So Jennifer Aniston showed up at Villa on Saturday night with John Mayer. At Villa! Where the girls from The Hills go to party. Wonder if she was seated next to Lauren Conrad? This totally makes my life. I would pay to watch Jennifer Aniston squirm and touch her hair incessantly at Villa.
Here’s her boyfriend yesterday shopping at Fred Segal. British tabloids have compared his new look to David Beckham’s.
It takes more than a buzzed head and a few tattoos to make up for the limp dick lyrics and the whiny bitch who lives inside.
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Yours in gossip,
PS. Tobey Maguire’s commitment is not in crisis.
PPS. Mike Myers is not bad haired and bug-eyed. Also not Jonathan Rhys Meyers.
And finally... the fourth piece of the Pants – Tibby, played by Amber Tamblyn who is following the recent jumpsuit trend but maybe not with the results of Gwyneth and Maggie before her. Still…the Sisterhood is not about style. Simply put, the Sisterhood is about 4 girls who love each other. Full Story
If the name means nothing to you, skip to the next. You won’t care. But many, many, many of you DO care. Because we love Harry Potter. And the brand new trailer for the Half Blood Prince drops tonight. Yay! Among the juicy reveals – a first look at Tom Riddle. Creepy, right? Of course. This is the boy who will go on to become the Dark Lord Voldemort. Full Story
There was Alexis. Alexis and Milo Ventimiglia, remember? Many of you feel about Gilmore Girls the way I feel about Friday Night Lights. Including my friend Duana. I think she still has episodes of it on her PVR. And even though I was too late to the bandwagon, I can understand the devotion to a beautifully written, underrated underdog and, by extension, the actors you grow to love on those shows. Full Story
Granny Freeze likes to think of herself as Nicole Kidman, Queen of Australia but please…we all know the truth. And the truth is this: Gran isn’t even worthy of holding Cate’s umbrella. Cate Blanchett and her husband Andrew Upton attended the Helpmann Awards the other night – as you can see, Cate is clearly still breast feeding. Full Story
Even he has better hair than Brendan Fraser (Dlisted )
This is a turn-on? Really? (Hollywood Tuna )
This is a virgin? Really? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
The Hurley has to rough it? Really? (INO )
Allergic reaction + KFC (Holy Moly )
Freedom f&cking that feels right (Cele|bitchy )
The GMD’s summer fixation (IDLYITW )
A very good friend of mine - her father is as hilarious as my mother. He once objected to her attending a sleepover during middle school because "what if father is rapist?" Amazing, non? Similarly, when I was visiting my parents in Toronto last year - I was 33 at the time - my mother insisted on staying on the phone with me the entire ride. Full Story
Lara – this is for you. It’s our shamef&ck, Ed Westwick, at the Sisterhood premiere last night oozing his signature smarm. I can’t… I can’t… I can’t look at this without covering my face. And grimacing. Because the feet. The turned out feet. And the short legs in skinny jeans. Full Story
Maxi dress on a tall girl…makes such a difference. Even though I wish I could see her feet. Check out the best Blake Lively in a while last night on the carpet at the Sisterhood premiere. She glows, yes, she glows all over. But for me it’s the hair. Braids are my thing. A new variation on braids! Squee! Blake was supported last night by several co-stars including Leighton Meester who, at only 22, clearly understands girl code better than Victoria Beckham. Full Story
Remember that killer episode of the Office was when Michael assigned Dwight to pick (slash) the Health Benefit plan? In typical moron Michael fashion, he tries to sell it as a big surprise and when his big surprise is finally revealed, naturally everyone tells him to take a hike. So he changes track and promises the real “big surprise” at the end of the day. Full Story
Ridiculous, crazy gorgessity. This is America Ferrera at the NY premiere last night of the Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants 2. Have you read them? The Pants are the anti-Hills. The anti-Paris Hilton. And the Pants aren’t boy crazy or shoe crazy. The Pants are all about your girls. I love the Pants. Full Story