Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Dear Gossips,

So Jennifer Aniston showed up at Villa on Saturday night with John Mayer. At Villa! Where the girls from The Hills go to party. Wonder if she was seated next to Lauren Conrad? This totally makes my life. I would pay to watch Jennifer Aniston squirm and touch her hair incessantly at Villa.

Here’s her boyfriend yesterday shopping at Fred Segal. British tabloids have compared his new look to David Beckham’s.


It takes more than a buzzed head and a few tattoos to make up for the limp dick lyrics and the whiny bitch who lives inside.

Tuesday – new posts throughout the day. Remember to refresh!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Tobey Maguire’s commitment is not in crisis.

PPS. Mike Myers is not bad haired and bug-eyed. Also not Jonathan Rhys Meyers.

Rounding out the Sisterhood

July 29, 2008 15:54:00 Posted at July 29, 2008 15:54:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And finally... the fourth piece of the Pants – Tibby, played by Amber Tamblyn who is following the recent jumpsuit trend but maybe not with the results of Gwyneth and Maggie before her. Still…the Sisterhood is not about style. Simply put, the Sisterhood is about 4 girls who love each other. Full Story

This is Tom Riddle

July 29, 2008 13:17:22 Posted at July 29, 2008 13:17:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If the name means nothing to you, skip to the next. You won’t care. But many, many, many of you DO care. Because we love Harry Potter. And the brand new trailer for the Half Blood Prince drops tonight. Yay! Among the juicy reveals – a first look at Tom Riddle. Creepy, right? Of course. This is the boy who will go on to become the Dark Lord Voldemort. Full Story

Before Hayden…

July 29, 2008 12:32:00 Posted at July 29, 2008 12:32:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There was Alexis. Alexis and Milo Ventimiglia, remember? Many of you feel about Gilmore Girls the way I feel about Friday Night Lights. Including my friend Duana. I think she still has episodes of it on her PVR. And even though I was too late to the bandwagon, I can understand the devotion to a beautifully written, underrated underdog and, by extension, the actors you grow to love on those shows. Full Story

Australia’s true queen

July 29, 2008 11:52:18 Posted at July 29, 2008 11:52:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Granny Freeze likes to think of herself as Nicole Kidman, Queen of Australia but please…we all know the truth. And the truth is this: Gran isn’t even worthy of holding Cate’s umbrella. Cate Blanchett and her husband Andrew Upton attended the Helpmann Awards the other night – as you can see, Cate is clearly still breast feeding. Full Story

Talking to Dad

July 29, 2008 10:21:22 Posted at July 29, 2008 10:21:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A very good friend of mine - her father is as hilarious as my mother. He once objected to her attending a sleepover during middle school because "what if father is rapist?" Amazing, non? Similarly, when I was visiting my parents in Toronto last year - I was 33 at the time - my mother insisted on staying on the phone with me the entire ride. Full Story

The Worst Feet

July 29, 2008 08:48:42 Posted at July 29, 2008 08:48:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lara – this is for you. It’s our shamef&ck, Ed Westwick, at the Sisterhood premiere last night oozing his signature smarm. I can’t… I can’t… I can’t look at this without covering my face. And grimacing. Because the feet. The turned out feet. And the short legs in skinny jeans. Full Story

The Best Blake

July 29, 2008 08:35:00 Posted at July 29, 2008 08:35:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Maxi dress on a tall girl…makes such a difference. Even though I wish I could see her feet. Check out the best Blake Lively in a while last night on the carpet at the Sisterhood premiere. She glows, yes, she glows all over. But for me it’s the hair. Braids are my thing. A new variation on braids! Squee! Blake was supported last night by several co-stars including Leighton Meester who, at only 22, clearly understands girl code better than Victoria Beckham. Full Story

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Spon`d Smut:Second Cup - Strwbry Lemonade Smoothy

July 29, 2008 08:27:00 Posted at July 29, 2008 08:27:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember that killer episode of the Office was when Michael assigned Dwight to pick (slash) the Health Benefit plan? In typical moron Michael fashion, he tries to sell it as a big surprise and when his big surprise is finally revealed, naturally everyone tells him to take a hike. So he changes track and promises the real “big surprise” at the end of the day. Full Story

American Gorgessity

July 29, 2008 07:14:55 Posted at July 29, 2008 07:14:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ridiculous, crazy gorgessity. This is America Ferrera at the NY premiere last night of the Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants 2. Have you read them? The Pants are the anti-Hills. The anti-Paris Hilton. And the Pants aren’t boy crazy or shoe crazy. The Pants are all about your girls. I love the Pants. Full Story