A Rare Miss

October 2, 2008 06:43:28 Posted at October 2, 2008 06:43:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They are the best at the game. Usually. And they rarely make mistakes. But while the Brange has kept the Jolie hidden for months, deliberately holding back her dramatic post-twins “unveil” for a big splash on the red carpet to promote The Changeling, the tabloids have taken liberties with her absence, with bolder, more salacious headlines every week – the latest is that she’s suffering from depression, that rshe efuses to eat, and that she and Brad are, for all intents and purposes, totally over. Full Story

October 2, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

October 2, 2008 06:35:29 Posted at October 2, 2008 06:35:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 21st Birthday Andrea from your proud and loving mom! Congratulations Jenn R who recently got married! How was Ireland???  Full Story

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Friday Night Lights Season 3 premieres on DirectTV in the US tonight.

F&ck.

Needless to say, we don’t get DirectTV up here in Canada. And I don’t know if I can wait 3 months and too many spoilers to watch it on conventional television in January on NBC. Especially since the show writers have already very publicly revealed that Riggins and Lyla are together. That she gave into his hotness during the 9 months the show went silent and now … they’re in bed! And in love!

Gah!

3 months???

Sigh.

I am weak. How can I resist the online lure? Will you resist the online lure? If you’re not a fan of the show, will you just bloody become one already? So that the rest of us don’t have to suffer this dual broadcast bullsh*t?

Click here for the NY Times review of FNL’s Season 3 debut. As usual, as always, they gush over its greatness.

Underappreciated and underloved. Oh show. You are Mark Ruffalo.

If you love Mark Ruffalo, will you please watch Friday Night Lights?

I’m stretching.

Wednesday – online all day. Software issues have been resolved, husband is forgiven.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Nicole Richie is not being ignored. Neither is Victoria Beckham.

What can she do?

October 1, 2008 14:30:19 Posted at October 1, 2008 14:30:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Porny can’t act. Porny can’t dress. Porny can’t think. Porny can’t make good decisions. And now… Porny can’t sing. Call me Cruise but I always thought she could sing. At the very least, I thought she could do that. Her old songs may have sucked and her technique may have been gymnastic vocals at its worst, but I naively believed that the title “Jessica Simpson, singer”, was not a fallacy. Full Story

What would have happened otherwise?

October 1, 2008 13:43:57 Posted at October 1, 2008 13:43:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not to be mean but… Who’s Beverley Mitchell? Yes… she’s the girl from 7th Heaven. But again…who? And if Jessica Biel wasn’t such a famewhore, would you care about her wedding pictures? Would anyone have cared if not for Pip and Shelfy? Please. One day no one gives a sh-t about Beverley Mitchell, next day her wedding details are front and centre on People. Full Story

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NYC Tour de Britney includes Madge?

October 1, 2008 12:32:27 Posted at October 1, 2008 12:32:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Her tour of New York so far has been a smash success! Not even the promise (and subsequent denial) of a sex tape can keep the fried chicken down. Yay! Check out Britney this afternoon at a junior high in Brooklyn, paying a visit to the students and posing for photos even with the police. Great makeup, better hair, her ass is talking again, and without a doubt, the prettiest she has looked in years, even if she almost flashed the young boy. Full Story

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Polka Dot Watson!

October 1, 2008 11:11:21 Posted at October 1, 2008 11:11:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Today in London at a press conference announcing production on Sherlock Holmes starring Robert Downey Jr , Guy Richie confirmed the last piece of the puzzle. Who’s Watson? None other than the polka dot dandy Jude Law! It’ll be a boost for Jude’s career. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

October 1, 2008 11:01:11 Posted at October 1, 2008 11:01:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not even Daniel Craig could save this mess (Dlisted)

Dear Shelfy: Cam did this first (Hollywood Tuna)

Backstage Britney! (Just Jared)

Filthy Scab and a cooler but not in a trailer park (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

No one lies to Leterman… save one (Pop Sugar)

Sit DOWN Naomi Campbell! (Holy Moly)

What’s making Angelina laugh? (INO)

Dina Lohan: never in their best interests (Cele|bitchy)

The thief speaks! (ICYDK)

Adnan changes his Chicken Fried tune (IDLYITW)

The New Leo

October 1, 2008 09:03:07 Posted at October 1, 2008 09:03:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Softer, gentler, a little more grown up. Certainly Leonardo DiCaprio has his flaws and like most celebrities he can’t help but be a hypocrite on some level. At the very least though, as it relates to privacy and ulterior motives, unlike Shelf Ass and Pipsqueak, when Leo says he abhors the paps, he truly does abhor the paps. Full Story

Thick as thieves

October 1, 2008 08:21:05 Posted at October 1, 2008 08:21:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was hard to wake up this morning. Hayley my trainer http://hlmfitness.com/ was in a torturous mood yesterday and kicked my ass so brutally I seriously can’t walk without grunting. So it was starting to feel like a long week. And then…a gift! Any day with Karl is a gift! Karl presented Karl Lagerfeld Spring 09 in Paris yesterday and as you can see, he was his usual ridiculous, amazing self on the runway and also seated next to the legendary bitch Anna Wintour. Full Story