Unpaid Bills

July 31, 2008 08:11:00 Posted at July 31, 2008 08:11:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You’d think they’d be liquid, you know? Flush from the funds of so many different projects, across so many different mediums, by so many different sources. But that’s the thing with celebrities. They’re richer than we are, to be sure, but some of them really aren’t THAT rich, especially when you factor in the lifestyle. Full Story

Tweak Before Shopping

July 31, 2008 07:40:59 Posted at July 31, 2008 07:40:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s not that she’s cold. She couldn’t have been cold for 10 years on the set of Friends. It’s that she loves the attention. She lives for the attention. She is turned on by the attention. It’s the only stimulus that gets her going. Which explains the tit for tat with the Pitts. Full Story

But where’s the witch boil???

July 31, 2008 07:15:40 Posted at July 31, 2008 07:15:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First they said she removed it, then her people claimed she didn’t. Do you see it? Never mind the marriage to Dandy – THIS is the burning question. While we’re at it though… as you recall, it was reported last week that Matthew Broderick had been caught cheating on SJP. Reasons why the story didn’t receive much traction: 1. Full Story

Sadness? Hardly

July 31, 2008 06:57:16 Posted at July 31, 2008 06:57:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When news broke yesterday that Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong had split, Us Weekly described the situation as one that was full of “sadness”. Sadness? Kate Hudson? Please. Kate Hudson moves on. Kate Hudson doesn’t cry in a corner eating cookies. Kate Hudson is a player. This is why Kate Hudson is amazing. Full Story

It’s Alive!

July 31, 2008 06:53:00 Posted at July 31, 2008 06:53:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can you feel the rain? The rain on the rowboat? The crazy McGoslings are watching The Notebook. Which they do every day. Only the difference between today and every other day is hope. There is hope. Hope is alive! Ryan Gosling DJ’d at the Green Door in Hollywood on Tuesday night. Slipping out the back door with him as he left was none other than Rachel McAdams. Full Story

July 31, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 31, 2008 06:50:46 Posted at July 31, 2008 06:50:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Sandra – it is absolutely NOT wrong. Happy Birthday! And forget about what’s happening this weekend. Seriously, it’s a good thing. It will happen for you later. Promise. To Robin – good luck with the move back to PEI. The Law Girls want you to know you will be dearly missed! Congratulations to Wendy T in Calgary from Leslie and Adrienne. Full Story

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Dear Gossips,

So? Did you see?  Not to worry…am told it’s not all scary and sh*ts. In addition to finding horcruxes, Book 6 was all about hormones. Lavender Brown! Snort.

It’s been a week since we’ve sighted the Pitts, the Chosen One, the Holy Twins, and those three other poor kids nobody ever cares enough about. Brangelunatics must be suffering, hmmmm? To soothe their souls, Gallery of the Absurd has crafted them a gift. Click here if you’ve never had the pleasure of encountering the kind of crazy these people are capable of. It will make your life.

Wednesday, blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,


Midsummer Rossum

July 30, 2008 16:11:36 Posted at July 30, 2008 16:11:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know I was just thinking to myself the other day – we’ve been blessed by many consecutive weeks, almost the entire summer actually, without any Rossum. Perhaps sensing this, Rossum is back, and punishing us for lost time in the worst way with a triple dose of the special sugar-raping brand of nasty ass nausea only she can deliver. Full Story

Tabloid Wars: Preparing for The Twins

July 30, 2008 12:00:41 Posted at July 30, 2008 12:00:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

JustJared is reporting that the Holy Jolie Twins have been sold to People Magazine. As such, every other publication is bracing for annihilation, pumping out salacious covers in the hopes of banking as much money as they can before the double deity double issue stagnates their sales. Full Story

No Hags in the Sisterhood

July 30, 2008 11:20:24 Posted at July 30, 2008 11:20:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ali and Dina Lohan managed to scam their way into the Sisterhood 2 premiere the other night. Their show is sucking ass…they needed the publicity. Who the f&ck are those morons are wanting Ali’s autograph??? I want you to look at that child’s French manicure. Those long ass clip-on claws. Full Story