June 17, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2009 06:37:57 June 17, 2009 06:37:57

Happy 42nd Birthday Silvia! Here’s some Hugh Jackman, by request, to start the party! My baby Marcus turns 6 today. He has an attitude problem and a wicked case of separation anxiety but it wouldn’t be Marcus if there was no drama. My beagle is the best.  Full Story

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Three weeks to go before the release of Bruno which is why he’s slowly making his way across Europe and then to North America to promote the film.

Yesterday it was Paris where he did his best, naturally, to show us the inside of his body through his ass, and also brought along his real life baby mother Isla Fisher who, as you know, is super tight these days with the likes of Courteney Cox and Sheryl Crow and the Malibu Mother Mafia.

The first review of Bruno however has now been published – click here to read - and while Sacha may have moved to Hollywood, he’s still not afraid to punk on some major Hollywood players. SPOILER: there’s a part in the film when Bruno tries to de-gay himself and seeks assistance from a Bible thumper so that he can go straight “like Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and Kevin Spacey”.

Do you love it?

I mean, Sacha would know, right?

It’s Tuesday. New posts all day in between a screening of (500) Days of Summer. CanNOT wait. Will tweet about it. My Twitter is here.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. It’s our last week of Venus Embrace looks. All-time best legs coming Thursday! Any suggestions? Click here to catch up if you haven’t voted on our previous looks.

PPS. Bro Massage is not Ben and Casey Affleck. Or Casey Affleck and Joaquin Phoenix. Also not Sean Penn and Josh Brolin.

Photos from Wenn.com

I Love You JGL

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2009 12:22:00 June 16, 2009 12:22:00

Loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it. Wanted to see (500) Days of Summer so badly. Full Story

Spanx for men?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2009 11:37:08 June 16, 2009 11:37:08

They have it now. Maybe not Spanx brand, but there’s definitely a line of, um, male girding attire that’s now on the market. They sell them at Selfridges. Michelle just googled it. Cost $100. They come in short sleeve, long sleeve, and v-neck in a variety of colours. Michelle posits that Ed must like the v-neck to show off his chest hair. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2009 11:05:11 June 16, 2009 11:05:11

The Vagina Virgins get replaced by vaginas (Dlisted)

If you’re going to work out on a pole, why must you have it filmed? (Hollywood Tuna)

Katie Holmes – new hair and dancing shoes (Pop Sugar)

Pussycat on the beach, wicked sick body (The Superficial)

Robert Pattinson’s cover was nothing compared to this (Just Jared)

JLove’s got a case of the Ali Lohans (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

How much Tom Cruise pays for a night at a hotel (INO)

YES! Jason Stackhouse will strip again! (Towleroad)

Self portrait of a child star crack whore (Popoholic)

Is plastic surgery possible on biceps? (The Blemish)

Russell Robin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2009 10:13:01 June 16, 2009 10:13:01

Some great shots of Russell Crowe today on location in Wales for his new highly anticipated Robin Hood movie with Ridley Scott. They’ve reportedly been scrapping incessantly, two massive egos battling every day. The studio has denied it but it’s totally believable. Please. Ridley Scott knows everything. Full Story

English Fried Chicken

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2009 08:04:13 June 16, 2009 08:04:13

Britney Spears played a series of shows in London and is now enjoying some downtime in the best city ever. Yesterday she took her boys to Hamley’s, a toy store, and today it was the zoo. As you know, Team Spears has extended the tour, just confirmed more dates in North America, pushing her as far she can go, just in case there’s no more, must get every last drop. Full Story

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Shake it loose!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2009 07:47:42 June 16, 2009 07:47:42

Bradley Cooper’s hair is some pretty great sh-t. But not when he slicks it back Gordon Gekko styles like some sleazy club douche which is exactly how he styled it last night at the CFDAs. Coop, as he apparently likes to be called, is wearing Calvin Klein. Properly tailored but it’s not his best outing. Full Story

Kristen keeps better company

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2009 07:23:17 June 16, 2009 07:23:17

While Robert Pattinson narrowly avoided getting strangled by Twi-hards yesterday in New York, and probably spent the rest of the night wanting to strangle himself (the Twilight albatross gets heavier and heavier…at this point it’s more like a noose), Kristen Stewart was in LA working on her Joan Jett biopic and hanging out with Joan Jett herself. Full Story

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He wasn’t mauled…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2009 07:05:38 June 16, 2009 07:05:38

Taylor Lautner showed up at the CFDAs last night… Not really sure why but whatever. His people are trying to push him out there, he’s gradually making his way to Toronto for the MMVAs on Sunday, and he’s been trying to claim him own share of the spotlight next to the glaring oppressive heat from Robert Pattinson’s star. Full Story

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It fits!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2009 06:45:27 June 16, 2009 06:45:27

How many times have you seen Blake Lively wearing something 2 sizes too small? Remember the Golden Globes? Amazingly enough, last night at the CFDA Awards, Blake actually put on a dress that fit. And looked terrific. Super sexy, super fresh, super tanned but not obnoxiously so, and very, very healthy. Full Story