Not a day over 30

July 14, 2008 10:59:50 Posted at July 14, 2008 10:59:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Salma Hayek turns 42 in September. Bitch doesn’t look a day over 30. And next to Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, Salma could pass for a zygote. Seriously... that skin is amazing! Salma went shopping yesterday in Malibu with baby Valentina, 9 months old. You will note, Salma did NOT pimp her kid pics off to a tabloid. Full Story

Every Ewan Works

July 14, 2008 09:49:56 Posted at July 14, 2008 09:49:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Blonde, brown, dirty, clean...whatever, I don’t care. I’ll take Ewan McGregor any way he comes. But this way might be my all time favourite. His pants. The jacket. The hair. His skin. Me quiver. This is Ewan on Friday in Beverly Hills promoting his Long Way Down at the Summer TCA session - Ewan shot the doc last year chronicling the 85 days he spent on motorcycle with a friend, travelling 15,000 miles from John O’Groats in Scotland to Cape Town, South Africa. Full Story

Retire the Move

July 14, 2008 09:18:11 Posted at July 14, 2008 09:18:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Usher performed in Nigeria on Friday at Thisday’s 3rd Africa Rising Festival and treated the audience to several crotch grabs. Lameness. Kinda like his career. Which might be why he’s trying to reassert his sexy. But showbiz is fickle. Usher went away for a couple of years, married a woman everybody hates, became a father. Full Story

Hot & Dowdy in Paris

July 14, 2008 08:08:45 Posted at July 14, 2008 08:08:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jake Gyllenhaal in Paris heading to a restaurant with Reese Witherspoon hiding his new long hair under a cap and looking a sexy beast in stripes. So when did Jakey G get cool? Jakey G is hot, no doubt, but Jakey G was never cool. Now Jakey G is hot AND cool. Must be the pants. Check it out – Jakey G is actually wearing his pants right. Full Story

Fergie at the wedding

July 14, 2008 07:13:03 Posted at July 14, 2008 07:13:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rare sighting of Fergie and Josh Duhamel together – seen the other day at Taboo’s wedding in Pasadena. Her body is crazy, non? Encouraging to see that Fergie isn’t That Girl. That Girl who tries to upstage the bride. A perfect choice for someone else’s special day: subdued, appropriate, flattering but not eye-catching. Full Story

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Tits & Romo in Tahoe

July 14, 2008 06:09:30 Posted at July 14, 2008 06:09:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tony Romo played in a golf tournament at Lake Tahoe the other day, Jessica Simpson flew in to join him with her sister and brother-in-law. As you can see, Jess, wearing white, tried to sneak into the event incognito. Very subtle. While in Tahoe Jess and Tony also showed up at the Heart concert. Holy sh*t. Full Story

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Married...but not ugly

July 14, 2008 05:54:00 Posted at July 14, 2008 05:54:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Balthazar Getty is married. But at least he’s not ugly...right? Much better looking than Rhys Ifans? For some people, that’s actually an improvement. Perhaps that’s the way Sienna sees it. Two weeks after news first broke that Sienna Miller had homewrecked Balthazar Getty’s marriage, paps caught the couple on holiday in Italy, leaving no doubt (if there was any before) about the status of the relationship. Full Story

Jailbait gets hacked

July 14, 2008 05:47:38 Posted at July 14, 2008 05:47:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Another round of Miley Cyrus “scandal” shots – scandalous for Disney, that is, but totally normal for any sex-obsessed, boy crazed 16 year old. The only difference is that THIS 16 year old has become a brand. A projected billion dollar brand. Once upon a time, teenagers were simply entertainers, which was bad enough. Full Story

Madge"s Family Weekend

July 14, 2008 05:41:23 Posted at July 14, 2008 05:41:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Madonna was not wearing a wedding ring on Friday but she was holding her husband’s hand... Check out the Family Madge at Kabbalah service the other night – Madonna being led out by Guy Ritchie and again yesterday taking their kids out to a movie, both continuing to attempt to convince the world that all is right between them But who cares? Who cares when Lourdes is around? Note that the only 2 people wearing sunglasses are Madonna and Lourdes. Full Story

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The Holy Birth

July 14, 2008 05:30:10 Posted at July 14, 2008 05:30:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

All those magazine covers and exclusive stories, all the rumours, all the speculation... the Pitts must have been laughing. Hard. Because remember, in the end, the Pitts are always in control. And with the birth of a girl AND a boy, the Pitts proved them all wrong. For weeks and weeks, it was a foregone conclusion – Entertainment Tonight going so far as to prematurely report the names of two baby girls born to The Brange called Isla and Amelie. Full Story