No Situation for a year and a day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2009 11:59:44 March 27, 2009 11:59:44

I know... He says stupid sh-t and does stupid sh-t and he’s isn’t always the best example but I’m not calling him a role model, I’m just saying he’s hot and T.I. has been sentenced to prison for a year and a day on illegal weapons charges although he says if you don’t understand his situation – not to be confused with his Situation – don’t judge him for trying to buy a machine gun. Full Story

Pip, Shelf, Opes, and capri jeans

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2009 10:46:23 March 27, 2009 10:46:23

A new round of break up rumours surrounding Shelfy and her lifeline... OK! Magazine is reporting that she can’t handle his flirting and that he’s been telling his friends that he’s trying to ease out of the relationship slowly. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2009 10:33:00 March 27, 2009 10:33:00

You don’t want to see Julia Roberts movies? Really? Are you sure about that? (Dlisted)

Too much meth? Or too much weave? (Hollywood Tuna)

Granny Freeze sold to India! (Just Jared)

Brody Jenner > Chris Brown (Pop Sugar)

Filthy Scab tries to join the MiniVan (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Cutest baby on Twitter (INO)

Lindsay Lohan in 5 years? (Cele|bitchy)

Is he trying to be Robert Pattinson too? (ICYDK)

Bless the dude who punked off Ebola! (PopEater)

Joaquin Phoenix: even his director hates him (Webster’s is my bitch)

We can hear you...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2009 10:12:53 March 27, 2009 10:12:53

Everything is ok. Rumours surfaced earlier this week – something about Pete Wentz being away from home all the time and Ashlee feeling abandoned and they’re breaking up soon, this resulting from Pete alone arriving in Australia. Photo assumption can be dangerous. This is why we must play it only in moderation, see? See? At the MTV Australia awards – look who showed up! It’s Ashlee, with her husband, totally working it for the photographers sending a message loud and clear: we want you to know that we’re still together. Full Story

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Three Bad Wolves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2009 09:20:00 March 27, 2009 09:20:00

Ok, they’re not bad. I just liked the title. Wolf sighting in Vancouver yesterday. From left to right: Chaske Spencer (Sam), Alex Meraz (Paul), and Kiowa Gordon (Embry) looking all wolfy badass but also kinda virgin paparazzi adorable... See now, I’m not a Kellan Lutz fan. He seems kinda cheesy. Full Story

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Mayer & Friends...and Fox?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2009 08:23:12 March 27, 2009 08:23:12

'One Splendid Evening with John Mayer and Friends' benefit on the new Carnival Cruise ship Carnival Splendor last night. Friends did not include Jennifer Aniston but did include Jordin Sparks, Gavin Rossdale, Eve, and even Kevin McKidd. You know him from Rome. Or, if you’re still watching that stupidness called Grey’s Anatomy, he’s currently Christina Yang’s love interest. Full Story

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Leggy Robo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2009 07:22:41 March 27, 2009 07:22:41

Not free just yet but some say she’s starting to reassert her… personality. Don’t get too optimistic. Xenu’s hold is strong and unforgiving. Ask John Travolta. We were talking about the GMD the other night, a drunken night outside a pub. What else is there to discuss? At this point I don’t think it’s so much a question of gay but of deliberate androgyny. Full Story

Cam & Tom Rom-Com?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2009 06:53:25 March 27, 2009 06:53:25

They are reportedly in negotiations to star together in a romantic comedy – Cameron Diaz and the GMD reuniting several years after playing lovers in Vanilla Sky. There are many reasons why that film didn’t work. One of them…I didn’t buy them together. Didn’t buy him with Penelope Cruz either. Full Story

Posing at the airport…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2009 06:47:39 March 27, 2009 06:47:39

For the Hello Kitties. Actually…am kinda surprised there isn’t more of a frenzy. When the GMD was in Tokyo a few weeks ago, they all lost their sh-t. And Robert Pattinson before that too. Must be a boy girl thing. No matter though. Jennifer Lopez isn’t there for the fans, she’s there for the press. Full Story

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March 27, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2009 06:35:14 March 27, 2009 06:35:14

To Ivy F – Happy 30th Birthday! Thank you for supporting my smut for so long. Wishing you a memorable weekend and a decade better than the last. Happy Birthday Christine S from Calgary! To Nicole from Laurie: 30 years of friendship, old bean. Happiest of Birthdays to you. Can't wait to ring it in with the Hydra tomorrow!! We love you! To Samm, always with 2 Ms…How about a lot of Ms? Ummmmmm…. Full Story

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Dear gossips,

Apparently I’m a bad Canadian for this story from yesterday. I know you love these and there’s really no better way to open today. Twihards are upset.

Bitch, enough is enough regarding Robert Pattinson and his stink. So what if he smells. You might too and you might not even know it. What kind of message are you sending out. You sound like an adult BULLY. Poor guy is going to have a complex and he'll have a Canadian to blame for it. Dont let your country down. Please dont represent fellow Canadians in a disrespecting manner. Believe it or not you do represent us. You know he reads this sh-t off the internet. You have a voice, use it wisely. Dont know if your even a Canadian and wont even give you the time of day to google you so please enough with the stink stuff. Its degrading and it shows your true insensitve side. Thank You. Twilight Fan, Pina D

No wonder he’s in hiding.

Thursday – am blogging between shoots and an Olympic press conference to cover for eTalk and rehearsals are starting for our live Juno Awards red carpet. Posting on the fly!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey