Every Saturday night, Tina Fey keeps rocking my world. Another brilliant performance parodying Palin – did you watch?
That Tina was excellent is no surprise.
The surprise however was Anne Hathaway. Anne Hathaway is a f&cking rock star. She killed it. She totally killed it. From her self-skewering opening monologue to her exuberant farewell, during which she pronounced that it was the best week of her life, Anne Hathaway hosted one of the strongest episodes of Saturday Night Live in a long, long time.
EVERY skit was funny. EVERY skit with her in it was delightful. She was silly, she was game for anything, and the girl can act.
Suddenly I love her. And now there is no question: Lorne will ask her back. To be an SNL repeat is a huge honour. You know Lorne loves my Gwynnie too, right?
And in other New York news…
The Brangelunatics are euphoric today because their idols gave them what they wanted.
We’re all a little giddy this morning from the Pitt Porn.
Sunday smut! Enjoy!
Yours in gossip,
How much do you love that Connor Cruise is now wearing sunglasses at night? The GMD took all three of his children out for dinner last night in New York. Isabella and Connor grew up fast! Also attached – Katie and the kids this morning. As you can see, Connor is holding his baby sister’s little lamb and blankie. Full Story
Victoria Beckham took her sons to the Build a Bear Workshop yesterday, totally obliterating her own record for Most Ridiculous Mother Outfit …. This is a MALL. She’s taking her kids to the TOY STORE. She claims she HATES BEING PHOTOGRAPHED when she’s spending time with her family. Full Story
There’s Pitt Porn…and then there’s the poor second cousin. The pretenders. The Beckhams. Still… To borrow from Harry and Sally, star porn is like pizza. It’s never bad. And when the Pitts aren’t around, the Beckhams are certainly a fine substitution. Like a turkey burger, you know what I mean? Thanks to Lynsey for sending this along – “behind the scenes” footage from the Beckhams’ fragrance ad, undoubtedly completely vetted by the Posh herself to make sure to include ONLY the sexiest shots of her husband wanting her and of course most flattering angles. Full Story
Can you see her Spanx line? I can see her Spanx line! How amazing is it that Angelina Jolie has to wear Spanx too?!?! Jennifer Aniston doesn’t have to wear Spanx. Then again, Jennifer Aniston hasn’t birthed twins. Four months after Their Holy Arrival, and contrary to the theory suggested by bottom feeding rags, Angelina is not starving. Full Story
Here they are, the Brange on the carpet … How ridiculously sick are they together? Sick! They both worked autographs and did the fan thing first for almost half an hour, smiling to everyone, chatting with their hardcore public, and impressing even a jaded New York crowd accustomed to seeing superstars. Full Story
Oh there was porn, alright. There was Pitt Porn. And Pitt Porn is truly the best thing ever. Just ask the screaming fans who lined the street last night outside the Ziegfeld Theatre. They were not disappointed. Because Brad and Angelina brought their best brand of hotness to the carpet to promote The Changeling and sent everyone – from photographers to journalists to fans – swooning in the wake of their hotness. Full Story
Dove's interactive romantic comedy Waking Up Hannah has launched! My Hannah has amazing shoes. Not sure what this means but my Hannah also drops her phone inside a toddler trainer potty. Like even the universe knows about my frozen womb. Ironically enough, my Hannah says no to working on Saturday. Full Story
The occasional weekend smut is good for the soul…and the Jolie agrees. She returned last night and blew everyone out of the water.
Nobody does it better.
I posted late in the day yesterday – scroll down to get caught up.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Madonna is not being ignored. Also not Kate Beckinsale although she kicked hers not too long ago.
PPS. The site had a face lift last night. Refresh your browsers. You likey?
Jakey Gyllenhaal had dinner last night at Cipriani and left via the back door, hoping to elude photographers. Not successful. Jakey’s been in London shooting the Prince of Persia for what seems like ever while Reese has been tied up with her kids in LA. Apparently they Skype whenever they can even though the time difference makes things wonky. Full Story
Ashley Judd attended the World Youth AIDS gala last night wearing this. What is that? Why is that? Why would anyone wear that? Ashley’s career has slowed down dramatically the last few years since she married – perhaps by choice but also by reality. Head to head among her peers like Julianne Moore or Laura Linney, Naomi Watts, Salma Hayek, Halle Berry, Kate Winslet, Cate Blanchett, my Gwyneth, Renee Zellweger (and the list goes on and on and on) the truth is how would Ashley Judd ever out-act any of those ladies just mentioned? Her next feature is Tooth Fairy with The Rock…B List At Best, right? And then there was that curious little trip to rehab for emotional problems. Full Story