Thom at Nobu

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2009 06:44:00 September 29, 2009 06:44:00

He’s very rarely papped. But he rarely goes to Nobu in Malibu which is where Thom Yorke was photographed the other day for dinner. Been looking for a black leather cuff like his for a long time. They never fit my wrist. I have small wrists. Jacek says he’s grossed out sometimes by what he calls my “bird hands”. Full Story

September 29, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2009 06:34:23 September 29, 2009 06:34:23

Happy 32nd Birthday Catherine! What a year with Juliet and a new life! Cindy says she knows you’ll make it, sending a big hug and best wishes for an amazing day to kickstart an amazing year. Congrats to Cindy M, Belinda B, Dale T, Jennifer V, and Tanya C for winning a copy of Shinan's Bold Face Names, and to Natalie E for winning the IT Lounge gift bag. Full Story

Monday, September 28, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Megan Fox on Saturday Night Live was a giant bust. It wasn’t entirely her fault. After all, they do write for the guest. But if the guest doesn’t inspire…

Kinda like playing chicken or egg.

At the end of it all however Megan was upstaged by the “f-cking”. New cast member Jenny Slate inadvertently let one fly during a late show skit resulting in the predictable overreaction by the MiniVan Majority and some kind of ruling by the FCC because The Swears on network television contradicts our Family Values.

But it’s totally ok to watch a tv show in which a bachelor/ette sh-ts on the sanctity of marriage by making out with as many people as possible on camera before proposing during the season finale. Also, the biggest story in entertainment this weekend was that Kardashian wedding. This, to me, is much more offensive than The Swears at any time of day or night.

It’s Monday – am online all day. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Many, many thanks for your birthday messages over email on Twitter! The weekend, it’s blurry…

The Passion of The Beaver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2009 16:26:30 September 28, 2009 16:26:30

Too easy. And there are more. I’m sure you can think of a few. It’s Mel Gibson on set in NY with his hand shoved up a stuffed beaver filming a movie called The Beaver. No doubt it’ll be an Oscar contender. Actually… His old friend Jodie Foster is directing it. The Beaver probably won’t suck. Full Story

It’s too early

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2009 13:46:26 September 28, 2009 13:46:26

Am not complaining about seeing adorable photos of Hugh Jackman with his wife and children at the pumpkin patch. Not at all. Am complaining however about how early the Halloween decorations go up. Last week I saw them everywhere: witch masks at the drug store, haunted house displays at the grocery, and it’s not even October. Full Story

Coop moves up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2009 12:01:55 September 28, 2009 12:01:55

The Hangover is the highest grossing R rated comedy of all time, replacing Beverly Hills Cop which held the record for nearly 25 years. Bradley Cooper moves in a different circle now. So he’s apparently ditching his old place and looking to buy a new one. This is Bradley checking out real estate in LA on the weekend. Full Story

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Jackson Rathbone’s Half Way Party

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2009 11:14:00 September 28, 2009 11:14:00

And he gets even sexier. Jackson Rathbone and band 100 Monkeys hosted a private party on Saturday night in Vancouver at the Players Chophouse. Here is an exclusive copy of the invitation. The date stamp KILLS me. You will note… The open bar. All class. One of my pet peeves in life: Cash Bar At A Wedding. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2009 10:24:51 September 28, 2009 10:24:51

Watching it online puts the quiver in overdrive. Can you imagine in person? (Dlisted)

Kate Beckinsale: at the playground in heels and a purple clutch (Hollywood Tuna)

Christian Bale is eating again (Just Jared)

Are there no other ways to pose with flowers? (The Superficial)

Nicole Richie: post natal short shorts (Pop Sugar)

Right. This story drops the day before the album does. Coincidence or conspiracy? (Cele|bitchy)

This bitch tries harder than Phoebe Price (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Best line ever: you know I’ll eat your pork (The Fab Life)

How Johnny Depp saved Courtney Love (Popeater)

Prince William style inspiration: LIMP (ASL)

George, his piece and his banana

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2009 09:34:54 September 28, 2009 09:34:54

Making good on his promise to help galvanise the Italian community devastated by the earthquake last spring, George Clooney is there to work on a new film called A Very Private Gentleman. After spending some time in LA following TIFF, with Elisabetta Canalis at his side, George and his whitewashed piece of a fiery ass were photographed on set this weekend. Full Story

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Skinny clinger rushes home

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2009 09:17:33 September 28, 2009 09:17:33

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel, ever shrinking in her quest to more resemble Keira Knightley and Natalie Portman, on Saturday leaving Vancouver after only 2 days in town for A-Team rushing back to LA to re-attach herself to Justin Timberlake. While she was away, JT hooked up with his boys for a night out at Crown Bar. Full Story

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Work those hips

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2009 07:45:00 September 28, 2009 07:45:00

Gerard Butler need not worry. About his career, yes. But about his pants problem? Not as much as Brendan Fraser. Last week I posited that Gerry’s pants were the most embarrassing in the business. That was before Brendan arrived at LAX looking like this. His are the mature version of Robert Pattinson’s mothering hips. Full Story