Let Ricky be Ricky

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2009 12:02:18 October 26, 2009 12:02:18

The Hollywood Foreign Press Association has announced that for the first time in 15 years, the Golden Globe Awards will have a host: Ricky Gervais. Finally. Ricky told People:“Not only is this the biggest Hollywood celebration of the industry, which includes both film and TV, but also an environment where I feel I can get free reign as a host. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2009 11:22:00 October 26, 2009 11:22:00

Tom Cruise’s new nickname for Paul Haggis. MK is so f-cking win. (Dlisted)

Julia Roberts in a bikini (The Superficial)

More reason to love Leona Lewis (Popeater)

Lindsay Lohan: one step closer to Playboy (Hollywood Tuna)

Cam Gigandet > Orlando Bloom (Just Jared)

They remember (ASL)

Twilight + Gossip Girl (Pop Sugar)

What happens when you get kicked out of the faux castle (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Prunes for juniors (INO)

Please. She did it on purpose and still no one called her (Cele|bitchy)

Hockey and a sleepover?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2009 10:13:10 October 26, 2009 10:13:10

Taylor Lautner left Vancouver on Saturday – click here for the photos – and skipped the Twilight Eclipse wrap party that night held at the Vancouver Aquarium. He had other plans. Including hooking up with Taylor Swift to go to the hockey game in LA on Sunday night. Full Story

Ryan Gosling in Vancouver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2009 08:26:57 October 26, 2009 08:26:57

Thanks to Samantha and Alanna for these photos from the Dead Man’s Bones show in Vancouver on Saturday night. My lady business can’t handle him in that shirt and that waistcoat bringing the mad quiver…It was a good decision not to go. It was a good decision not to test the Shame Threshold. Full Story

The Royal Family of JailBait

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2009 07:20:00 October 26, 2009 07:20:00

And all those ambitious parents on Toddlers & Tiaras, all of them are taking notes, admiring the latest move by the Cyruses who have written the definitive book on raising JailBait, following up their Miley masterpiece with what could very well be the Mona Lisa of all JailBait... Take a look at 9 year old Noah Cyrus at Jamie Lee Curtis's Halloween party on Saturday dressed as. Full Story

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Becks & Ewan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2009 07:12:00 October 26, 2009 07:12:00

Shirt on or shirt off? Either option works for me and both would be better without that sh-t all over his face – check out David Beckham at an LA Galaxy game getting down to his skin for the fans and autographs. Would you ask for one on your chest? It’s not the classiest move ever, usually reserved for Nickelback fans, and I still ultimately wouldn’t but I will admit I would at least consider it. Full Story

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Double JGL

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2009 06:57:26 October 26, 2009 06:57:26

Isn’t this a moist Monday morning. First Brad, Becks in a bit, and this is Joseph Gordon-Levitt with his brother the other day throwing wish coins into a water fountain. It’s not relevant to the story, but I am not attracted to the brother. JGL on the other hand… So f-cking cute. Anyway, JGL has two releases coming up on the same day November 13th, neither look terribly promising. Full Story

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Shiloh protects

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2009 06:48:25 October 26, 2009 06:48:25

Brangelunatics put their faith in The Chosen One. And The Chosen One heard their call on Saturday as Brad Pitt was involved in a minor accident on his bike while riding around LA. According to TMZ, he hit a parked car and fell over. Full Story

October 26, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2009 06:42:37 October 26, 2009 06:42:37

To Cherrie M in Georgia – good luck at the new job today! Change is GOOD. And yes, if you are able, you must add it to your new computer. By request for a little pick-me-up, here’s Nathan Fillion. And also Puck (Mark Salling) from Glee. Try not to go too jizzy on your first day. Congratulations Laura W on your Jim & Pam wedding – did you get the debacle with the capo on video? Send! And to Colleen from Stephen in Scribbles love and laughter. Full Story

Eclipse departures

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2009 20:18:00 October 24, 2009 20:18:00

Several cast members have wrapped on Twilight Eclipse in Vancouver and one by one they're heading out. Perhaps for good. Perhaps. As I've already noted, British Columbia's incentives are less attractive than other competing cities. The strength of the Canadian dollar, ironically, isn't helping either. Full Story

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Friday, October 23, 2009

Dear Gossips,

So Madonna wants to direct another movie. This time based on a screenplay that she wrote with Alex Keshishian about Wallis Simpson and Edward VIII. Apparently she asked Guy Ritchie for his input on the script and he suggested she approach a few well respected British actors to fill some of the roles. Madge is said to be taking meetings in the next week or so to determine casting but the most amazing detail about all this is that:

“A couple of agents who represent distinguished thespians sought reassurances that Madonna was not going to act in the picture as well”.

Can you imagine them telling her that? It’s lifemaking, right? Click here for more information about the film. Thanks Alfie!

Please scroll down for late day posts from Thursday including a discussion on Chicken Fried’s funky feet.

It’s Friday. Am working at a tv junket all weekend. And tomorrow night my bottom dwelling, sh-tty Maple Leafs come to Vancouver. Can’t wait for the verbal abuse at GM Place. Have a great weekend.

Yours in gossip,