Beyonce Barbra

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2008 11:38:29 December 11, 2008 11:38:29

B was in Paris today promoting her album and trying to forget the sting of being ignored by the HFPA for a Golden Globe. Like she had a chance against the other. What will make up for it? B’s reportedly been tapped to star in a remake of A Star is Born playing Barbra Streisand’s part. Very cool, non? Casting a black artist to fill the role? Love. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2008 11:28:42 December 11, 2008 11:28:42

Silver Fox conquers his fears (Dlisted)

Prettier than ever (Hollywood Tuna)

Chicken Fried harmonises with Ellen (Just Jared)

LESS skin than Jennifer Aniston in GQ (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Two twats and a snowman (Pop Sugar)

Whitney = Carrie? Blasphemy! (INO)

Getting rid of Jacob Black (ASL)

Let’s bet: Lilo will leave her over this (Cele|bitchy)

Robbie Williams is finally desperate (Holy Moly)

When she’s not talking sh-t, she is still the Queen (IDLYITW)

Nice girls need love too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2008 09:34:43 December 11, 2008 09:34:43

Hilary Duff and Mandy Moore last night at the (Stand Up to Cancer) Merchandise Collection Launch party. As far as I can recall, I’ve never seen Hilary’s wookie. And I’ve never seen Mandy’s either. Probably why they don’t get much blog space. It’s Christmas. Let’s give them some love. Full Story

Demure Scarlett stands for peace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2008 08:54:11 December 11, 2008 08:54:11

Scarjo attended the 2008 Nobel Peace Prize concert press conference today in Oslo alongside Michael Caine and, in keeping with her recent wifely trend, looked demure and serious and, as always, totally gorgeous. She’s only 2 years older than Lindsay Lohan. Still I can’t imagine Lindsay Lohan like Scarlett Johansson in two years. Full Story

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Fergie in sateen at Selfridges

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2008 08:39:00 December 11, 2008 08:39:00

The bane of Michelle’s existence: sateen. Even worse when it comes to celebrities because you’d think they know how sh-tty sateen photographs. This is Fergie today at Selfridges in London promoting MAC. Extremely unflattering. As is the high collar though I suppose it’s not fair. Because I’ve already mentioned her neck isn’t all that cute either. Full Story

Kate & Leo after 10 years

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2008 08:05:22 December 11, 2008 08:05:22

I can’t think of Kate & Leo now without thinking of Liam Neeson and Thomas Sangster in Love Actually. “Worse than the total agony of being in love?” Kills me. Anyway, as you know, Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio, 10 years since Titanic, have reunited on screen for Revolutionary Road. Full Story

Degrassi goes to Hollywood

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2008 07:51:00 December 11, 2008 07:51:00

Exclusive photos of Degrassi cast members in LA shooting scenes for what’s rumoured to be a movie of the week to air Summer 2009…?!?!? Stacey Farber’s Ellie looks like she’s having a Britney at Venice Beach, except she has her clothes on. Word is they’ve booked a boatload of celebrity cameos – Degrassi, a Canadian show, is actually much more popular in the US. Full Story

Sherlock Holmes and Rachel McAdams

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2008 07:06:00 December 11, 2008 07:06:00

There she is – one of our first looks at Rachel McAdams on the set of Guy Ritchie’s Sherlock Holmes. Not exactly loving the hair but that’s how they wore it then, right? Also attaching photos of newly nominated Robert Downey Jr, capping off his remarkable comeback year with an appearance at the Globes in January and looking ahead of course to more as RDJ’s The Soloist is slated for release in 2009, said to be yet another tour de force. Full Story

Chicken Fried Half a Million

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2008 06:50:56 December 11, 2008 06:50:56

She moved over 500,000 copies of Circus in its first week of release making her the first artist IN HISTORY to have four albums sell over half a million in week 1 which definitely answers the question: is Britney still relevant? Like it or not… Yes. To celebrate and to thank her fans, Britney posted a holiday message on her site. Full Story

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Dear Gossips,

It’s like I’ve been deserted by all my friends. And my husband too. Cynical b-tches, seasoned producers, judgy and unforgiving, now reduced to mushy piles of love…over TOM CRUISE! Ugh. More behind the scenes gossip on how the GMD charmed Toronto later.

So…have you seen Slumdog Millionaire yet? Danny Boyle was named Best Director by the LA Film Critics Association yesterday and Slumdog has been recognised by almost every board so far leading up to tomorrow morning: the Golden Globe nominations. First the Hollywood Foreign Press Association… then the Academy? Please, please, yes, yes. See it! You will love it!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Her go-to breasts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2008 18:23:10 December 10, 2008 18:23:10

Does it really matter what she says in the interview? She’s gone back to them time and again during the course of her career. Jennifer Aniston, her breasts…or, more specifically, her nipples. They’re probably rock hard but unfortunately she’s covering them. Seriously. This is a body. Full Story