Who are you yelling at?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2009 06:25:13 July 9, 2009 06:25:13

Katie Holmes in Melbourne on her cell phone looking like she’s caught up in an intense conversation. According to photographers, she appeared to be shouting, and extremely distressed. This is what my face looks like when my mother calls. It’s totally Photo Assumption, but let’s roll with it anyway. Full Story

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July 9, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2009 06:14:20 July 9, 2009 06:14:20

Sophie Clausius – it’s your birthday! Still trips me out that you’re a teenager now. It’s been ages since I’ve seen you. Please don’t be taller than me. And have a great time at camp next week. We’ll miss you, but we’ll take care of that with dad’s martinis. Full Story

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Dear Gossips,

We’re less than a week now. Less than a week to Harry Potter 6. And not even the rain could dampen the excitement yesterday in London as thousands turned up for the premiere, screaming for DanRad and all the rest, intense anticipation for a film that is beginning to accumulate largely positive reviews, so far registering 88% on Rotten Tomatoes and a resounding seal of approval from picky bitch English critics. The wait has apparently been worth it. Photos from last night’s premiere to follow. And also a heads up on how to meet Tom Felton.

A new clip “I Killed Sirius Black” was just released yesterday. Have you seen it? Can you stand it?

It’s Wednesday. Am blogging until I leave for a work trip to New York (no jinx, no jinx!). Jacek is taking over from Tingles onward, just for this afternoon. Have waited and begged for this for an entire year. And you will note the first two spots on the Freebie 5 have been updated – Stan Keystone and Chris Fisher, two producers from eTalk, this was what finally earned me the assignment. They will remain atop to the list until Monday.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

The Cruz-off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2009 12:57:00 July 8, 2009 12:57:00

Monica Cruz was at an “Estudio Tampax” photo call in Madrid earlier today. If I were the folks at Tampax, I’d sign her to a long-term deal and have her peddle tampons all over the world if it means we see more of her. I asked Lainey what she’s been in and apparently not much, but it really doesn’t and shouldn’t matter when you’re this hot and your sister is winning Oscars for the family anyway. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2009 12:03:00 July 8, 2009 12:03:00

Called into action this afternoon. If you’re into back stories, coherence, and insight…see you tomorrow. Hard core Smuthounds…enjoy. Jacek.

Lady Gaga or the Gimp in Pulp Fiction? I’m not sure. (Dlisted)

Hayden Pantierererererre making improvements. I’m actually not completely turned off (The Superficial)

Lilo covering up from the paps. Odd famewhore behaviour. (Hollywood Tuna)

Daily Rob Remembering things (Just Jared)

The only woman capable of pulling off skinny jeans not wearing skinny jeans. Bring back boot cuts and bell bottoms please. (PopSugar)

Please don’t follow their footsteps Emma. Isn’t that twice now? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Daniel Radcliffe – latest addition to team Elf (ASL)

For Cat – a wet Rafa Nadal (INO)

Transformer bong hits? (Cele|bitchy)

Why is it that every time I do Tingles Lily Allen has a nip slip? (Holy Moly)

The Video

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2009 09:33:00 July 8, 2009 09:33:00

Last week the new Beckham Armani ads were released. Husband and Wife PoseHard in their underwear with a giant rope. Needless to say, Victoria isn’t smiling. But now a behind-the-scenes video is available – thanks Lynzi! And Posh giggles…twice! As we always say she is so much cuter when she does. Full Story

Clooney & Murray in Italy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2009 08:49:00 July 8, 2009 08:49:00

We all know George Clooney summers at Lake Como and entertains a revolving door of celebrity visitors – the latest is the recently single Bill Murray. Boys on vacation…smutty trouble! Here they are on the water, paddling, and um, enjoying the view. Then at night it’s out for dinner, throwing back some drinks, obviously accompanied by the ladies, one of them supposedly an Italian actress called Manuel Arcuri. Full Story

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Two looks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2009 08:16:36 July 8, 2009 08:16:36

Sacha Baron Cohen dropped by Letterman last night to promote Bruno. Up to now, almost all of his interviews have been in character. Not for Letterman. At least not this time. Letterman was ok with Borat, but Letterman doesn’t appear to have wanted to meet Bruno so Sacha talked to Letterman as Sacha, arriving at the studios in non-Bruno clothing, looking great in a suit and hat, but getting back into costume upon departure. Full Story

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Spraytan fries your brain

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2009 07:13:28 July 8, 2009 07:13:28

Among other things. Ever heard of a movie called The Hangover? It’s this summer’s smash comedy, has grossed so far in excess of $200 million. That’s all. According to Us Weekly, the part played by Heather Graham (a stripper) was initially offered to Lindsay Lohan by director Todd Phillips. Full Story