Monday, October 13, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Britney’s Womaniser video was released Friday… thoughts?

Mine are below.

Today is Thanksgiving in Canada. I’m thankful for your support of this site! Please know how I appreciate your visits. And Degrassi’s Stacey Farber gave thanks for her good fortune by giving back. This is Stacey on Thursday promoting Canada Post’s booklet of fundraiser stamps in support of the Canada Post Foundation for Mental Health. The stamp is available until the end of the year and the goal is to raise one million dollars. Mental illness affects one in five Canadians directly but no one ever talks about it.

Wishing you and yours a Happy Thanksgiving.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Thankful for Botox

October 13, 2008 12:56:00 Posted at October 13, 2008 12:56:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That would be Granny Freeze, Nicole Kidman. What would her life be without it? Never mind her life… what would her FACE be without it? Sharon Osbourne would like to know… Sharon has had every procedure known to plastics. And she was on Chelsea Handler’s show recently calling out Gran and every other twat in Hollywood for not being as forthcoming: “Oh my God! Those liars! I hate them! Those bitches! 'They are like, "I didn't do anything. Full Story

Thankful for Friends

October 13, 2008 10:58:04 Posted at October 13, 2008 10:58:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Real girls don’t let girls go out looking stupid. Or twatty. Or porny. And certainly not all of the above. So it goes without saying, this Thanksgiving, I’m thankful for my girls. Because while I may go out looking like a raging f&cking bitch every day, my girls would never let me go out looking like my legs belong permanently in the air with my mouth wrapped around a cock. Full Story

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Thankful for Pitt Porn

October 13, 2008 07:57:29 Posted at October 13, 2008 07:57:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You’ve seen the cover – now a glimpse at the pages inside Angelina Jolie’s W Magazine feature, photographed by Brad Pitt. Porn! He is shooting the woman he loves, the mother of his children with his children. And they are beautiful. Stunningly beautiful. These are just a few – the actual magazine on newsstands will have the full portfolio but they say Brad has a good eye. Full Story

Thankful for Hot Harry on a Horse

October 13, 2008 07:46:53 Posted at October 13, 2008 07:46:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hot Harry and his Chelsy Davy went out for dinner the other night and the British press were making a big deal about how they feasted on monkeys swinging from trees and other exotic dishes…or some sh*t like that. I prefer to make a big deal about the fact that Hot Harry looks debloated and I wonder if those foods were aphrodisiacs and I could totally see them mauling each other like two wildcats in the jungle. Full Story

Thankful for Love

October 13, 2008 07:33:17 Posted at October 13, 2008 07:33:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And no…not the kind of love that gets renewed in Vegas by Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony as Criss Angel looks on. Ew! No. I’m talking about the Johnny Depp kind of love. The kind that is rarely, if ever, photographed outside a red carpet. The kind that is guarded fiercely. Sigh. And he adores her. Full Story

Thankful for Hugh Jackman

October 13, 2008 07:17:56 Posted at October 13, 2008 07:17:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He turned 40 the other day. 40 looks damn good. Here he is with his family at Bronte Beach, playing with the kids, hanging out with his wife, enjoying some lemonade in the sunshine. He’s the hotness, non? Love.Him. And love even more than he doesn’t have a Hollywood Wife. It makes your fantasies possible, you see? Because Hugh Jackson really could love an ordinary woman. Full Story

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Pip & Shelfy pick and choose

October 13, 2008 07:04:38 Posted at October 13, 2008 07:04:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel showed up at a rally the other day in support of Barack Obama and to promote the youth vote. It’s a good thing, right? Sure. But here’s the question: For a couple so hellbent on “privacy”, a couple that “claims” not to put their relationship on a platter for public consumption, can they pick and choose when we get to see their love and when we get to f&ck right off? Note how they acted with each other that day – on stage, with his “fans” screaming and excited, with the media parked front and centre watching their every move, note how suddenly privacy wasn’t an issue: Pipsqueak: "I'm not here as some dude who writes goofy songs. Full Story

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On Womaniser

October 13, 2008 06:50:14 Posted at October 13, 2008 06:50:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Her body looked TIGHT. She looked amazing. The song… Meh. And the video? Well it was slick. And people are losing their sh*t. And I’m as stoked as anyone else about her comeback because, yes, she’s clearly on her way... But… It’s hard to separate before and after. Full Story