A big deal was made the other day that Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman would not be selling her baby photos. So was it an honourable decision – that somehow the photo-opp loving Gran would suddenly be picture shy? Or was it more case of no one caring?
Word is, Granny wanted no less than $3 million, refusing to suffer the indignity of being paid less than lesser celebrities. Unfortunately, the market value for Granny’s baby pics more or less matches her current box office appeal – which, as you know, is sh*t. Rumour has it, no publication was willing to pay her asking price… so instead, Gran had it “leaked” that she eschewed the role of parental pimp.
The Freeze knows what we say. And more than anything she will want to “prove” that she had a Sunday. Just because she won’t get paid for them, doesn’t mean they won’t exist. There will be candids. And soon.
Wednesday – am blogging all day, check back often. And sorry about the lack of clues this week. Have finally found a book to obsess about, been distracted.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Sienna Miller is not the other woman.
Actually…he’s not. But it seems like he’s in every other movie, doesn’t it? Not complaining. Having said that, the one movie he SHOULD be in is still up in the air. Funding is apparently the obstacle. Here’s an idea: tell Mike Myers to shove his next film up his ass and make Arrested Development instead! Check out my honey Jason Bateman at the Step Brothers premiere last night with a little bit of grizzle and a smattering of freckles and no hair plugs and … why isn’t he on my Freebie Five??? Photos from Wenn.com Full Story
Because Dr Sussman is the best obstetrician ever in the history of obstetrics! Dr Sussman of course is the man who delivered the Holy Twins on Saturday in Nice. He’s also been the star of several press conferences and even now, now that the double deities have arrived, Dr Sussman is STILL talking. Full Story
Justin Long will not go quietly into the night. Now that Drew Barrymore has tired of him, he has cleverly managed to get in with another A list starlet – this time it’s Kirsten Dunst. OK! Magazine is reporting the two were just spotted this morning in NYC, after what looked to be an allnighter, holding hands and kissing in Soho. Full Story
Try not to Rossum. Tori Spelling and that piece of sh*t she married, Kevin Federline Jr, decided they haven’t been getting enough attention lately, so yesterday, the two ran into some paps to get their picture taken. Just to make sure we know how desperate they are, Junior also leaned in for a kiss. Full Story
Katherine Heigl is an ungrateful bitch. And Shonda Rhimes is going to punish her. Do you love it, or do you LOVE it? Following her asstalking remarks a few weeks ago about withdrawing her Emmy nomination because in her estimation the Grey’s Anatomy writers didn’t deserve one, Katie has become Public Enemy #1 at GA. Full Story
SJP: bye bye witch boil! (Dlisted )
Not just her ass…but all Gisele’s luscious angles (Hollywood Tuna )
Who can out-freeze Granny Freeze? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Lauren Conrad gets dumped! (INO )
First the husband, now the home! Sienna stabs and stabs (Holy Moly )
Heath’s music lives on (Cele|bitchy)
Why Reese is in Paris (IDLYITW )
Once upon a time in Hollywood, most stars had a specialty. They focused on that specialty. They were great at their specialty. Like Tom Hanks isn’t recording a rap song and launching his own line of lawnmowers, you know what I mean? Nowadays in showbiz, quality control is the sh*ts. Anyone can become a celebrity. Full Story
Helen Mirren is 63. Over 20 years older than Nicole Kidman but sexier, fresher, more beautiful, more real, much, much warmer, and yes… even younger. Helen Mirren is hottest bitch ever! Nicole Kidman is frozen! This is Helen on holiday with her husband Taylor Hackford, wearing the sh*t out of that red bikini and showing off a body that is desirable at any age. Full Story