That Boyfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2009 07:00:24 October 7, 2009 07:00:24

Ugh. That Boyfriend. Shia LaBeouf could be That Boyfriend. That Boyfriend who always makes it about him, who sulks at the bar when you’re having fun with other people, who deliberately makes you angry because anger is the only way he can see proof that you care. SO disappointing. Shia was at the An Education premiere in New York the other night to support his girlfriend Carey Mulligan whose performance in the film is generating critical acclaim and even praise from Anna Wintour. Full Story

October 7, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2009 06:39:13 October 7, 2009 06:39:13

Happy 33rd Birthday Andrea! Here’s Ryan Kwanten at the Power of Women luncheon two weeks ago. Hope this makes up for the cat this morning and eases the dull ache of long distance, if only temporarily. Wishing you a great year ahead. Congratulations Kerry Full Story

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Letterman offered an apology last night on his show to show staffers and his wife. He also wasn’t wearing his wedding ring. I’m not an avid Letterman ring-watcher but this is where it gets expensive. Because after years and years together, he finally married Regina Lasko in March, believing perhaps that his infidelity would stay concealed forever, and now, as a result of the $2 million extortion attempt, Letterman could lose that much more if he’s unable to secure absolution from his wife. Cheating isn’t cheap. Suddenly the Late Show is like Fatal Attraction for the greedy.

So my friend Michelle produced the We Day event in Toronto at the Air Canada Centre yesterday. And the Jonas Brothers showed up. And now she’s trying to tell me that Joe is cute. And that he’s like a shrunken down, more compact, much shorter John Krasinski. What are you saying??? Who are you???

One day with a Vagina Virgin and suddenly I can’t find my friend. Bah.

Tuesday – am blogging all day between shoots. Please scroll down for posts you may have missed from Monday.

Yours in gossip,


The GMD goes to Harvard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2009 14:43:03 October 6, 2009 14:43:03

Yesterday afternoon at Harvard. 5pm Entertainment Law. Special guest speaker is Bert Fields. Half an hour later, his most famous client walks into the classroom. Hello Tom Cruise. He explained briefly that he’d never had the opportunity to hear his attorney speak before. Then he took a seat at the back and played student during the lecture. Full Story

Don Draper #1

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2009 12:12:23 October 6, 2009 12:12:23 has released its list of Top 49 Most Influential Men of 2009. At the first position? Don Draper. Agree. AskMen explains it as follows: Don Draper may be a fictional character on AMC's Mad Men, but he's just as real as any other public personality you can think of. Full Story

GOOPy’s trench

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2009 11:12:25 October 6, 2009 11:12:25

Gwyneth Paltrow photographed in Paris today wearing a trench you want, don’t lie, presumably headed out of town back to London and her family after supporting Stella McCartney yesterday at Fashion Week. The coat, yes. And the bag too, right? G does look a little tired. Lovely, still, without much makeup, but also tired. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2009 10:58:24 October 6, 2009 10:58:24

What a Twi-Hard gave her husband for his birthday (Dlisted)

Any more of this, without any work, and Olivia Wilde becomes just another skin girl (The Superficial)

What would boring Badgley cook? (Popeater)

Nobody’s perfect, certainly not me, but Rachel Bilson…check out the leg (Hollywood Tuna)

Loving the real body on Gossip Girl (Just Jared)

Sh-t, how original. Carrie Bradshaw and a tiara (Pop Sugar)

Ashley Greene keeps showing us her body. Why? (Popoholic)

Can’t imagine what these look like in the flesh (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

She looks grumpy because she’s hungry. Seriously. She admits to it too (INO)

Spittle actually looks not bloated and decent (Cele|bitchy)

Travelling with the in-laws

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2009 09:32:02 October 6, 2009 09:32:02

It’s Becks arriving at Heathrow. With his mother and father in law, the Adams Family. As you can see, Becks is working a beard. Gross. And a hat that looks too big. Not his best showing. But Posh’s parents are babysitting him. Even if he was at his hottest, he still couldn’t put it to use. Full Story

Lilo pill popper

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2009 08:37:51 October 6, 2009 08:37:51

It’s always a revelation when her pimp dad starts talking. Either one of her parents, actually. Because they live through her, and they suffer through her, and they famewhore through her. Even when she’s a f-cking mess. And she’s been a f-cking mess for years. So Michael Lohan spoke to Radar Full Story

Open, closed, or over?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2009 07:58:53 October 6, 2009 07:58:53

George Michael’s boyfriend Kenny Goss has suffered through 13 years of bathroom raids and late night forest visits and according to the UK tabloids, he’s finally walked out on George’s extracurricular habits. George however is now denying reports Full Story

Maggie's sateen jumpsuit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2009 07:38:12 October 6, 2009 07:38:12

At the NY premiere of An Education last night, Maggie Gyllenhaal accompanied husband Peter Sarsgaard on the carpet in a black strapless jumpsuit. Not even my Maggie. It's Michelle's nightmare: talent showing lumps from the light. So she outlaws it when she's producing. At the Oscars for instance, she won’t allow it on camera. Full Story