Douche to DILF

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2008 06:45:15 December 3, 2008 06:45:15

Ew! Not me. But I’m not a member of the MiniVan Majority. And the MiniVan Majority has embraced Kevin Federline. Otherwise People would not have slapped him on the cover with the booboos during the holiday fanfare. Of course the exclusive doesn’t hurt either. Wonder how much he was paid… No matter. Full Story

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Ebola’s Perfect Mate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2008 06:32:00 December 3, 2008 06:32:00

Sean Avery is getting exactly what he wants. His parents must be so proud. Quick background for those who missed it yesterday: Sean Avery is the douchebag forward currently playing for the Dallas Stars, acquired in the off season from the New York Rangers. The most hated piece of sh-t in the NHL, Avery is no stranger to controversy, having made racist remarks in the past about blacks and French Canadians, and last year ridiculing a fellow player suffering from cancer. Full Story

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Britney Spears performed on Good Morning America this morning –her first American audience, on her birthday, with her boys in the front row, under a top hat, and a body that looked like it was ripped from 2002…did you watch?

Circus needs to grow on me. Still a long way to go, a lot of work ahead, especially choreography, particularly choreography, before the tour …which was officially officially announced. For tour dates click here. Tickets go on sale today!

Are you going? See you there?

Tuesday – new articles all day. Check back often!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

From break up to Oscar hopeful?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2008 18:20:41 December 2, 2008 18:20:41

Career-wise, for Anne Hathaway, it couldn’t get any better. Rachel Getting Married, the film that has announced her arrival as a serious acting contender, was nominated today for 6 Independent Spirit Awards, tied for most this year with Frozen River and Ballast. Needless to say, Anne received a nod for Best Actress and by all accounts, has a very, very, very good chance at securing a nomination at the Oscars as well, joining her movie Devil Meryl Streep whose turn in Doubt is said to be, as usual, outstanding. Full Story

She speaks her own language

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2008 17:47:00 December 2, 2008 17:47:00

What makes me craziest? Hearing people, when talking about celebrities, actually trying to relate to them – a frequent theme in my inbox: Lainey, be nice. Lainey, try to understand. Lainey, more compassion please. How would YOU feel if x,y, and z? Answer: I wouldn’t. Because they don’t live in our world, they don’t live by our rules. Full Story

KFed speaks!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2008 16:38:17 December 2, 2008 16:38:17

Check out the alert bar on the People.com website today…Kevin Federline tells his side of the story. Coming tomorrow Wednesday 8am ET. Whaaaaa!!!!!?????? And the timing. The timing could NOT be better. This week, the launch of her new album, in the midst of a comeback, and Kevin has something to say? Is it a response to Britney’s For the Record? She kept referring to him “leaving her”, being preoccupied with his own career… perhaps KFed has his own song to sing. Full Story

The Snowflake Ball

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2008 14:04:00 December 2, 2008 14:04:00

Last night’s Gossip Girl… not so sharp. And still a not so sharp Gossip Girl is much much MUCH more watchable than 90210. Seriously. What happened there? How did they screw that up? Sorry to digress. Once again we were treated to a gluttonous display of Serena’s breasts. Once again, Blair and Chuck proved we could easily watch an entire season about them ONLY and the world would be a better place. Full Story

Stay in London...but can he avoid Sienna?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2008 11:07:28 December 2, 2008 11:07:28

Robert Pattinson returned home to London today in advance of the UK premiere of Twilight. How much you want to bet Sienna Miller will be all over this in a matter of days? If she isn’t already? Not likely. Not yet. Rob apparently went straight to his parents’ so Sienna will have to wait until tonight. Full Story

So they’re not barbies…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2008 10:24:00 December 2, 2008 10:24:00

Is this a bad thing? The new cover of Tatler features not generic looking genetic freak models, or photoshopped starlets, but 3 wickedly tarty daughters of rock royalty: Kimberly Stewart, Leah Wood, and Peaches Geldof. Love it. Not because of the democratisation of beauty that it represents… f*ck no, who cares? But because English celebutantes are infinitely more interesting than American ones. Full Story

The hollow protestations of the Brange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2008 10:00:00 December 2, 2008 10:00:00

Oh please. Brad Pitt sat down with Ann Curry yesterday for an interview that aired on The Today Show this morning. He went head to head with Chicken Fried Britney on Good Morning America. Will be interesting to see how those numbers shook out. Anyway, he and Ann discussed Make It Right Full Story