Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2009 11:10:25 February 12, 2009 11:10:25

My uterus just committed suicide (Dlisted)

I officially hate this desperate bitch (Hollywood Tuna)

Edward Cullen was supposed to have long hair (Just Jared)

MKO: NYC > LA (Pop Sugar)

How Lilo drives (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Why Kenny Chesney left Renee Zellweger (INO)

Variety attacks the Brange! (Cele|bitchy)

She’s pregnant, it’s not Beckham’s baby, but she can’t stop talking about him (Holy Moly)

Even SHE looks lumpy in sateen!!! (Popoholic)

What Manslinger does in the bathroom (The Blemish)

The GMD and Denzel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2009 10:28:53 February 12, 2009 10:28:53

As I mentioned several weeks ago, due to the success of Valkyrie, the GMD’s meeting schedule suddenly stacked up quickly… And now, it’s paid off. He is fully, and officially, restored. But many skeptics didn’t think it was possible. Not impossible. In fact, it’s actually accomplished. Full Story

No longer Vagina Virgins?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2009 08:56:27 February 12, 2009 08:56:27

The Jonas Brothers sat down for an interview recently and were asked about their virgin status. Teen Now posed the question: So are you guys really vowing to stay virgins until marriage? The answers were as follows: Nick: 'No. That was something that got taken out of hand and that we wanted to keep to ourselves. Full Story

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SnapFace PoseHard hits Berlin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2009 08:23:36 February 12, 2009 08:23:36

Renee Zellweger at the photo call today for her new movie My One and Only at the Berlin Film Festival. As you can see, per usual when she’s been photographed, Renee is straining to pose. Clench baby clench! Aside from the fact that she’s visibly working out her glutes however Miss Z does look better than she has in a long time. Full Story

Mrs Punk As F-ck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2009 07:41:31 February 12, 2009 07:41:31

Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams are engaged. Her rep has confirmed the news after Mandy was spotted with a ring. You’ll recall, last July the two broke up because Ryan was too weak to deal with the paps. Then he wrote a letter Full Story

GOOPy leather shorts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2009 07:13:00 February 12, 2009 07:13:00

GOOPer attended the Two Lovers premiere in New York. I can hear you – you hate them! They’re so hideous! Sigh. Not even my G can make a high waist attractive. At the same time, at least it’s not a little black dress. And this is what she’s after. Because even though you think Gwyneth Paltrow’s ensemble looks sh-tty, the fashion people probably don’t. Full Story

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Celebrity Dumbass: Joaquin Phoenix

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2009 06:58:58 February 12, 2009 06:58:58

See? Three for three. Maybe it should be a daily feature. It’s must see TV. The video is below – Joaquin Phoenix behaving like a petulant child forced to go Aunt Mabel’s house last night with Letterman. No doubt he’s a douche. But the question this morning, on top of his recent shenanigans – the rapping, the retirement – was this just another chapter in his unfunny, ongoing F-ck You vanity project? Casey Affleck travelled with Joaquin to New York, attended the Letterman taping with him, and was seen with his camera, presumably documenting the entire awkward, embarrassing experience. Full Story

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Dear Gossips,

The Annual Contest officially kicked off yesterday and the prizes this year are amazing! Still working on your ballot? Oh…just to make things more difficult for you in a very tight race this year – click here to read more on the dark horse of the Best Actor Race. It doesn’t have to be Sean Penn or Mickey Rourke! (thanks Ritchie!) And if it were up to Harvey Weinstein, it just might be The Reader…what? This article makes it all even murkier! But don’t let that deter you from going for the win!

Enter here and take that Stella McCartney bag off my hands!

Oh Stump! You came back from the brink and stole everyone’s heart! He’s 10! He’s a senior citizen! And he’s now the new champ!

It’s Wednesday – will sum up the latest on the Rihanna/Chris Brown situation later. Also my Gwyneth’s night in white. New posts all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Photos from Wenn.com

Before I forget…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2009 16:53:26 February 11, 2009 16:53:26

I was meaning to post these a few days ago, but then the BAFTAs happened, and the Grammys, and you know, he almost got lost. But we could never lose James McAvoy! So here he is the other night in London leaving the Apollo Theatre in the West End where’s he’s performing in Three Days of Rain. Full Story

Oh Lyla, you so fine!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2009 14:59:00 February 11, 2009 14:59:00

Minka Kelly last night at a JC Penney event in New York. Damn. Derek Jeter you are a lucky man. I’ve toned down my FNL barking for a few weeks but clearly this was not a good decision…because the ratings, the ratings are not good. Even though this season’s Friday Night Lights might be even more perfect than Season 1, the hardcore are addicted, but the rest don’t care. Full Story

GOOPy thinks they’re cheesy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2009 13:17:43 February 11, 2009 13:17:43

You might hate her, but can you disagree? Gwyneth Paltrow said recently that running carpet after carpet with your husband is “cheesy” and “I mean, who wants to live like that?” Cut to Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher tonight at the Berlin Film Festival for the premiere of her film Happy Tears. Full Story

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