else is there to talk about? Is there anything worth talking about but THEM?
It was the moment Brangelunatics everywhere have been waiting for: finally a glimpse of the world’s first fraternal twins. The Olympics begin on Friday. Will they light the torch too??? After all, their original due date was 8/8/8, wasn’t it?
Believe it or not, the world goes on.
Last time I was in Toronto, my mother brewed me a thermos-full of her magic Chinese potion. Then I received the all clear from the surgeon. Yesterday I picked up the clubs and played a full round. Registered 2 pars, 3 bogies, and too many triples. But I played golf. Should I forgive Mischa Barton?
Yours in gossip,
PS. As far as I know, the Beckhams are still paying their bills.
Chad Michael Murray has date rape face. A very bad case of it. We rented it this weekend, like the perfect Saturday night for my husband. The beach, then a barbecue, and Harold & Kumar 2…enhanced. Anyway, Kumar finds out the love of his life is marrying some preppy pretty boy called Colton Graham. Full Story
I understand that teens can’t stop taking pictures of themselves but this is beyond beyond. Another series of Miley Cyrus cell phone shots have been leaked, all featuring her beat-me mouth. Apparently 15 year olds think this looks good. Clearly it’s been 2 decades since I was 15. F*ck. Miley also hosted Teen Choice last night. Full Story
Nicole Kidman is supposed to play some kind of hot socialite in Baz Luhrmann’s upcoming epic Australia…so in other words, it’s like the Matrix. A suspension of disbelief. I can do that. A few stills have been released from the film scheduled to premiere in November. Baz is apparently award hunting. Full Story