Guy Ritchie did not take kindly to Madonna’s publicist Liz Rosenberg announcing financial details about their divorce the other day to the AP. Over the last couple of months, he’s worked with the British press to present a picture of a man frustrated by a control freak, who cares only for his children, who was never interested in the money, who was cuckolded by his wife’s flagrant relationship with a baseball player… And then Liz Rosenberg reveals he stands to earn almost $100 million from the split. Full Story
Happy 34th Birthday Cara in Salt Lake City! With love and fond memories of Whistler from Alison in Ottawa. For Suzanne B in Dublin – turbo consultant and a great partner in gossip to Jean… best wishes this holiday and I’m counting on you to stay smutty next year! To Jackie in Annandale from Kimberly – “Gracias, por favor”. Full Story
The thinnification of the GMD has turned him into plastic man. Like, he’s lost more weight than Lindsay Lohan. Wonder what his secret is…?
Almost at the end of the year which means it’s time for those lists. Best and Worst in smut. Remember my favourite photo from 2007? From today til December 31st, random moments that made our gossipy lives in 2008. Please do send yours! There’s a lovely gift on the other side.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Johnny Depp is not Cuba or Chocolate – seriously, I’ve never read such panic in your emails. Also not RDJ or Jude Law or Brad Pitt. As if.
At the box office and on television, the young man quiveration factor came from the UK… Am aware James McAvoy is Scottish. But I liked the title…forgive me please? He’s from Scotland! He’s Scottish! And this summer, for a couple of weeks, his Wanted launched him up several notches – a star who can do the small, arty films as well as carry an action movie. Full Story
Am having a hard time with this one…help me decide. So Pete Wentz was on Howard Stern today and he totally gav’er with the personal details re: his sex life with Ashlee Simpson. On the one hand – if you commit to doing Howard Stern (I have a thing for Howard Stern) you have you be prepared to go there. Full Story
Lindsay Lohan rang in 2008 in low classy assy style, spreading her dirty orange firecrotch all over some Italian dude at a party in Europe…to the delight of photographers snapping every single moment: As in a new rehabbed Lilo, looking drunk off her rag, straddled across the man on a coach, grinding up his crotch as he half heartedly kneaded her ass. Full Story
Lights? For those of you without DirecTV, January is something to look forward to. New episodes of Friday Night Lights! I can tell you that Tim and Lyla get it on in the first 2 minutes. And how their relationship progresses after that will, in typical FNL fashion, break your bleeding heart. There is a scene where Tim, the misfit, finds himself in a situation so uncomfortable, what he does will crush your soul for hours. Full Story
The GMD in Dina Lohan’s footsteps (Dlisted)
My glorious Olga (Hollywood Tuna)
Posh > Anne Hathaway (Just Jared)
Lily Allen covers fried chicken (IDLYITW)
RiRi’s green cleave (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Will Smith retires his sperm (Holy Moly)
LipGloss in a sex shoppe??? (The Blemish)
Porny or Eliza? (INO)
Jennifer Aniston hated her 30s (Cele|bitchy)
Clive Owen. That’s all. (Pop Sugar)
It’s my Rumey Willis! And it’s been way too long! Rumer is a redhead now though colour, as you can see, does nothing for her angles. It’s her angles that enhance her angles. And last night it was hit and miss and the D&G party. But where has she been? If you can believe it, gulp, Rumer Willis has been working. Full Story