Talking to Dad

July 29, 2008 10:21:22 Posted at July 29, 2008 10:21:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A very good friend of mine - her father is as hilarious as my mother. He once objected to her attending a sleepover during middle school because "what if father is rapist?" Amazing, non? Similarly, when I was visiting my parents in Toronto last year - I was 33 at the time - my mother insisted on staying on the phone with me the entire ride. Full Story

The Worst Feet

July 29, 2008 08:48:42 Posted at July 29, 2008 08:48:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lara – this is for you. It’s our shamef&ck, Ed Westwick, at the Sisterhood premiere last night oozing his signature smarm. I can’t… I can’t… I can’t look at this without covering my face. And grimacing. Because the feet. The turned out feet. And the short legs in skinny jeans. Full Story

The Best Blake

July 29, 2008 08:35:00 Posted at July 29, 2008 08:35:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Maxi dress on a tall girl…makes such a difference. Even though I wish I could see her feet. Check out the best Blake Lively in a while last night on the carpet at the Sisterhood premiere. She glows, yes, she glows all over. But for me it’s the hair. Braids are my thing. A new variation on braids! Squee! Blake was supported last night by several co-stars including Leighton Meester who, at only 22, clearly understands girl code better than Victoria Beckham. Full Story

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Spon`d Smut:Second Cup - Strwbry Lemonade Smoothy

July 29, 2008 08:27:00 Posted at July 29, 2008 08:27:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember that killer episode of the Office was when Michael assigned Dwight to pick (slash) the Health Benefit plan? In typical moron Michael fashion, he tries to sell it as a big surprise and when his big surprise is finally revealed, naturally everyone tells him to take a hike. So he changes track and promises the real “big surprise” at the end of the day. Full Story

American Gorgessity

July 29, 2008 07:14:55 Posted at July 29, 2008 07:14:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ridiculous, crazy gorgessity. This is America Ferrera at the NY premiere last night of the Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants 2. Have you read them? The Pants are the anti-Hills. The anti-Paris Hilton. And the Pants aren’t boy crazy or shoe crazy. The Pants are all about your girls. I love the Pants. Full Story

The Anti-Freeze

July 29, 2008 07:06:52 Posted at July 29, 2008 07:06:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Maternity fashion is so cute these days. Here’s Naomi Watts, pregnant with her second, out with her first yesterday in New York. Naomi, of course, is/was besties with Nicole Kidman, who seems to be having a hard time convincing you that she really was pregnant. Naomi on the other hand…well, for starters, Naomi’s face actually moves. Full Story

July 29, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 29, 2008 06:54:18 Posted at July 29, 2008 06:54:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Celia on your last day at the office before heading back to Fredericton – good luck and all the best! And congratulations on UNB. You will be missed in Ottawa. Congratulations JengJeng on the engagement to the man of your dreams! And this is for Lauren H, 12 years old, who shaved her head on June 20th at a relay for life, donating all of her hair to children with cancer. Full Story

Monday, July 28, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Yet another child star became unhinged this weekend, trying to kill people with his car. Yay for child stardom! Perhaps an exception to the rule though – Natalie Portman…and child stars raised outside of North America. Away from Hollywood.

What are the chances Emma Watson will NOT be popped for DUI one day. I say pretty good. You? Here she is, soooo promisingly beautiful, at some hoity toity polo event this weekend in London, surrounded by eligible bachelors.

Sigh. November 21, 2008 … do we really have to wait so long for the Half Blood Prince?!?!?

It’s Monday, am back home in Vancouver and blogging all day. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis are not in crisis.

PPS. Bad hair and bug-eyed is not Shia LaBeouf. Also not Joaquin Phoenix.

Hello Kitty Dark Knight

July 28, 2008 12:51:37 Posted at July 28, 2008 12:51:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Christian Bale and my Maggie G, in Tokyo to promote The Dark Knight, resplendent in orange. TDK is on pace to break every record known to Shiloh, and you bet your boob job all the Hello Kitties will help it get there. Cartoons, capes, and anything American…they will wait in line for a week. As a result of its astounding box office, TDK is now being bandied about as a potential contender for Best Picture. Full Story

Hitting Hot Harry’s Hot Seconds

July 28, 2008 12:48:51 Posted at July 28, 2008 12:48:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember last year Hot Harry on a Horse was doing some army training in Calgary and he hooked up with a few tarty skanks at Cowboys? It’s the establishment where women who work there shove their titties in mens’ faces for extra tips. Anyway… turns out life is kinda the sh*ts for Smith Jerrod, even after the success of the Sex & the City movie because Jason Lewis has resorted to getting paid for low budget appearances AFTER the release of the film. Full Story