Kate, Kate, Kate and the GMD watches football

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2008 16:46:00 November 25, 2008 16:46:00

It is a new world. A world the GMD is not altogether familiar with. These days, the number one movie at the box office is sold at the mall. Many malls across America. These days you have to hustle. Tom Cruise hasn’t had to hustle in a very long time. But Tom Cruise must hustle now. Valkyrie is on the brink of disaster. Full Story

Merging the dogs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2008 13:33:29 November 25, 2008 13:33:29

Apparently they’re about to move in to his new New York apartment together and are tentatively doing so in LA as well. This would mean making sure her remaining dog, the one that ate her 2nd dog, killing it tragically as she was negligently in the other room, will have to live in peace with Justin’s two pooches. Full Story

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Being thankful for Paul Rudd

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2008 11:36:26 November 25, 2008 11:36:26

He’s not for my loins, but my friend Michelle and no doubt many of you have the hard quiver for Paul Rudd for a long time. Understandably so. Not for me but totally understandable. Paul Rudd is terribly underrated and ridiculously talented and sooooo funny. In a subtle way. And in a fearless way too, as evidenced by his recent naked stint on Saturday Night Live. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2008 11:19:10 November 25, 2008 11:19:10

Chicken Fried Stupid still has bad taste (Dlisted)

Too much Miley makes Hayden P palatable (Hollywood Tuna)

The GMD looks 10 years younger! (Just Jared)

This crazy body is 10 years older than Granny Freeze (IDLYITW)

Ashley Olsen yells at the paps (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

How much for Harry Potter’s jeans? (INO)

Mr Spittle before he was famous (ICYDK)

Brad’s Benjamin Button building buzz (Cele|bitchy)

He should write a style book. About his pants (Pop Sugar)

Hollywood downsizing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2008 10:30:08 November 25, 2008 10:30:08

These are tough economic times. Even Hollywood, even celebrities must downsize. And even the famed Vanity Fair Oscar party is scaling down too. It is one of the most coveted invitations of the year. And it will be even more so in 2009. Normally held at Morton’s, Graydon Carter has just announced that Vanity Fair’s Oscar party will instead take place at the new It place to be, the Sunset Tower, Jennifer Aniston’s favourite place to have dinner. Full Story

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It`s all about healthy eating

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2008 09:49:10 November 25, 2008 09:49:10

But isn’t it always? Debra Messing with her “new amazing body!” graces the cover of the new issue of Self. Inside the magazine, she discusses her frustration with the tabloids over losing her baby weight and what finally led her to finding a program that worked. Her secret? Oh just healthy eating. Full Story

Not without his Elsa

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2008 08:45:51 November 25, 2008 08:45:51

Adrien Brody brought his Elsa Pataky with him last night to the Hollywood premiere of Cadillac Records. She’s the one who inspired him to buy that fake castle, remember? By the way, did you know that photo shoot originally printed in Spain and it was 40+ pages??? Of him in a bathtub reading a script with NO WATER IN IT? And leaning up against a tractor with his EYES CLOSED? Ugh. Full Story

Granny & Ali Lohan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2008 08:22:08 November 25, 2008 08:22:08

Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman – she’s like the Ali Lohan of 40 year olds. 40 going on 70. Right? This is Gran at the New York premiere of Australia last night with her husband and Hugh Jackman and even her bestie Naomi Watts showed up in support, one of those token gestures perhaps just to keep up appearances. Full Story

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Chicken Fried Nails (FIXED!)

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2008 08:05:26 November 25, 2008 08:05:26

The cover of the new issue of Rolling Stone featuring, who else?, Britney Spears, keeping the record alive: bare abs every time. But take a closer look at that nasty fake thumbnail. Really? That’s the best they could do? Sigh. She can’t get rid of the glue-ons. Because she chews. Am attaching a couple of images from inside the magazine – as you can see, especially from the side angle, that body really is the tightest it’s been in forever. Full Story

November 25, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2008 07:00:36 November 25, 2008 07:00:36

Happy 30th Birthday Elka Schmelka! Hope you’re enjoying Vegas, hope you’re creating some smut of your own! With love from Doran. To Catherine B in Toronto, the best auntie and sister – Happy Birthday! Love, Karen L. To Angela – Happy 37th Birthday! Wishing you some calm and quiet before the arrival of your twin boys! WOW. Full Story

Monday, November 24, 2008

Dear Gossips,

At the American Music Awards last night –wicked killer performances by Sarah McLachlan and Alicia Keys …and Coldplay sucked so much sh-t. Like seriously, what is wrong with Chris Martin’s voice? Why is he total ass every time on live tv?

Much more on the AMAs to follow.

Also from the weekend – the best day of LipGloss’s life.

As for Twilight – needless to say, it was a crazy opening box office. So crazy that they’ve confirmed they will go ahead with the sequel, hopefully with a bigger budget for better effects. More fangirl cheese on the way. Yay? Nay?

Monday – am blogging all day. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey