Loving her blonde

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2009 17:24:45 January 6, 2009 17:24:45

It’s Drew Barrymore arriving at a post-production facility today, likely working on her directorial debut Whip It! starring Ellen Page. As you can see, Drew is very blonde. You likey? I likey. It’s a funky fresh change. Not forever, but for now it works for me. Drew will also begin promotion soon for He’s Just Not That Into You, a film she produced with an ensemble cast that includes Jennifer Connelly and Scarlet Johansson and Ben Affleck and yes, Jennifer Aniston due in February. Full Story

Defiant triple yum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2009 14:35:00 January 6, 2009 14:35:00

At the premiere of Defiance tonight in London – Daniel Craig, fresh off his sunny holiday with Satsuki on the beach, looking rested and tan and as usual filling out his suit beautifully. But also new dad for the second time Liev Schreiber – am a fan – and Jamie Bell too. Love Jamie Bell. Full Story

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Too Easy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2009 13:32:09 January 6, 2009 13:32:09

Yesterday’s post about the Alba Bitch playing Taupe, using her kid for her career… Was pleasantly surprised to receive emails from you mommies quick to point out her fraud – apparently the hoop earrings were the telltale sign? See this is why I need you. Full Story

Common-law Cowboy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2009 12:00:29 January 6, 2009 12:00:29

Tony Romo is very, very serious about Jessica Simpson. Because he’s implying that she’s much more than just a girlfriend. The message is that she’s almost a wife. Like a common-law wife, wifely enough to be included in the 2008 Cowboys Family Cookbook presented by “the wives of the Dallas Cowboys”. Full Story

Chuck gets a massage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2009 11:45:00 January 6, 2009 11:45:00

Gossip Girl returned last night – thanks for your emails today asking about the Weekly Chat. It’s back… although the first show of the year kinda sucked, non? Was the kind of episode you really didn’t have to pay attention to until the final 10 minutes. Until the big reveal. Which was a hot reveal. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2009 10:43:20 January 6, 2009 10:43:20

The MiniVan Majority can even control a Madonna concert (Dlisted)

Jim & Jenny: will it last? Why don’t I think so? (Hollywood Tuna)

LipGloss tries to be badass! (Just Jared)

ZZ’s crazy body (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

John Krasinski & Emily Blunt: first NYE (Pop Sugar)

What Ebola will name its daughter (INO)

John Mayer douches himself…again (Cele|bitchy)

Samantha Jones wants Gordon Brown (Holy Moly)

Is Chace Crawford eyef-cking Leighton’s man? (The Blemish)

GOOP is fat!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2009 09:15:27 January 6, 2009 09:15:27

Are you crusty today? Post holiday blues? If so, my Gwyneth is about to piss you off. Be warned. Or maybe that’s a good thing. You know you love to hate her. So she’s released her first GOOPy newsletter of the year – this time about detoxing. And she opens by telling you that she, Gwyneth Paltrow, with her own personal gym and dance studio, with her own personal trainer, with 2 hours a day dedicated to working out got fat over Christmas and needs to work on purging the Christmas weight. Full Story

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Cheryl doesn’t know Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2009 08:02:02 January 6, 2009 08:02:02

As posted yesterday, much to the delight of British gossip mongers, Posh’s one time protégé Cheryl Cole is featured in the new issue of UK Vogue. Cheryl, bless her, is a mouthy bitch and she does not hesitate to throw down in an interview with the competition including Victoria Beckham. Full Story

Self spinning drama

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2009 07:42:52 January 6, 2009 07:42:52

And she has to do it for herself. Because it’s not like she has a job or anything. So her publicist has nothing to promote. As such, on top of all her other daily activities – shopping, melting down, smoking, getting cranked – she’s now charged with the task of spinning her own drama, making sure she still has some of your attention. Full Story

Golden Vagina Virgins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2009 07:11:22 January 6, 2009 07:11:22

Skew younger, skew younger. This is the message. So did Robert Pattinson decline? They wanted him as a presenter, instead the Hollywood Foreign Press Association confirmed this morning that the Vagina Virgin Jonas Brothers would make an appearance on Sunday to pad their ratings – you know the zygotes will tune in. Full Story

Milk Bromance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2009 07:05:41 January 6, 2009 07:05:41

Josh Brolin was ignored by the Hollywood Foreign Press Association for a Golden Globe nomination but he did receive the Best Supporting Actor honour from the NY Film Critics Circle and was recognised by the Screen Actors Guild which certainly holds him in good stead when the Academy announces its nominees on January 22nd. Full Story