Harry Potter passes hot notes

October 1, 2008 06:59:11 Posted at October 1, 2008 06:59:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Trouble. Once the GMD gets wind of this, he’ll do whatever he can, he’ll harness the full might of Xenu to work with Daniel Radcliffe – will the Boy Who Lived be able to resist the Gay Who Tries? Turns out, DanRad is a true artist. He will do what it takes to fire up his castmates, to inspire the best performances possible, including sending quivering sex notes to his Equus co-star Lorenzo Pisonia: We're getting on very well indeed. Full Story

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Lilo and SamRo wearing bikinis on a beach, together in Cabo. Lindsay is so thin now they, like, totally have the same body. Click here to view images.

And despite what you may have heard, those photos circulating claiming to be Britney naked in a bathtub are absolutely NOT Britney naked in a bathtub. Not even close. It doesn't even LOOK like her!

It's Tuesday - am blogging all day unless my software expires. Ugh. Bought a new laptop 2 months ago. My husband said he'd take care of it after the free trail. Of course he's since become completely obsessed with NHL 2009 on Playstation and everything else has gone to sh-ts. What is it with dudes and video games? It's dicey on the domestic front today. Sorry about the delay.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Anger Management is not Brooke Shields.

Which Fried Chicken?

September 30, 2008 14:26:53 Posted at September 30, 2008 14:26:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Wow. Is this Britney Spears or Jamie Lynn Spears? OK so she’s wearing a planet of makeup on her face. And the oldness is still totally there. But if you squint a little and play pretend, only for a moment, Britney does look like Jamie Lynn. And this is a good thing. The physical improvement is so encouraging. Full Story

Later, Loser

September 30, 2008 13:40:00 Posted at September 30, 2008 13:40:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

GOSSIP GIRL SPOILER! Click away if you must! Blake Lively in New York today shooting a kissing scene with someone other than Dan Humphrey, yay! Like I said earlier, Dan/Penn is at best an afterthought. And his face doesn’t fit inside his head. There’s too much extra on the sides, you know? Not that this dude is much of an improvement. Full Story

Stay home from school day

September 30, 2008 11:45:38 Posted at September 30, 2008 11:45:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you’ve probably heard, Janet Jackson was supposed to play Montreal last night. Instead, at the last minute, she fell ill during sound check, was taken to hospital, released 2 hours later, leaving thousands of fans without a show. Promoters have promised to make it up. Meanwhile, Janet is said to be fine, and getting ready for her next stop in Boston. Full Story

Another day...

September 30, 2008 10:54:03 Posted at September 30, 2008 10:54:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Another bikini. Jennifer Aniston in Mexico decompressing from the daily grind that is her life, making sure you know that her ass is single and happy and that John Mayer is a f&cking idiot. Love when asses are so articulate. Hers is particularly so. It's been well trained. Duana and I had to Skype about this just now. Full Story

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Shamef&ck, GayFace, and the other one

September 30, 2008 09:38:11 Posted at September 30, 2008 09:38:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The boys of Gossip Girl on the cover of the new Details. At best Penn Badgley is an afterthought. At worst, he's a no thought. An afterthought > a no thought but still, it's like the pasta dish at a steak restaurant. Does anyone ever really? Chace Crawford? Marginally more interesting because of what he likes to do in the city, something he addresses but doesn't exactly deny when discussing his "GayFace" which he actually does in the article. Full Story

Still civil...

September 30, 2008 08:59:58 Posted at September 30, 2008 08:59:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And more? Paris Fashion Week. Balenciaga. Salma Hayek arrived with the big boss and her baby daddy Francois Henri Pinault. He runs the company that owns the brand. Apparently the two have been spending a lot of time together Full Story

Because he ignores her

September 30, 2008 08:30:57 Posted at September 30, 2008 08:30:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Another week, another riddle involving a coke fiend. Everyone does it, but it's not the doing that's intriguing, it's the who's doing that's intriguing. Especially since her reputation is supposed to be so civilised and enlightened: a doting mother, a successful business, an artist (debatable), and an icon to many a MiniVan member. Full Story

Two in One

September 30, 2008 07:32:34 Posted at September 30, 2008 07:32:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A nice treat yesterday at the Dior show during Paris fashion week: Eva Green who's been low key for a while and my Marion Cotillard celebrating her 33rd birthday today, both all French and elegant and effortless... It was a rather varied celebrity audience to support John Galliano yesterday - these two beauties on one end and then Lily Allen barely holding her sh*t together on the other, tossed in with a little bit of Katy Perry whose boyfriend looked like he just came from the skate park, and that was totally ok. Full Story

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