Porny in the morning!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2009 06:30:00 July 2, 2009 06:30:00

She knew we needed her. And she delivered, just like Mimi. Tiger Woods held his pro am yesterday in DC and invited Tony Romo. With Romo came Porny. She tucked her bits into a tight striped dress and sang the national anthem. LOVE what was written on the Washington Post blog Full Story

July 2, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2009 06:20:45 July 2, 2009 06:20:45

For Janis and Rob, in memory of Plugger, who spent his 15 years loving walks, carrots, and hating fireworks. He looks like a character. I know he will be missed.  Full Story

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Dear Gossips,

It’s Canada Day! Happy Canada Day!

We went over to Fiona and Kiu’s last night for bbq, burgers, and beer last night. And this is what always happens after bbq, burgers, and beer: tipsy promises. By the time dinner was over I had agreed to Seek the Peak for the 2nd year in a row.

16 km over 4,100 ft of elevation in support of Rethink Breast Cancer. And I haven’t trained in over 2 weeks. But what’s a sore ass and burning lungs compared to those who have battled cancer, have loved ones who are battling cancer, and will also be racing up that mountain?

If you’re around, join us!

Wednesday – Canada Day! Will be posting for half of the holiday, then golfing the rest…

Blog returns to normal tomorrow.

Yours in gossip,


Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2009 10:19:28 July 1, 2009 10:19:28

I can’t decide who looks better: her or Lindsay Lohan? (Dlisted)

Generic beauty queen eats pie, and dudes find this hot? (Hollywood Tuna)

Twi-hards probably think these are real too (Just Jared)

Bar is bursting in her bikini (The Superficial)

Your ovaries will explode (Pop Sugar)

Dolly says goodbye (Towleroad)

How does she ride with those boulders on her chest? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Is there a conspiracy against Sienna? (INO)

Brad Pitt is too arty for Hollywood (Cele|bitchy)

Will you wear Sasha Fierce? (ASL)

Lilo’s crack tweets vs Justin Timberlake?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2009 09:04:40 July 1, 2009 09:04:40

A couple of weeks ago, Lindsay Lohan and Justin Timberlake were at the same club in New York and Pip was drunk and supposedly all over some girl and Lilo tweeted about him and called him a cheater. Or something. Then she denied it saying she’d been hacked. Hacked for her is code for cranked up and tweaking. Full Story

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Stephen King’s Tribute

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2009 08:10:00 July 1, 2009 08:10:00

There are so many pouring in (mostly on Twitter!?!!!!???) but this one so far is my favourite. Because I love Stephen King. He writes beautifully, dispassionately, and almost always captures the right tone. In the new issue of Entertainment Weekly – a special edition dedicated to MJ – King, who is a regular columnist for the magazine (and his columns are the BEST), remembers Michael: Sixteen years ago, the King of Pop called the king of horror with an idea: What if they paired up to make the scariest music video ever? “One day during preproduction, I was in on a conference call about the choreography, and Michael fell asleep. Full Story

GMD & Robo begin work in Australia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2009 07:44:54 July 1, 2009 07:44:54

Katie Holmes will spend the summer shooting Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark in Australia. She arrived with the GMD and Little Sci today in Melbourne, were spotted at the private airfield and taken to Crown Casino to meet up with the GMD’s longtime friend Jamie Packer. Jamie Packer is a super rich dude – family used to be the richest in Australia. Full Story

Dining with the desperate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2009 07:22:11 July 1, 2009 07:22:11

First Jennifer Aniston, now Renee Zellweger, what’s the common denominator between Bradley Cooper’s recent dinner companions? And chill out you crusty bitches – it’s not being 40 and single that’s the problem. It’s been 40 and single and insisting on the FABULOUSNESS of it, but then having your publicist go out of his way to assure the public that you’re still desirable, and paying a punk bitch singing douchebag to be your boyfriend whenever there’s a movie to promote. Full Story

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July 1, 2009 – Canada Day Smutty Shout-Outs!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2009 07:13:58 July 1, 2009 07:13:58

Dana – New Keys! New Place! Fresh Start! New Life! Love and Happiness to you and the girls! From Chris W. And while I can’t tell you who Bro Massage is, how about some Andy? Congratulations on moving forward. I’m thrilled for you. And for Jennifer B and her new husband Fraser – wishing you happiness and health and so much love. Full Story

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Kyla wrote to me yesterday, pointed this out. In the photos of Lindsay Lohan from her birthday party in Vegas, she can be seen clutching a bottle of sinus spray like Dristan Mist – see attached. Just a stuffy nose, right? Oh yes, totally.

Thanks for your messages yesterday in response to the True Blood open. There’s a debate raging in my inbox re: the assertion that Eric > Bill. A fervent Compton contingent is arguing on his behalf noting his gentlemanly qualities. But… he’s so wee! And powerless! And, um, I’ve seen episode 4. Eric (spoiler!) is still in his guido track suit but also appears in a t-back tank. Please. Bill doesn’t even rank.

Next showing is on July 12th. If you care, I’ve been tweeting teases. Click here for my Twitter.

Tuesday – new articles all day, the day before Canada Day!

Yours in gossip,


Photo from

Free baby photo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2009 12:32:11 June 30, 2009 12:32:11

By now you’ve likely seen this photo – Sarah Jessica Parker and Mr Dandy with their son James Wilke and their newborn twin girls… Couple of weeks ago I mentioned that they’d probably sell the first pictures of Marion Loretta Elwell Broderick and Tabitha Hodge Broderick to some magazine. Full Story