About Twilight the movie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2008 13:56:20 November 20, 2008 13:56:20

SPOILER WARNING! But then again, if you’re going, you’ve likely read it. So I guess it’s not that spoiley. But just in case, click away if you can’t handle it. So. The movie. It was embarrassing, it was cheesy, it was cheesy, it was CHEESY, it was unintentionally f-cking hilarious, it was cringe-worthy, it was appalling… In other words, just like the book. Full Story

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Lilo disappearing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2008 12:12:03 November 20, 2008 12:12:03

She just arrived on the carpet at the new Atlantis Hotel on Palm Jumeirah in Dubai – they spent sick money pulling this party off with heavyweights like Charlize Theron and even DeNiro scheduled to attend. And yes, Samantha Ronson has been booked to DJ the late night session. Which is why Lindsay Lohan is there, wearing black, and almost at her scary weight. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2008 12:00:52 November 20, 2008 12:00:52

Just got back from Juno 2009 presser. Am writing Twilight movie review – it’s coming!

Is Winona Ryder sad smut? (Dlisted)

Jerry Seinfeld’s jailbait grew up … HOT! (Hollywood Tuna)

Kate Bosworth eats carbs? (Just Jared)

Rebecca Loos’s tits > Posh’s concrete tits (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Little Sci wears a coat! Finally! (Pop Sugar)

Blair Waldorf sings (INO)

Aniston can’t say ass (Webster’s is my Bitch)

Hugh Jackman on gay (Cele|bitchy)

Karolina Kurkova’s missing hole (IDLYITW)

It’s always herm on her

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2008 11:21:59 November 20, 2008 11:21:59

Picture the hat and the cute dress and the flats, picture it on Rachel McAdams, or Nicole Richie, on anyone else but Shelfy. Love it, right? But Shelf Ass Jessica Biel, she herms up everything she wears. It’s not about being too fit. Too fit is great. But the gracelessness, as though a low “guhhhh” follows her wherever she goes, makes “pretty” an entirely inappropriate attribute for the love of Pippy’s life. Full Story

Softening Madge

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2008 10:03:37 November 20, 2008 10:03:37

The dress is debatable. I KNOW you hate it. But me I’m ok with it. Not to say I would wear it, of course not. But it’s Madonna. And she’s already larger than life. So why would you expect someone larger than life to wear an entirely ordinary outfit? Before you start shouting, please note the distinction. Full Story

Ben buzzed!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2008 08:25:34 November 20, 2008 08:25:34

Ben Affleck showed off a new buzz cut yesterday in Congo, his fourth trip to the country in a year, to raise awareness about the refugees, 300,000 of them, displaced by conflict in the country. "The primary reason I am here is to urge people to give money to the NGOs and charities doing hard work in eastern Congo on meager funds. Full Story

Serena’s breasts for charity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2008 07:55:00 November 20, 2008 07:55:00

They’ve become the third wheel in the Blair/Serena friendship, surprising cast additions on Gossip Girl that are, at times, as clever and conniving about making a scene as Ms Waldorf herself. Here is Blake Lively last night at the Gucci UNICEF event in New York offsetting her boring dress with a delectable eyeful of her cleavage. Full Story

The alternative to Pitt Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2008 07:28:00 November 20, 2008 07:28:00

While there really is no worthy substitute, and porn preferences are obviously personal, for purely aesthetic appreciation, it can’t get much better than Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. Would be like watching two angels f-cking. But they’re so private all the time, hiding from the paps, declining to speak of their relationship. Full Story

Lighting up Paris, Lighting up New York

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2008 07:28:00 November 20, 2008 07:28:00

It’s full-on Christmas mode. Am still not completely ready but getting there after seeing these photos of my Marion Cotillard at the Champs Elysees lighting ceremony yesterday. Le sigh. Paris. Did she cut her hair? No matter. She is lovely. As always. And still happily in love with Guillaume Canet. Full Story

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Fans of the Brange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2008 07:10:54 November 20, 2008 07:10:54

The Brangelunacy… you think it’s an exaggeration? As illustrated by those idiots who crashed the first class cabin to get autographs from the Twilight kids on a flight from Toronto to LA, shame is dying a rapid death. There is no shame. And there is no end to the embarrassment. I mean…these are ADULTS. Full Story

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Dear Gossips,

It’s Hugh!

Hugh Jackman has been named People’s Sexiest Man Alive. And deservedly so! Also not a huge surprise. After all, his odds were only 10 – 1. And, well, look at him!

He’s a beast! (even though that water shot is totally Mimi cheese toe)

Upon being told he’d captured the title, Hugh said his wife Deborra-Lee Furness agreed “I could've told them that years ago! Obviously, Brad wasn't available this year." Heh. That’s what you need. A woman who keeps your head on. Now the question is: will it help his movie Australia? It’s literally being edited right down to the wire, apparently because digitally making Granny’s face move in every frame has become a HUGE production! Can Hugh’s hotness overcome the Freeze?

Other sexy men discussed below. Including the selection of LipGloss to the list. In my old age, I don’t get it.

Wednesday – online all day. Remember to refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Don’t miss yesterday’s late posts – scroll down!