Robo Androgynous

August 4, 2008 06:19:46 Posted at August 4, 2008 06:19:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I was wrong. When she wore skinnys last week, I was wrong in saying she could read, read what we’ve been saying about these jeans. Because the jeans are back. The jeans are here to stay. The Robobride androgynous jeans are now an intrinsic part of KatE Holmes. Just like her ass awful hair. And her geriatric style. Full Story

What’s the common denominator?

August 4, 2008 06:02:00 Posted at August 4, 2008 06:02:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The moment you’ve been waiting for… Hello Magazine purchased the European rights to the Pitt Family photos and, of course, as you know, People Magazine secured the exclusives in North America. Note the People cover – what’s the common denominator? The parents, the Twin Wonders, and the Chosen One too! As for the other three? Totally irrelevant. Full Story

August 4, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

August 4, 2008 05:59:55 Posted at August 4, 2008 05:59:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 30th Birthday Maura in Halifax! It’s the best decade ever! To Pat (and Harry) – Enjoy your first anniversary. Together. Love, Lizanne. And for B Karimian – I know Sundays are lonely, you poor thing. Hang in there… I’m here for you. And my voice too. WIth love, this Chinese bitch. Full Story

Friday, August 1, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Jonny Buckland and Chris Martin from Coldplay stopped by eTalk yesterday for a 45 minute interview with Ben Mulroney and Tanya Kim that aired last night on the show prior to their 2nd performance in Toronto. Have heard from many of you who went to the first…and were thrilled.

Yesterday they also did not disappoint. Particularly noteworthy: Chris Martin spent a very healthy amount of time signing autographs after appearing on camera. Sadly, many of his contemporaries would NOT have done the same. Chris however seemed to be in excellent spirits. And he also genuinely appreciated the fanfare.

Another cute moment: if you watched the show, you’ll recall Tanya took a fan question at one point – a young man stood up to ask about Brian Eno and then seized the moment for his band: Can my band open for you tonight?

What you didn’t see on tv was that Jonny and Chris made sure that the intrepid aspiring musician was introduced to Coldplay’s tour manager afterwards. He was over the moon… and they were trying to work something out.

Cute, non?

Some exclusive photos attached.

Friday – am posting all day. And it’s a long weekend for some people in Canada. Enjoy it!!!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Unpaid bills is not about Tori Spelling and her golddigging piece of sh*t prick of a husband Kevin Federline Junior.

PPS. Thank you SO much for sending your recipes in response to the Essence of Beef & Tomato. It was a cool, dreary night in Vancouver... guess what we had for dinner?

BJ in the city

August 1, 2008 12:48:09 Posted at August 1, 2008 12:48:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Beyonce and Jay-Z sighted last night in New York after dinner at the Spotted Pig. LOVE it when B goes casual. Look how tight she looks in a simple white tee and jeans. When Duana and I were in LA a couple of weeks ago, we walked into a store on Third and literally turned on our heels and walked right back out when the first thing we saw inside was a sign for her clothing line House of DeSh*ts. Full Story

Pippy at the Kodak?

August 1, 2008 11:53:00 Posted at August 1, 2008 11:53:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First…a disclaimer. The following was reported by the National Enquirer. Still, it’s more accurate than In Touch or Life & Style. Or those dipsh*t sources claiming that Lance Armstrong ditched Kate Hudson because she’s too “needy”. Full Story

Hi Rumey!

August 1, 2008 09:52:00 Posted at August 1, 2008 09:52:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’ve missed her. What? You mean you haven’t? My Rumer went shopping yesterday looking so very cute in all the right angles. Love the little jumper. Love the shoes. And the bag. And the hair. Even the little glove. Rumer Willis has a new movie coming out later this month. The House Bunny with Anna Faris who I always confuse with Emma Stone…who also happens to be in The House Bunny. Full Story

Even the Dark Knight eats cheese

August 1, 2008 09:15:51 Posted at August 1, 2008 09:15:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thanks for this Jacquie! A little fun on a Friday. It’s Christian Bale working out his Hoff side. Even Christian Bale has a Hoff side! A couple of years ago, just before the Christmas break, I ran a Spirit of the Hoff contest on this site, challenging blog visitors to submit pictures of celebrities who most embodied the Hoff. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

August 1, 2008 08:58:12 Posted at August 1, 2008 08:58:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Godfather Golden Showers (Dlisted )

VS gone wild, the world is not fair (Hollywood Tuna )

Bitch…get a room! And a JOB while you’re at it! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Defending a perverted parent pimp (INO )

Would you stay at the Filthy Scab Hotel? (Holy Moly )

Mamma Ebola was a drunk? (Cele|bitchy )

Will he bring Little Sci to court? (IDLYITW )

She couldn’t stop at just one enhancement. Greedy tits = Ghetto tits (Pop Sugar )

She can read!

August 1, 2008 08:35:00 Posted at August 1, 2008 08:35:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

MUCH better. So.Much.Better. This is Katie Holmes today in NYC, thankfully NOT wearing those jeans. You know those jeans. Perhaps she perused the internets? Perhaps Posh called her to give a girl a tip? Hell nah. Full Story

Change your plans on Sunday

August 1, 2008 08:17:40 Posted at August 1, 2008 08:17:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What will every Brangelunatic be doing on Sunday at 7pm EST? Hovering over the computer, of course. Probably hovering all weekend, counting down the hours, the minutes, the seconds. Until the unveiling. When they will receive their blessings from the Holy Jolie Twins on the cover of People Magazine. Full Story