July 10, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 10, 2008 06:22:10 Posted at July 10, 2008 06:22:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Casey S in Baton Rouge with so much trans-Atlantic love from your best friend Niamh in England. Congratulations Maya on the new job in Tokyo! To Ellen from Steff – Happy Birthday! Love that the bachelorette and the full time mom bond daily over smut. Thank you so much for the support … hope your day is the best! Full Story

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Yesterday’s smuggle challenge elicited quite the response. Best of all, most of your food sneak exploits did not actually involve food… but alcohol. Degenerates!

My favourite though was sent from Jannah S with perhaps the low classiest smuggle of them all:

I went to see the Nutcracker a few years ago at the Hummingbird and the woman next to me was eating Swiss Chalet. SWISS CHALET at the ballet. Disgusting.

I want to meet the person who brings Swiss Chalet to the ballet. Are you out there?

Wednesday – am blogging all day…check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Heather Locklear is not the other woman.

Pip eats without his ass

July 9, 2008 16:16:05 Posted at July 9, 2008 16:16:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As my mother would say… Why this happening? Pipsqueakweasel Justin Timberlake eating out without his Shelf Ass Jessica Biel? Impossible! Yet here he is – JT last night photographed outside a restaurant in Beverly Hills and no Shelfy in sight, which only means that we’ll be seeing Shelfy clinging to her Pippy very, very soon, lest you forget he has a girlfriend. Full Story

Not Free… Yet

July 9, 2008 15:55:19 Posted at July 9, 2008 15:55:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was widely reported last week that the low rent Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox was single and that she’d cut herself loose from Brian Austin Green. Not so. Megan has not addressed the rumours, even though she’s pretty vocal about many other things, including how often she likes having sex. But while Megan has declined to declare her still-engaged status, he on the other hand is making it very clear: she still belongs to me. Full Story

Her Madgesty’s Stalker?

July 9, 2008 12:31:22 Posted at July 9, 2008 12:31:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It started out that they’re having an affair. Now it just sounds like Madonna has a stalker. And his name is Alex Rodriguez. Loser! Us Weekly blew open the story last week, the first to report on A-Rod’s surprising friendship with the Madge. From there it’s been a full on avalanche despite strong and specific denials on Madonna’s part insisting that she is not romantically involved with him and Cynthia Rodriguez’s attorney confirming that their relationship was not sexual. Full Story

Ryan’s Many Faces

July 9, 2008 11:40:40 Posted at July 9, 2008 11:40:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am swooning. Ryan Gosling was in Washington yesterday to participate at the ENOUGH Project national conference. Something about the way he’s so animated. And his head dipping down as his eyes look up. And the shy smile. And the flirty smile. And his biceps… And he"s not nursing a hangover poolside at the Standard. Full Story

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Love Lessons from a 14 year old

July 9, 2008 10:55:16 Posted at July 9, 2008 10:55:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

“These arms…they ache. And this soul…is in pain”. Lyrics from Ali Lohan’s new song All The Way Around in which she addresses learning from her love mistakes. What??? She’s 14!!! Although I suppose it’s not easy to remember that, given that Dina has whored her up and classed her down, the way she does all her daughters, so that what was supposed to be an adolescent time of discovery has now become an adolescent time of pimpage. Full Story

Groupie Sex

July 9, 2008 08:37:47 Posted at July 9, 2008 08:37:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

John Mayer played in front of a small crowd yesterday in New York and was asked a question from the audience about whether or not he’d ever had sex with a groupie to which he replied: "Do you respect my honesty? Yes, I have.” And of course, for those of you who’ve been reading this blog for a while, you also know that after a while, after all the nameless, faceless fans he took to bed following a performance, John decided to spice up the experiences by adding in the golden shower. Full Story

Old Teenager had a baby

July 9, 2008 07:55:40 Posted at July 9, 2008 07:55:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

All you yummy mummies will be mad at me for saying but seriously…this has more to do with chicken fried style than the fact that she gave birth not too long ago. Jamie Lynn looks like sh*t. And there is NO excuse for having hair the colour of Estelle Getty’s wig from the Golden Girls. Check it out – Jamie Lynn Spears on the cover of OK! with baby Maddie, still part of that $1 million deal hammered out by mama Lynne way back in December when the magazine paid her to break the exclusive about her pregnancy. Full Story

No Squirrels in Madrid

July 9, 2008 07:40:53 Posted at July 9, 2008 07:40:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Must be the Spanish air. Or that Rafa has returned home. And perhaps Iker is lurking around somewhere, blessing Anne Hathaway who looks much better in Madrid promoting Get Smart than she did in Rome with her squirrel face makeup. Another amazing gown…think I like this one more than the white from yesterday. Full Story

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