Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Becks fever has officially taken over Toronto. He arrived yesterday in advance of the MLS All-Star Game on Thursday – was sighted at practice (attached) and also supposedly at Irish Embassy late last night rebuffing advances by hopeful skanky Rebecca Loos wannabes. Unfortunately for the girls, they were promptly told to beat it. Shame.

The official Players’ Party goes down tonight at Muzik where Becks will likely continue to be on his best behaviour. Keep you posted.

It’s Wednesday – am in Toronto for a few, blogging all day. Check back often!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Will & Jada’s commitment is not in crisis. Also not Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick.

Tabloid Wars: People vs Us/Sienna vs Rosetta

July 23, 2008 12:59:56 Posted at July 23, 2008 12:59:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sienna Miller is suing a pap agency and a UK tabloid for taking and publishing nude photos of her frolicking on the beach with a married man. Something about a violation of privacy. Rosetta Getty would say – how about a violation of my marriage? The Tabloid Wars are heating up. As mentioned last week, Us Weekly Full Story

All of Madge’s Mouthpieces

July 23, 2008 12:20:11 Posted at July 23, 2008 12:20:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, Madonna has been under fire for a month. Plagued by reports of a marriage in turmoil, her brother selling her out with a lame ass biography, and allegations of an emotional affair with Alex Rodriguez, she has tried watering down the claims through her long time publicist Liz Rosenberg and dour faced outings with husband Guy Ritchie. Full Story

Chicken Fried Pips? For reals?

July 23, 2008 09:32:48 Posted at July 23, 2008 09:32:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Do you believe? OK! Magazine is reporting that Britney Spears and Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake will reunite for her new album – a duet. Every month this story surfaces. And every month it gets slammed down. This time though, the magazine swears on Shiloh it’s true – and there may be reason to believe it. Full Story

Violet Babies Always Sell

July 23, 2008 08:30:56 Posted at July 23, 2008 08:30:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Taupe took her daughter to the park to play on the swings yesterday – mommy and Violet pictures are always a sure thing. These will end up in one of the weeklies for sure…because people love babies and people love bumps! As you know, Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are expecting their second child. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

July 23, 2008 08:32:00 Posted at July 23, 2008 08:32:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is why Cristiano Ronaldo is NOT on the Freebie Five (Dlisted )

We were just talking about this today…Posh could learn from Audrina’s tits (Hollywood Tuna)

Celebrity Rock Baby Theory: Hot + Jagger = Gorgeous? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

LOVE Clooney with short hair (INO )

Will out-earns his boyfriend Tom (Holy Moly)

Still.Forever.Always. (Cele|bitchy )

Natalie Portman: Tantric sex and Bollywood (Candy Kirby )

Dandy Pants cheats on Witch Boil? Would be believable, if only it was with a MAN! (IDLYITW )

Little McBongo JKL

July 23, 2008 08:25:23 Posted at July 23, 2008 08:25:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

OK! Magazine reportedly paid $3 million for the first photos of little Levi McBongo, first son of Matthew McConaughey and his girlfriend Camila Alves. As I said last week about it being a waste of money – again another newborn that looks exactly like all newborns. Full Story

Cheese and Rainbows

July 23, 2008 06:40:00 Posted at July 23, 2008 06:40:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mimi brought her cheese to TRL yesterday and added a dash of rainbow to the mix. Amazing. Two items to note here: First – Mimi wants you to see that her abs are still as flat as ever, that her new body is as fit as ever, that she is no Janet Jackson, she will not change bodies 3 times a year. Next – Mimi wants you to be very aware of the fact that she’s wearing her ring. Full Story

Granny Goes to Yoga

July 23, 2008 06:03:10 Posted at July 23, 2008 06:03:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Granny worked out hard throughout her pregnancy, even hitting a spin class the day before she delivered Sunday on Monday. And now that her baby has been born, Gran is stepping up the fitness intensity even more. This must be why she’s already skinny as sh*t. Check out the Freeze at yoga yesterday clearly obsessed with getting back into a size double 0 Balenciaga by the time the Australia premiere rolls around. Full Story

SamRo day and night

July 23, 2008 05:56:54 Posted at July 23, 2008 05:56:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Different city, same intensity… Lindsay was shooting all day on the set of Ugly Betty yesterday – Sam joined her in the afternoon and the two were inseparable until the evening, when they shared a late dinner before returning home to bed. Lilo and SamRo – so hot I can’t stand it. Full Story