First good move

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2009 09:52:04 January 23, 2009 09:52:04

In a while. Sienna Miller to Broadway in September in After Miss Julie. It’s one of only three roles in the production and it’s a very good opportunity for Sienna to do something other than date married men and stumble out of bars with married men in the middle of the night. The optics… the optics of her antics, though they may be innocent, are never interpreted in her favour. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2009 08:51:23 January 23, 2009 08:51:23

Those most desirable woman in New York (Dlisted)

Perfect mother of 3 (Hollywood Tuna)

No recession for bimbos (Just Jared)

What Lilo sees in SamRo (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Somehow the paps found them on vacation! (Pop Sugar)

LipGloss love triangle? Please (INO)

Granny Freeze on a stamp! (Cele|bitchy)

It’s war: Katie takes over Posh’s hometown (A Socialite's Life)

The boots are worse than the Bronx (Candy Kirby)

Another vote for child stardom (IDLYITW)

Chicken Fried Coachella?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2009 08:21:22 January 23, 2009 08:21:22

That’s the rumour. Britney Spears to perform at Coachella. The timing works with her tour schedule and Madonna’s done Coachella before too but… At least Madge tries to sing live. And does so for most of her shows. Britney can only lip-synch, and badly at that. Not sure if it’ll go over well with that crowd. Full Story

The Oscar Roundtable

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2009 08:11:54 January 23, 2009 08:11:54

Every year Newsweek puts 6 of them in a room and turns on the video. They interview each other, they discuss their “craft”, they squirm, they show off, they hide, they joke… it’s fascinating. Especially with the current crop: Frank Langella, Brad Pitt, Mickey Rourke, Sally Hawkins, Robert Downey Jr, and Anne Hathaway. Full Story

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Not moving out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2009 07:22:21 January 23, 2009 07:22:21

Last night at the opening of The American Plan on Broadway, Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick out together in public for the first time since Star Magazine reported that she’d moved out of their house. Star has been all over their fragile marriage, for once seeming to get it half right last summer on a cover story about Broderick cheating on SJP…with a woman. Full Story

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Colin & Keira

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2009 07:08:00 January 23, 2009 07:08:00

Oh the smutty possibilities. The Daily Mail is reporting that Keira Knightley and Colin Farrell have just signed on to a new movie together and they will be lovers. Full Story

January 23, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2009 06:57:00 January 23, 2009 06:57:00

Happy 22nd Birthday Alexandra V! With love from Jenny and Danielle To Sally in Newfoundland – Happy 29th Birthday! And Anne really did this, Emma was not lying! Have a great time tomorrow night! Happy 35th Birthday to foxy Kerry from Beth! To Jessi T on her 26th birthday - you aren't old! Your sister Michelle wishes she could be there with you for it. Full Story

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Dear Gossips,

My mother called me last night after seeing me on tv on eTalk. She asked why my skin was so coarse and rough – in Chinese the word is thick. “You look like a rice picker in the fields”. Then she ordered me to pull it together for New Year. Because we’re having dinner and her friends will be there. In 48 hours she’ll be able to criticise me in person. Can’t wait.

But first, am cleaning and purging from now til Saturday. Because after Sunday night, you’re not allowed for 3 days. Don’t wash away the good luck!

Oscar nominations this morning! And George Clooney took his head (and his ego) out of his ass. Yay!

Thursday – fresh smut all day.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Thanks for sending the GOOP book guide - I have many, many copies! Will comment later!

Ryan and Hugh working out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2009 18:03:37 January 22, 2009 18:03:37

Exclusive photos of Ryan Reynolds in Vancouver today working out before heading to the Wolverine set. As you can see, he looks great, clean cut and ripped, and beautiful Hollywood skin. Does he wear foundation to the gym too? Jokes! Chill! Ryan wraps in a few days and will likely be heading back to LA. Full Story

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Bringing porn to the Oscars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2009 14:49:59 January 22, 2009 14:49:59

MUCH better than that old lady sidesweep from the other night. This is more like the Jolie. A very, very beautiful Jolie, her hair thick loose and cascading around her shoulders (and lighter?), wearing a beautiful grey coat, no waxy skin with Brad Pitt’s hand on her ass at the Paris premiere of Benjamin Button tonight. Full Story

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Remember when…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2009 13:31:33 January 22, 2009 13:31:33

Nicole Kidman was supposed to star in The Reader? Would today have been the same if you replace Kate Winslet with Granny Freeze. Heh. Oscar nomination day, everyone is being so gracious. So let’s not. Hanna Schmitz, who spends a large part of the first quarter of The Reader completely naked, was supposed to have been played by Kidman. Full Story