July 28, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 28, 2008 06:03:34 Posted at July 28, 2008 06:03:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Janice G from your sister Dianna M – hope you get the handbag of your dreams! To Kirsten F in Vancouver – you’re away I think, so I hope you get this? Happy 21st Birthday! And thank you for the last 3 years! Here’s to 3 more! To Kellie on your first wedding anniversary – have fun in Vegas celebrating with the Larson clones and Elvis! Happy Birthday to Maureen in Toronto from Crystal – good luck on the new job! To Beth who lives on the South Island of New Zealand – congratulations on your very first home with such a beautiful view of the water and the sheep. Full Story

Friday, July 25, 2008

Dear Gossips,

The crowd went bananas yesterday at Comic-Con when Hugh Jackman showed up unscheduled and unannounced, having frantically dashed over from Australia, just to tease for Wolverine. And he did not disappoint. Yum. It’s his hair, I think. His hair adds some extra quiver.

Wolverine also stars FNL hotness Taylor Kitsch who was supposed to be on hand yesterday but who apparently isn’t famous enough to be photographed. Only pictures I can find are from last week – Taylor at the TCAs, perhaps not looking his best with longer sideburns but still… it’s Tim Riggins and now Gambit too!

Friday – am blogging all day. Remember to refresh.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Am well behind on email lately...please forgive! Thank you for all your comments on the "Essences" page, smuttily sponsored by Herbal Essences - still don't know what happened to Boo.

PPS. Commitment crisis is not about Katie and Peter. Ew. Also not Gwyneth and Chris. What?!?!

PPPS. RDJ isn’t the loser with bad hair and bug-eyes. Also not Jude Law…a guess that totally makes my life. That Jude Law is automatically associated with sh*tty hair and too much blow. Hee.

Batman to Comic-Con?

July 25, 2008 11:25:00 Posted at July 25, 2008 11:25:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been a rough week. But Christian Bale is a professional. Here’s Christian Bale at Heathrow today with Emmaline…is he headed for Comic-Con? As mentioned yesterday, Terminator 4, which is promising to re-energise the franchise, will be presenting at Comic-Con this weekend. Christian was supposed to be part of the panel and Christian has a reputation for always honouring his commitments. Full Story

Rollin’ with the EuroCheese

July 25, 2008 09:28:39 Posted at July 25, 2008 09:28:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m sorry. I’m sorry to insult you. Because he sits atop many of your lists. But I can’t… How can you? Look at him??!! Never mind that he’s so purple he looks like he’s been strangled. Never mind those silver mini shorts he was wearing the other day. But definitely mind his posse. Full Story

Hot Guy makes a mistake

July 25, 2008 08:55:00 Posted at July 25, 2008 08:55:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Guy Ritchie is a sexy beast. And he was a solo sexy beast yesterday at Comic-Con promoting RocknRolla with cast members including bloaty Gerry and the Piv. Guy also took the time to make assurances that his marriage is fine “as far as (he’s) aware of”. Full Story

The Bad Gay Influence

July 25, 2008 07:55:07 Posted at July 25, 2008 07:55:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a shocking title. Because normally you’d think there really is no such thing. But Ken Paves is an anomaly. Ken Paves is, maybe, the only gay on the face of the earth whose hag always looks WORSE when he’s around. Consider the magnitude of this statement: Jessica Simpson is more attractive under the watch of her locker room stinky, football playing, jock strap wearing boyfriend than she is with her Main ‘Mo. Full Story

Downsizing means forever?

July 25, 2008 07:41:44 Posted at July 25, 2008 07:41:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady are downsizing. He has an apartment in New York that he’s just put on the market, she also has an apartment that she’s selling, and it looks like they prefer her townhouse, where they spend most of their time, and where they are photographed most often. Full Story

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Bloat & Spittle

July 25, 2008 06:53:02 Posted at July 25, 2008 06:53:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Was at the funnest dinner party with the funnest ladies the other night and the question came up: who would be your Hollywood best friend? Trish said Gerard Butler and like good judgmental bitches, we totally jumped all over her. My objection, naturally, was based solely on his spittle. As mentioned before, Gerry is a spittle-talker. Full Story

July 25, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 25, 2008 06:44:32 Posted at July 25, 2008 06:44:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Linda T! Something tells me it will be a very, very eventful day at the office. Enjoy it! Congratulations Hucky who is marrying her Golden Boy on August 9th! Lizzy, KT, and Hmac hope that your new marital responsibilities will not preclude you from keeping up on all things smutty. Word! To Jennifer – good luck at the interview today! Love, Kathleen To Sonya and Alisson – Happy twin birthdays! I know it’s been a brutal year, for Sonya especially, staying close to home. Full Story

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Ugh. Am having dinner with my mother tonight. Mother is in a foul mood. As a result of parking her ass in front of a slot machine for too many hours at Casino Niagara, she’s developed some kind of chronic neck and shoulder issue.

No casino for 2 months = torture your daughter

It began the other night – within an hour of arriving at our hotel, there she was, in our room, poking the back of my arm with her long ass fingernail: thought you said you were working out with a trainer?

Please let the day be long.

Thursday – new posts all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Sean Penn’s commitment is not in crisis.