Dry, Pinned, and Pink

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 31, 2009 07:46:45 March 31, 2009 07:46:45

It’s Jonathan Rhys Meyers at the Season 3 premiere of The Tudors last night in New York looking overcooked, dehydrated, and quite possibly cranked. His face… Is it cracking? It’s so dry it’s cracking. And his lips – freaks me out when mouth and skin are the same colour with just a white outline around the lips. Full Story

NY Turf War?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 31, 2009 07:21:00 March 31, 2009 07:21:00

Earlier this month, it was Angelina Jolie shooting Salt in New York causing a pap frenzy and attracting crowds around the set. Then Jennifer Aniston arrived in town, the Angie sightings dried up, and so far the last few days it’s been all Jen, only Jen, waving to the MiniVan Majority members lining the block outside her trailer, smiling for photographers, eager to show the world that – surprise! – she’s shooting another romantic comedy. Full Story

In La Push

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 31, 2009 07:03:08 March 31, 2009 07:03:08

These are exclusive on set photos of Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner as Bella and Jacob shooting scenes in what’s supposed to be La Push yesterday for New Moon. As you can see, they’re both wearing wigs. Movie making magic! And I always thought her hair was that thick and lustrous! There’d been a lot of questions about whether or not Taylor could grow into the role. Full Story

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Fresh Ed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 31, 2009 06:53:45 March 31, 2009 06:53:45

Edward Norton sightings don’t happen often. Kinda like Viggo Mortensen ones. So we’re two for two this week. Must take advantage. This is Edward last night at the Signature Theatre Company Gala in New York with longer hair and some kind of tan? He looks young. And fresh. And relaxed. And hot. Full Story

March 31, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 31, 2009 06:48:00 March 31, 2009 06:48:00

Happy 33rd Birthday Rione N from Ottawa with love from Winter F who treasures your friendship, not just because you’re her BodyPump buddy but also because you give her something special that no one else does… (now I have to know what this is). Also – you prefer Zyma to Liam deep down, don’t you? We’ll keep that from Heather! To Roger from April – Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday Laura! Besties forever---wishing you a wonderful day full of Shia Lebouf. Full Story

Monday, March 30, 2009

Dear Gossips,

It was a non-stop Juno weekend in Vancouver. Am barely coherent, probably not really sober, severely underslept, and must dedicate a post one day to fans of Nickelback – a new breed of amazingness I am sorry not to have discovered sooner. Please forgive typos.

Vancouver, you came through! Great job hosting, the energy at GM Place was electric, downtown was hopping all weekend, more Juno thoughts to come later…

Monday – online all day while catching up. Am sorry to be a bit behind. Rushing! Check back often! And yes, have received your emails wondering about Robert Pattinson’s weekend. Tell you about it below along with other Twilight Juno Weekend updates.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Many, many thanks to the lovely people at Leone for coming through with a coat for me on the carpet! A Cavalli. The fit, the cut, the colour… sigh. Am sad to return it!

Cheese Caffeine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2009 14:58:51 March 30, 2009 14:58:51

It’s been a slog today. Am a zombie, blogging half asleep. But then…this. An embarrassment of riches, really. First John Mayer’s double gold – shorts and smelling his man-kini – now Mimi and her man in on holiday spraying cheese all over the beach. And of course the paps were there to make sure we could enjoy. Full Story

Violence is wrong

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2009 14:35:11 March 30, 2009 14:35:11

Of course it is. I know this. Totally. But don’t lie. Don’t lie because I won’t believe you. You, like me, you want to punch her, don’t you? In the mouth. A punch in her beat-me mouth, I know you want to. Doesn’t mean you WILL but it doesn’t change the fact that you WANT to. Full Story

Filthy Scab touch-up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2009 13:34:22 March 30, 2009 13:34:22

Because that face, that face has been busted for a while. Rough and hard and nailed too many times. Can you blame the Filthy Scab for getting a touch up? A nip there, a tuck here, several shots all over… She’s DEFINITELY had some work done. And it’s not just the fringe. The eyes look especially fresh, non? Too bad you can’t face-lift a vagina. Full Story

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Thinnification of Russell Crowe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2009 12:29:20 March 30, 2009 12:29:20

He’s scheduled to start shooting that Robin Hood movie soon – still no confirmation as to his role. This is Russell Crowe sneaking out of the Empire Awards last night in London looking much leaner than he has in… well… years. Be honest. He’s been portly for a while. It’s amazing how they can drop weight so quickly when it’s time to get to work. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2009 12:04:00 March 30, 2009 12:04:00

Do a lunge and a chest pump today in honour of this (Dlisted)

Is it just me or does she look like a man? (Hollywood Tuna)

Baby beauty-off: Nahla or the Chosen One? (Just Jared)

All the Beckhams in one place (Pop Sugar)

Fergie gets her abs back for her birthday (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

A child wants 4 children (INO)

Why KFed Jr must work (Cele|bitchy)

Check it out – Rocco has a Mohawk (ICYDK)

Wine and Mimi Cheese with a straw (A Socialite's Life)

Ambulance at the Marmont…do you believe it’s just “abdominal”? (PopEater)