More kissing...and Photo Assumption

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2009 15:04:00 May 27, 2009 15:04:00

Not to me... But if it’s one thing you Twi-hards love it’s Photo Assumption. You’ve seen him shirtless, you’ve seen her kissing him shirtless – Kristen Stewart has a GREAT ass – but check out these new shots of them AFTER the cameras stop rolling. A light moment sure to be interpreted as something more. Full Story

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Porny makes it pay

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2009 12:25:14 May 27, 2009 12:25:14

It’s the Papa Joe way! Profit from EVERYTHING. And why not? Sounds like Porny Simpson is going back to reality where she saw the most success. On the heels of the amazing photos of her singing at the Chilli Country Cook Off wearing the best pants ever, Us Weekly is reporting  Full Story

Bradley Cooper’s eyes...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2009 11:55:52 May 27, 2009 11:55:52

Can f-ck. He came to our building yesterday in Toronto for an interview with Much. I’m in Vancouver. Balls! Always miss the good ones! My colleagues however provided the play-by-play. First of all, he has a university degree. In English. Please. My zipper’s half way down. And he’s articulate. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2009 11:21:40 May 27, 2009 11:21:40

Brange takes a backseat to losers (Dlisted)

OK Jeter…just propose! (Hollywood Tuna)

Cammie D in a green bikini! (The Superficial)

Mandy Moore wearing a Carrie Underwood discard (Just Jared)

George Clooney after sushi (Pop Sugar)

Old school Charlize Theron (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

She must wipe herself constantly (INO)

Where Lilo gets her Single White Female gene (Holy Moly)

Boring & Boring can’t stop kissing (E! Online)

Poor Man’s Jolie tries hard again (ASL)

Can you hear the screaming?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2009 09:41:00 May 27, 2009 09:41:00

It’s Robert Pattinson. In Italy. Shirtless. Didn’t I tell you he’d been working out hard? And it paid off. Young Robert has quite the body. And an ass crack! Shooting the big reunion scene today. As you can see Kristen Stewart runs across to rescue him and they hold each other. 10 car pile up on the freeway today, guaranteed. Full Story

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Punk Ass gay and single?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2009 08:44:00 May 27, 2009 08:44:00

Another Canadian loser. Great. Being Canadian this is such a proud moment. This is that punk ass poseur Avril Lavigne the other day in Malibu needing help figuring out how to put gas in her tank. Eventually a pap had to help her. Because she keeps it so real, you know? It’s been ages since Avril and Deryck Whibley have been seen publicly together. Full Story

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Doesn’t Harlow have a nanny?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2009 08:08:36 May 27, 2009 08:08:36

She’s SO cute. Nicole Richie and Harlow showed up at CNN for Larry King Live yesterday. According to the Larry King Live website, Nicole and her father Lionel will appear together on the show on Thursday. I love that Lionel Richie is now introduced as Nicole Richie’s father. Full Story

Brolin cheater?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2009 07:47:01 May 27, 2009 07:47:01

It’s an In Touch Weekly story, and as you can see from their cover this week, it’s not like they hit the right spot very often, especially as it relates to the Brange, who most certainly did not throw down on the carpet in Cannes (!!!), but their Josh Brolin exclusive with a seemingly incriminating photo just might be true. Full Story

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Like yesterday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2009 07:11:37 May 27, 2009 07:11:37

Oh Winona! Gwyneth’s frenemy is on the cover of the July issue of Elle UK looking so beautiful, like it never happened. Like none of it ever happened. In the magazine she discusses her “extra-large breakdown” at the age of 20, just after shooting Edward Scissorhands and Dracula:“I had my first real break-up, the first heartbreak”. Full Story

What’s up California?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2009 07:03:47 May 27, 2009 07:03:47

Celebrities marched in response to the California Supreme Court’s decision yesterday to uphold Prop 8. Drew Barrymore has been a very vocal opponent of Prop 8 and attended the rally yesterday, spoke with the press, and encouraged citizens to do continue urging legislators to defeat once and for all this bill that denies equality for gays. Full Story

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May 27, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2009 06:49:23 May 27, 2009 06:49:23

Happy 32nd Birthday Kelly! I’d send you best wishes even if I broke my other arm! Thanks so much for all the support and for making me the one source. To Vancouver – on June 19th, please check out the Youth Performance of “Surviving the Cracks”, a tale of survival after the 2004 closure of Vancouver’s youth safe houses and the experiences of youth on the street who live at the margins of public concern and political attention. Full Story