Globes Best Snub: Brange > Seacrest

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2009 09:57:47 January 12, 2009 09:57:47

He’s annoyed them before. A couple of years ago and an inane conversation, I think, about breakfast. Since then the Brange has not been a fan of Ryan Seacrest. Last night they didn’t even bother to hide it. It was live television at its best. So Seacrest’s people had been begging the Brange flacks for an interview. Full Story

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Globes Best Presenter: Johnny Depp

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2009 09:39:47 January 12, 2009 09:39:47

Take a moment to enjoy him. … … No surprise, he did not walk the carpet. Contrary to most of his peers, he won’t seek the attention unless absolutely forced to. This is why candids of Johnny Depp are so hard to come by. Ask the paps. It’s almost impossible to track JD. And it’s not like they don’t try. Full Story

Globes Rossum: Anne Hathaway

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2009 09:18:59 January 12, 2009 09:18:59

Could be the lingering effects of that insipid acceptance speech last week at Critics’ Choice when Angie gave her the death stare, could be the way she was fluttering around like a debutante at the ball last night when it’s not her first time, could be this dress… Grace of Monaco did it better. Full Story

Globes Best Goldwhore: Jennifer Lopez

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2009 09:06:07 January 12, 2009 09:06:07

This is what we live for. Attention whores and red carpet spotlight grabs. These are the moves that define smut, that shape good gossip, and once upon a time, Jennifer Lopez was our queen. Then she married Marc Anthony and he shut her away in his oppressive vampire castle. But there has been a rebirth of the diva inside the JLo. Full Story

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Globes Worst Makeup: Drew Barrymore

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2009 08:47:53 January 12, 2009 08:47:53

She was a hot mess last night. In every sense. So it’s a testament to her beauty that she did not look ugly. But that dress was a cheap disaster. And the grey eye shadow, oh la. Too much, too obvious, too desperate. Grey Gardens. We get it. The gays all get it. But makeup is makeup. It’s not a f-cking movie promotion. Full Story

Globes Best Friend: Tom Cruise

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2009 08:40:52 January 12, 2009 08:40:52

The GMD – he was Mr Popular last night, wasn’t he? Could not WAIT til commercial break, at which point he apparently launched himself up out of his chair in a mad dash to talk to Leo, to Kate, to Steven, to Clint, to anyone who would meet his mother. Bitch is f-cked up and weird but you have to admire the effort. Full Story

Globes Worst Black: Renee Zellweger

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2009 08:29:01 January 12, 2009 08:29:01

Most will probably be naming her Worst Dressed today. But that’s too easy. And it’s also unappreciative. Because some choices are so spectacularly bad, they serve to entertain and the assyness of Renee Zellweger last night was amazing. We should be thanking her. You were gaping, right? You called up your gay and squealed, right? Once every carpet, a dress will do that. Full Story

Globes Best Black: Evan Rachel Wood

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2009 08:17:00 January 12, 2009 08:17:00

She’s over Marilyn Manson. She escaped (somewhat) unscathed. She was only 18 at the time. Lured by dark clichés and inexperience, the desire of every teenage girl to seem older, to be taken seriously… the mistakes of youth, should they be held against her forever? I think she knew not what she was doing. Full Story

Globes Best White: Kate Beckinsale

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2009 08:01:00 January 12, 2009 08:01:00

Two for two… well done. Let’s give it to her because she wanted it so badly. The pinched expression on her face gives it away. Shades of her best friend Posh. Please, please, please tell me I’m stylish! I slaved all day to be stylish! And the poor thing…she had to present with that megalomaniacal buffoon P Diddy dick ass who practically pushed her off the stage when he was speaking. Full Story

Globes Worst White: Eva Mendes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2009 07:56:14 January 12, 2009 07:56:14

Her necklace, yes. But she looks the same. Over and over again, she’s wearing the same strapless dress in a different colour and her hair’s up and teased with a fringe…again. That’s the thing about this girl. She’s so attractive and yet she totally fades into the background. Full Story

Globes Best Homey: Kate Winslet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2009 07:50:00 January 12, 2009 07:50:00

Leo calls her his homey. Kate Winslet is everyone’s homey. Well, except maybe Angelina Jolie. Heh. In all fairness, though it doesn’t matter because you hate the Jolie more than anyone else and that’s all you can see… Kate actually COMPLETELY FORGOT to mention Anne Hathaway. Like TOTALLY BLANKED. Full Story

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