Happy Birthday Nora in London! Thank you for taking me with you from Sydney for your masters. Hope you’re enjoying a break between the books? Have a wonderful, wonderful Saturday. To Fitz in Little Rock: This past weekend at Dixie just didn’t feel right without you! Happy Birthday & I’ll see you soon, Lisa B. Full Story
After seeing Helen Mirren in a bikini yesterday, my husband had to make room for her on his Freebie Five. It’s all about the silver fox and today more of the same.
Meryl Streep glowed last night at the NYC premiere of Mamma Mia. Am told she’s pretty spectacular in the movie too. Pierce Brosnan, on the other hand, well Pierce apparently tries to sing. And fails miserably. So badly that his hilarious inability actually becomes one of the film’s selling features, just to hear it for yourself. Snort.
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Yours in gossip,
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And she TRIED. She totally tried. The shoes will tell you that. She tried and she SUCKED!!! Check out Shelf Ass Jessica Biel at the ESPYs last night where her Pippy was hosting. It’s the bangs, it’s the greasy pinhead ponytail, it’s a man wearing the tanktop and a skirt. Justin Timberlake is dating a herm. Full Story
Been ages since Nick Lachey and his paqeant girl Vanessa Minnillo have been seen on the scene. But you know how these things work, right? Nick is the host of ABC’s High School Musical Get in the Picture. The show premieres on Sunday... amazingly enough, Nick and Nessa turned up at Katsuya for dinner last night, greeted by the paparazzi. Full Story
She’ll be on Sesame Street – see below – and now my sources are telling me Feist will perform at a free concert August 4th to celebrate the 150th anniversary of the province of British Columbia! Other artists include Colin James and Burton Cummings but what’s most exciting is that Feist will share the stage with none other than Sarah McLachlan on the lawn of the BC Legislature in Victoria. Full Story
What it costs to look boring (Dlisted )
And I’d STILL take this over filthy scab Pam Anderson (Hollywood Tuna )
Fit...or Starved? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Madge = Britney + Justin??? (INO)
Crypt Mouth > Pout Mouth (Holy Moly )
Dress like a 10 year old (Cele|bitchy )
Katie & Lacey (Candy Kirby )
Kiki Hearts Speed Racer (IDLYITW )
With the sensational style And I can go on and on for like a mileA minute, I get in it Like a car and drive Remember Special Ed? What happened to Special Ed? This is Maggie Gyllenhaal at Letterman last night, every inch perfection. Like old school and new school rolled together, all class and cool, chic but relatable – what’s not to love about Maggie G? And don’t tell me it’s because she doesn’t look like Jennifer Aniston. Full Story
Sorry... am not giving away Colin Firth. Who’d be crazy enough to give away Colin Firth??? But the way he’s wearing this suit last night at the NY premiere makes me crazy. PS. If you see Mamma Mia! this weekend, stay for the credits. There’s a bonus. Up for giveaway – 20 of the following Mamma Mia! items: -Women’s t-shirt-Visor-Chapstick-Beachball If you’re interested, please send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org Full Story
In the new issue of People Magazine, Sienna Miller’s people insist she’s not a homewrecker because Balthazar Getty and his wife have been “living separate lives” for a while. Still, the experience has been “humiliating” for Rosetta Getty and she’s apparently pissed as sh*t that she “left the country to protect the kids, and he continues to see Sienna publicly”. Full Story
RoboBride Katie Holmes on the set of Eli Stone yesterday with her arms crossed over her chest. She was probably just chilly but let’s play our favourite game anyway, shall we? The Photo Assumption Game is the best game ever! Smut Psychoanalysis of KatE Cruise: Feels naked and unsure of herself without husband, too much time has passed, cannot remember how to simply BE alone Terribly insecure Arms used as a shield to hide many secrets Arms used as self support to contain her suffering after learning of those many secrets Slouched shoulders suggest a lack of confidence facing the world Slouched shoulders suggest she"s horny and hasn"t been properly satisfied in years The hair sucks assNow you play Dr. Full Story