3 Sisters and a Dull

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2009 12:45:50 June 4, 2009 12:45:50

Am very fond of the word “dull”. Reminds me of my mother. One day last year in Toronto, my parents picked us up at the station. We were in the back seat. My husband asked her something trivial – like how her opera class went or something. Her answer, always animated: Is dow! Is dow! So dow! Jacek looked at me like, ok whatever, did she forget I don’t speak Chinese? When he wasn’t responding to her, she turned around in her seat and kept shouting it at him: So dow! Ah so dow! I was, at this point, killing myself and very unhelpful. Full Story

Where is your tailor??????

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2009 11:31:54 June 4, 2009 11:31:54

Ok enough. Bradley Cooper is a hot piece, no doubt. And he has great hair. But there’s a pants problem going on. They’re either too tight – as evidenced in Toronto – or too f-cking short, as evidenced this morning at Regis & Kelly. Like, it’s practically capri length! I will see The Hangover this weekend. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2009 10:49:00 June 4, 2009 10:49:00

Chicken Fried BooBoos > that Cyrus child (Dlisted)

Asian rub’n’tug in a bikini is also my celebrity doppelganger. But just the face. My body isn’t close. F-ck. (Hollywood Tuna)

Halle glows in white (Just Jared)

The only way Zac Efron can find men to be friends with (The Superficial)

Gwen Stefani can wear white pants (Pop Sugar)

It’s a matter of personal taste, of course, but I… couldn’t do this (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Porny’s sister needs friends too (INO)

Becks loves pork ass (Towleroad)

Jacek loves Cameron’s perfect teardrop from the side (Popoholic)

Does every minute of her vacation need to be documented??? (The Blemish)

Emma 6 weeks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2009 10:01:22 June 4, 2009 10:01:22

Emma Watson dressed up in London last night for a Rodarte party. Want her dress. Sigh. Still 6 weeks to go. They previewed a clip at the Movie Awards on Sunday but it was highly unsatisfactory. Like, we’ve seen it all in the trailers already. Hurts to say but it was kinda weak. Not the actual scene but the fact that there was nothing new. Full Story

GOOPy GOOPa Barcelona

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2009 09:33:54 June 4, 2009 09:33:54

It’s GOOP Thursday! Today’s issue: Gwyneth Paltrow’s Barcelona recommendations. This one I care about. Because I haven’t been and have always wanted to go. Finally a keeper instead of recipes and child rearing tips. Click here Full Story

They’re learning

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2009 08:43:08 June 4, 2009 08:43:08

So young and already learning how to navigate the Hollywood landscape. Last week I reported exclusively that Taylor Lautner broke up with Selena Gomez. Click here Full Story

Twi-Fight at Blockbuster

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2009 08:21:12 June 4, 2009 08:21:12

You all love the lunatic twi-hard hate mail. Unfortunately they haven’t been very creative lately. Angry and upset, yes. But not creative. How about a lunatic twi-hard catfight? Can I offer you one of those? Received this from a long time reader coincidentally called Rob from way back during the newsletter days, right? Thanks for the support! Anyway, Rob was at Blockbuster last night and saw this go down. Full Story

Granny at the Goodwill!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2009 08:12:00 June 4, 2009 08:12:00

Oh the magic of moviemaking! When else would you see Grandma Freeze dumping sh-t off at the Goodwill? Gran is shooting Rabbit Hole in New York, filmed a scene today in Queens. There was a rumour floating around earlier this week that she was looking to adopt from Vietnam. Some Vietnamese official started it. Full Story

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Single Orange Female

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2009 07:58:31 June 4, 2009 07:58:31

Samantha Ronson in working in London this week. Lindsay Lohan showed up in London this week. Word is she arranged her schedule and booked a photo shoot conveniently for when Sam was there, staying at a hotel just down the street. So last night, Sam heads to Bungalow 8 with her brother and some friends. Full Story

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Shelfy’s legs on Letterman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2009 07:27:18 June 4, 2009 07:27:18

Shelfy has turned up the hustle this week. She’ll be on Ellen, she’ll be on Fallon, and last night she was on Letterman. Showed up in a short skirt and showed off a pair of lovely legs. Up top though… Maybe not the most flattering blouse? Looks shapeless through the middle. But whatever. Full Story

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June 4, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2009 07:15:01 June 4, 2009 07:15:01

Happy Birthday Manon! Will be writing about Joshua Jackson later today – with photos as your gift! Sending the luck of the Irish to Sally M - You are going to rawk that exam! Raising a pint in your honour of your brilliance, Steph C Finally… It’s been 20 years.  Full Story