Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2009 11:04:46 June 8, 2009 11:04:46

Now Lilo wants to try it up there (Dlisted)

Benji Madden left these for Ebola and came away with nothing (Hollywood Tuna)

Where did Three Whiskers get this body? (Pop Sugar)

Dita’s MAJOR upgrade. Yum! (Just Jared)

Geri checks her spices. Heh. (The Superficial)

Demi Moore is into some creepy sh-t (INO)

New candidate for best tv body? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

When did Lance Armstrong grow so much hair? (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Jason Mraz has a challenge for you (ICYDK)

Twilight’s superstar of tomorrow (ASL)

Take a good look Jennifer Aniston

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2009 10:32:06 June 8, 2009 10:32:06

It’s John Stamos at the Tony Awards last night. He’ll be back on Broadway in Bye Bye Birdie with Gina Gershon in the Fall. A little orange, but otherwise so handsome, non? And seemingly ageless. And, for the hundredth f-cking time!, PERFECT for Jennifer Aniston who for some reason thinks she’s too good for him. Full Story

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Finding friends at the game

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2009 08:03:18 June 8, 2009 08:03:18

Vanessa Hudgens is off in Montreal filming a movie. And since LipGloss BlenderLegs Moist Face Zac Efron has no friends, he had to put in some man time at the Laker game last night. It’s actually rather endearing, seeing his face light up when the big boys pay attention to him. Reminds me of David Silver from the original 90210. Full Story

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A Wolf at the MMVAs?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2009 07:45:00 June 8, 2009 07:45:00

Exclusive And a Vampire too? I hear that you'll be able to hear the screaming at 299 Queen West, MuchMusic Headquarters, reverberating around the world on June 21 because not only are the Vagina Virgins co-hosting, sources tell me Taylor Lautner will be presenting too! Easy Twi-hards...don't f-cking trample each other in line for wristbands now. Full Story

Granny goes missing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2009 07:24:31 June 8, 2009 07:24:31

She was supposed to present at the Tony Awards last night but … did you see Granny Freeze? I did not see Granny Freeze. Then again, I was flipping back and forth between the show and the Laker game but a photo search does not turn up a Granny Freeze either, although they papped her on her way there, in a summer dress, playing it all demure and delicate. Full Story

Tony Queens

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2009 06:50:36 June 8, 2009 06:50:36

Elton opened the show and yes… that was Poison at the Tony Awards. POISON! Last night’s Tonys were all about the Queens. The Queens are holding up beautifully. Was really, really hoping for a Dolly/Liza/Elton photo opportunity but unfortunately, not even the Secret Service could make that sh-t happen. Full Story

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Manslinger Week 3

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2009 06:27:51 June 8, 2009 06:27:51

Get over it already. This is Kate Hudson with Alex Rodriguez the other night leaving the 40/40 club separately but totally on their way to f-ck. She’s also been going to the games, sometimes with Ryder, sometimes without, obviously still besotted with his juiced up body. It will pass for Kate, as it always does, but f-ck. Full Story

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Can I be your hag?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2009 06:17:46 June 8, 2009 06:17:46

NPH f-cking killed last night. Even in his shiny suit. Even though they could only afford one suit for him. He should host everything. This show could not be gayerIf Liza was named mayorAnd Elton John took flight…. Love him SO much. Here are a few photos of Neil Patrick Harris on stage and on the carpet with his boyfriend David Burtka. Full Story

Friday, June 5, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Quick clarification about S.M.U.T.: it’s in Toronto. June 23. Half the tickets were already reserved yesterday. Thank you for your enthusiastic support! If you want to come, please decide soon! Click here, hit “upcoming events’ and join us for a night of gossip, um, beverages, and last year one of the guests made out with a hot barely dressed male model. Just saying…

So last week after a horrible dream in which my husband was the biggest dick asshole ever, I woke him up by punching him in the arm at 4:30am to let him know I was angry. This is irrational, yes. But they’re so vivid! Like it actually happened, and I was actually really really upset.

Same thing last night. Except in my dream I was on a train sitting across from Hugh Dancy. And he was the sweetest, sexiest man ever. Hugh Dancy is NEVER on my radar…..? Now I’m totally f-cking in love and want to throw him on the Freebie Five. Weird.

It’s Friday. New posts all day – Porny came out to play! So did Shelfy’s crazy ass.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey