They are the best at the game. Usually. And they rarely make mistakes. But while the Brange has kept the Jolie hidden for months, deliberately holding back her dramatic post-twins “unveil” for a big splash on the red carpet to promote The Changeling, the tabloids have taken liberties with her absence, with bolder, more salacious headlines every week – the latest is that she’s suffering from depression, that rshe efuses to eat, and that she and Brad are, for all intents and purposes, totally over. Full Story
Happy 21st Birthday Andrea from your proud and loving mom! Congratulations Jenn R who recently got married! How was Ireland??? Full Story
Friday Night Lights Season 3 premieres on DirectTV in the US tonight.
Needless to say, we don’t get DirectTV up here in Canada. And I don’t know if I can wait 3 months and too many spoilers to watch it on conventional television in January on NBC. Especially since the show writers have already very publicly revealed that Riggins and Lyla are together. That she gave into his hotness during the 9 months the show went silent and now … they’re in bed! And in love!
I am weak. How can I resist the online lure? Will you resist the online lure? If you’re not a fan of the show, will you just bloody become one already? So that the rest of us don’t have to suffer this dual broadcast bullsh*t?
Click here for the NY Times review of FNL’s Season 3 debut. As usual, as always, they gush over its greatness.
Underappreciated and underloved. Oh show. You are Mark Ruffalo.
If you love Mark Ruffalo, will you please watch Friday Night Lights?
Wednesday – online all day. Software issues have been resolved, husband is forgiven.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Nicole Richie is not being ignored. Neither is Victoria Beckham.
Porny can’t act. Porny can’t dress. Porny can’t think. Porny can’t make good decisions. And now… Porny can’t sing. Call me Cruise but I always thought she could sing. At the very least, I thought she could do that. Her old songs may have sucked and her technique may have been gymnastic vocals at its worst, but I naively believed that the title “Jessica Simpson, singer”, was not a fallacy. Full Story
Not to be mean but… Who’s Beverley Mitchell? Yes… she’s the girl from 7th Heaven. But again…who? And if Jessica Biel wasn’t such a famewhore, would you care about her wedding pictures? Would anyone have cared if not for Pip and Shelfy? Please. One day no one gives a sh-t about Beverley Mitchell, next day her wedding details are front and centre on People. Full Story
Her tour of New York so far has been a smash success! Not even the promise (and subsequent denial) of a sex tape can keep the fried chicken down. Yay! Check out Britney this afternoon at a junior high in Brooklyn, paying a visit to the students and posing for photos even with the police. Great makeup, better hair, her ass is talking again, and without a doubt, the prettiest she has looked in years, even if she almost flashed the young boy. Full Story
Not even Daniel Craig could save this mess (Dlisted)
Dear Shelfy: Cam did this first (Hollywood Tuna)
Backstage Britney! (Just Jared)
Filthy Scab and a cooler but not in a trailer park (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
No one lies to Leterman… save one (Pop Sugar)
Sit DOWN Naomi Campbell! (Holy Moly)
What’s making Angelina laugh? (INO)
Dina Lohan: never in their best interests (Cele|bitchy)
The thief speaks! (ICYDK)
Adnan changes his Chicken Fried tune (IDLYITW)
Softer, gentler, a little more grown up. Certainly Leonardo DiCaprio has his flaws and like most celebrities he can’t help but be a hypocrite on some level. At the very least though, as it relates to privacy and ulterior motives, unlike Shelf Ass and Pipsqueak, when Leo says he abhors the paps, he truly does abhor the paps. Full Story
It was hard to wake up this morning. Hayley my trainer http://hlmfitness.com/ was in a torturous mood yesterday and kicked my ass so brutally I seriously can’t walk without grunting. So it was starting to feel like a long week. And then…a gift! Any day with Karl is a gift! Karl presented Karl Lagerfeld Spring 09 in Paris yesterday and as you can see, he was his usual ridiculous, amazing self on the runway and also seated next to the legendary bitch Anna Wintour. Full Story