You know you miss it

July 18, 2008 10:06:00 Posted at July 18, 2008 10:06:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The CW isn’t wasting time, not wanting to lose the buzz and momentum around the show is that is trying to save the network. Needless to say, that would be Gossip Girl. Do you miss them? You know you do. Mr Chuck and Blair. Even Nate...who appears to get a little naughty. At least according to the new teaser trailers just released – see below. Full Story

View All 8 Photos

Smutty Tingles

July 18, 2008 08:29:04 Posted at July 18, 2008 08:29:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Granny Freeze is FLAT everywhere! (Dlisted)

Taking her clothes off won’t make up for my arm! (Hollywood Tuna)

Jen is cold: some things never change (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Stepdaddy Jakey! (INO)

Crack Fugitive! (Holy Moly)

Any tranny can write 17 books (Cele|bitchy)

Would you rather: be friends with Rossum or date this? (IDLYITW)

Suddenly Single Salma

July 18, 2008 07:45:53 Posted at July 18, 2008 07:45:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Salma Hayek and her baby father Francois-Henri Pinault are no longer engaged Her rep confirmed the cancellation saying there would be no further comment. Obviously the statement didn’t spell out that the two had formally split but where else do you go from axing an engagement and announcing it publicly??? Previous to this, there was no indication on the smut wires that the two were on the outs. Full Story

SamRo cures Dirty Face?

July 18, 2008 07:23:19 Posted at July 18, 2008 07:23:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lilo at the Sephora event last night looking better than she has in a long, long time. And no Dirty Face! In fact, as many of you have mentioned, Dirty Face has been missing for a while... since she and SamRo became serious. SamRo cured Dirty Face? Now the only thing left is that sh*tty weave. As you can see, the hottest couple in Hollywood flew to New York together after Lindsay wrapped shooting for Labour Pains. Full Story

View All 11 Photos

Mama Pimp on the town

July 18, 2008 07:05:35 Posted at July 18, 2008 07:05:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night was the perfect night for Dina Lohan. Trading on one child to pimp the other, getting photographed and partying her tits off – the most ideal of situations. This is Dina in New York at the Sephora 10th anniversary celebration with son Michael Lohan who must be her Plan C. When Ali Lohan goes off to rehab or gets pregnant, Michael will step up to support his mother. Full Story

Crown Princess of AssTalk sugarcoated for the Mini

July 18, 2008 06:19:52 Posted at July 18, 2008 06:19:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shonda Rhimes was asked to address the Katherine Heigl situation during the ABC TCA session yesterday. "When I was told about it, my reaction was surprised. I have a really wonderful working relationship with Katherine. Everybody knows Izzie is one off my favorite characters." But journalists and critics did not let up. Full Story

A Sibling for Violet

July 18, 2008 06:09:00 Posted at July 18, 2008 06:09:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Quick gloat. Click away if you hate. Victor Garber has confirmed that Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are expecting their second child, this just a couple of weeks after total bullsh*t reports claimed they were on the verge of a split. Full Story

July 18, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 18, 2008 06:03:25 Posted at July 18, 2008 06:03:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Nora in London! Thank you for taking me with you from Sydney for your masters. Hope you’re enjoying a break between the books? Have a wonderful, wonderful Saturday. To Fitz in Little Rock: This past weekend at Dixie just didn’t feel right without you! Happy Birthday & I’ll see you soon, Lisa B. Full Story

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Dear Gossips,

After seeing Helen Mirren in a bikini yesterday, my husband had to make room for her on his Freebie Five. It’s all about the silver fox and today more of the same.

Meryl Streep glowed last night at the NYC premiere of Mamma Mia. Am told she’s pretty spectacular in the movie too. Pierce Brosnan, on the other hand, well Pierce apparently tries to sing. And fails miserably. So badly that his hilarious inability actually becomes one of the film’s selling features, just to hear it for yourself. Snort.

Thursday – online all day, refresh often!

Yours in gossip,


Photos from

Hermy Shelfy at the ESPYs

July 17, 2008 16:00:00 Posted at July 17, 2008 16:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And she TRIED. She totally tried. The shoes will tell you that. She tried and she SUCKED!!! Check out Shelf Ass Jessica Biel at the ESPYs last night where her Pippy was hosting. It’s the bangs, it’s the greasy pinhead ponytail, it’s a man wearing the tanktop and a skirt. Justin Timberlake is dating a herm. Full Story

Barenaked Douchebag

July 17, 2008 12:20:00 Posted at July 17, 2008 12:20:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So you know about the arrest  – Steven Page of Barenaked Ladies and some skanks somewhere in New York charged with cocaine possession. F*cking hypocrite. Family values and squeaky clean and a children’s album and in the end a f&cktard. Full Story