GMD Jolie Waxy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2009 11:45:14 January 20, 2009 11:45:14

He’s in Berlin promoting Valkyrie which has grossed almost $80 million domestically so far, already recouping its production budget and therefore NOT a Fail. Much of this success is due to the non stop pimp of his new physique and his accompanying fresh face. A face that looked kinda Jolie-esque waxy as he posed today at the photocall. Full Story

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Consolation Cover

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2009 11:02:40 January 20, 2009 11:02:40

US Vogue is the end all and be all of magazine covers. And you know, she’s been denied. But all’s not lost. How about a bronze medal? As Michelle, Duana, and I discovered last Fall, Russia is the new fierce. We fell in LOVE with Russians Full Story

The First Dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2009 10:48:00 January 20, 2009 10:48:00

It’s a hot topic today! Almost as hot as his very sharp words. First Lady Michelle Obama’s dress… you likey? I likey so much. Maybe it’s because I’m Chinese. It’s gold, bold, and strong. Duana called it chartreuse. My buggy eyes saw gold. Am a big fan. And on a day when we’ve all blubbered just a little – I started wailing when his lines were messed up and she gave him that knowing, loving, private look a wife gives a husband – how about a little romance too? Click here Full Story

Alex P Keaton changes parties

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2009 10:29:23 January 20, 2009 10:29:23

Michael J Fox was spotted last night in Washington celebrating President Obama’s inauguration. Alex P Keaton no longer a Young Republican. Hee. Family Ties memories are always good ones. And after all these years, Michael J Fox is still just as popular. Seriously, it’s not just this occasion, everywhere he goes, they love him. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2009 10:21:50 January 20, 2009 10:21:50

Don’t interrupt the Queen!!! (Dlisted)

Remember Paul Walker? Me neither (Hollywood Tuna)

Sugar terror at Sundance (Just Jared)

Sequins, leather pants, and a dumbass (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Becks: his hotness grows with his hair (Pop Sugar)

Slumdog Sexpot! (Popoholic)

Ebola Van Gogh (INO)

Does Scarjo looked stoned? (Holy Moly)

Vagina Virgins losing their panties (The Blemish)

Brad Pitt on dying and crying (Cele|bitchy)

Pippy swaggers!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2009 09:58:28 January 20, 2009 09:58:28

So you know the Mighty Opes has been taping her show this weekend from Washington in honour of President Barack Obama’s Inauguration. Some high profile celebrities have come to visit and more are expected. Those who weren’t able to drop in sent video messages. Like Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake. Full Story

Inauguration entourage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2009 08:54:22 January 20, 2009 08:54:22

Not a secret, this is a high maintenance woman. She was at the Latino Inaugural gala the night before in an updo and a blue gown, last night it was the Artists & Athletes Inaugural Ball where Lopez put on a bedazzled gold dress and wavy locks curled just so. As change sweeps Washington, in sweeps her team of coiffeurs, stylists, dressers, makeup artists, nail technicians, eyelash installers…how many people you reckon accompanied JLo to DC for this trip? For sure she’ll hit a ball or two tonight. Full Story

Rumey’s leading role

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2009 06:59:57 January 20, 2009 06:59:57

Rumer Willis worked steadily in 2008. Her roles may not have been principle ones, far from actually, or very prestigious, but she’s working nonetheless. She’s a working actor. And she’ll begin work on her first leading role in just a few weeks. It’s called Slightly Single in LA Full Story

Mrs Brady-to-be

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2009 06:56:57 January 20, 2009 06:56:57

Gisele went home to Brazil the other day, walked the runway at Sao Paolo fashion week. Not exactly tops on Anna Wintour’s radar but G is nothing if not loyal though she’d probably never wear those jeans off the catwalk. The newly engaged Gisele would not comment on her wedding but her ass said it all to me: she’s marrying Tom Brady. Full Story

January 20, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2009 06:52:49 January 20, 2009 06:52:49

Congratulations to Nat W on your amazing year! CIS National Championships for UVIC in field hockey, a trip to Ireland, first international games, and now training with the national team in Vancouver! You made the right decision! Love from Katie, Ange, and Amy  Full Story

Monday, January 19, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Between Washington and Park City, Utah, Hollywood will be a quiet town until after the inauguration. This of course is why the Academy chose not to announce Oscar nominations on traditional Tuesday, opting instead for a Thursday reveal this year. Who can compete with President Barack Obama?

Various photos attached of celebrities at events in Washington this weekend leading up to tomorrow’s historic moment.

I could look at Shakira all day. She’s SO cute! Also Beyonce singing America the Beautiful. Too bad she’s a dog-hating asshole.

And the bastardisation of Sundance continues… more on that later.

Monday – am online all day to kick off what promises to be a very busy week. Check back often!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Please forgive site performance today, and hit "F5" or refresh on your browser if things look funny. We were working on a few upgrades this weekend and have yet to finish. Sorry!

Photos from Wenn.com

Beyonce performing America the Beautiful