Wednesday, May 3, 2017

Dear Gossips,

On Monday night, when Duana and I were trading texts about MET Gala assignments and early commentary on where we would land with our fashion rankings, I said to her that we were using more exclamation points for this event than we do any other.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2017 20:36:50 May 3, 2017 20:36:50

Sasha and I talk about which MET Gala looks we would want for ourselves. And we read out some of your MET Gala commentary, in which you shout at us, and we shout back. Also… Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady and Selena Gomez and The Weekend – which of those relationships do you mirror? And when should one reader disclose health history during the dating process? This week on Sasha’s Answers.

I feel like this baby’s name gets shouted at the gym, a lot (Dlisted)

Mimi, being held together by fake diamonds, literally (Just Jared)

Supposedly, if you’re dating Henry Cavill, he doesn’t want to hear your opinion (Cele|bitchy)

Prom gifts from Emma Stone (TooFab)

Beyoncé update: she is still pregnant, she went shopping, and Blue Ivy looks like she wants something (TMZ)

I love Maggie Gyllenhaal's style. But I was kinda bored by this dress? (Go Fug Yourself)

Debra Messing is not well informed and therefore "Trumpian" according to Susan Sarandon (Jezebel)

The La La Land honest trailer (Pajiba)

Hot Idris, Devil McConaughey

Sarah Posted by Sarah at May 3, 2017 19:00:21 May 3, 2017 19:00:21

The first trailer for The Dark Tower, the long-gestating adaptation of Stephen King’s “Gunslinger” series, has been released and it’s a lot of Idris Elba swaggering in leather, looking super f*cking hot and doing cool (computerized?) gun tricks. Full Story

Welcome back to Twin Peaks

Sarah Posted by Sarah at May 3, 2017 13:49:58 May 3, 2017 13:49:58

Twin Peaks is returning to television—thanks to Showtime—with a two-part premiere on May 21. They released a new teaser this week just featuring David Lynch’s beautifully composed, nostalgic shots of locations like Laura Palmer’s house, the sheriff’s department, and the Double R Café. Full Story