Friday, September 26, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Ummmmm…Kevin McKidd? Like he can be a Grey’s series regular ANYtime. Man makes Patrick Dempsey look like Daniel Radcliffe. Ew!

Britney’s Womaniser was released today – have you heard it? Click here

Don’t hate but don’t love. A little too generic, non?

It’s Friday. Barring any major smutty scandals, like the Brange styles, posting will be on the light side today. I’m 35 and there’s some kind of surprise in the works which better involve champagne and the overuse of my husband’s credit card.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Diane Lane is not being managed.

Ebola infects Jamaica?

September 26, 2008 09:47:08 Posted at September 26, 2008 09:47:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Wouldn’t blame the good people of Jamaica if they woke up a little uneasy this morning. Last night, the country’s reigning sprint god appeared on David Letterman. Also on Letterman? Hollywood’s deadliest disease Ebola Paris Hilton. Check her out all cocked up and uncoordinated arriving at the studio. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

September 26, 2008 09:40:54 Posted at September 26, 2008 09:40:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How much does her makeup weigh? (Dlisted)

Blake Lively in a one piece (Hollywood Tuna)

Did Chuck Bass fill Drew’s cup? (Just Jared)

All Jessicas hire the paps (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Newly single…and looking for Shia? (Pop Sugar)

Clooney goes back for 2nds and 3rds (Holy Moly UK)

What if he knocked on YOUR door? (INO)

How Brad gets pretty (Cele|bitchy)

But Bruce Willis is a Republican!?!? (Candy Kirby)

Can’t escape the child star curse (IDLYITW)

Disney twats are delusional

September 26, 2008 08:33:12 Posted at September 26, 2008 08:33:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Vanessa Hudgens up to her twatty tricks again. Out and about in Beverly Hills yesterday and suddenly very offended by the paps, Really Vanessa Hudgens? Really? Will you remember Vanessa Hudgens in 3 years? Do you even remember her now? 14 year olds have short attention spans. The ones who are screaming for her now won’t give a sh*t in 6 months. Full Story

Sponsored Smut: W presents SJP x 2

September 26, 2008 08:29:20 Posted at September 26, 2008 08:29:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Don't forget your shot at a TV career on W Network here and also, for the ladies, it's DoubleFlix Saturday this weekend featuring the network premiere of The Family Stone starring Sarah Jessica Parker. Full Story

Will at 40

September 26, 2008 07:52:06 Posted at September 26, 2008 07:52:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is damn fine. Look at that skin! Will Smith celebrated his 40th birthday yesterday and was joined by family at his son Trey’s football game. Do you see Carlton? It’s Carlton! Will shares his birthday with Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas… which has always had me wondering about the science of astrology. Full Story

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DanRad > Katie?

September 26, 2008 07:21:12 Posted at September 26, 2008 07:21:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Equus opened on Broadway last night with Daniel Radcliffe receiving rave reviews. Much more enthusiastic than Katie Holmes’s debut a week earlier. Oh but he’s…. so not cute anymore. Photos attached of Dan on stage and at the afterparty with his gross pubey facial hair in an awkward, if you’re trying to be ironic it’s definitely not working, dorky looking suit. Full Story

September 26, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

September 26, 2008 07:13:43 Posted at September 26, 2008 07:13:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday “my little Yee cup” with love and thanks from your Cheeser. Madge is coming – are you ready? If you’re in Toronto, I MUST see you at the screening! Happy Birthday Brie! Can’t forget about yourself, you know… Happy Birthday Kelli! We can agree to disagree about 90210, right? And, um, 4 kids 6 and under? Are you crazy??? Much love – have a great weekend! To Jordan – Happy 18th Birthday! We share! Was supposed to post a photo of you and Anne Hathaway but I can’t find it. Full Story

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Dear Gossips,

How do you feel about Disney owning Johnny Depp?

More on that later…

It’s a big premiere night on TV – how sad is it that we’ve already planned a sushi dinner and a bottle of wine on the couch in time for The Office … and we’re calling it a date? Am giving Grey’s Anatomy 2 episodes. If it’s back to the same sh*ts, I walk.

Shenae Grimes touches food?!?! See it for yourself. Photos to follow.

Congratulations Susanna F for winning the IT Lounge Swag Giveaway! SO impressed you shared it with family and friends !

It’s Thursday – new posts all day.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Imagine…

September 25, 2008 15:04:00 Posted at September 25, 2008 15:04:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A world without Stewart and Colbert??? Blasphemy! The new cover of Entertainment Weekly. Amazing. The article opens like this and keeps getting better: In the midst of re-creating the controversial New Yorker cover illustration of Barack and Michelle Obama for the cover photo that graces this week's print edition of Entertainment Weekly, Jon Stewart stops briefly to pose a taste question. Full Story

Where’s Gerry???!!!!

September 25, 2008 13:40:46 Posted at September 25, 2008 13:40:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Find him! Find him, Stephen Huvane! Because this is bad… This is very, very, VERY bad. It doesn’t get badder than drunk dialing…but drunk dialing that self fellating douchebag John Mayer? Pathetic. The Daily Mail Full Story