How to look good in a turtleneck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2009 14:51:59 March 25, 2009 14:51:59

This. Is how to do it…though it’s probably not fair. To use David Beckham as an example. On the outside, he’s basically perfect. And please. Don’t tell me about the inside. Or the voice. He doesn’t have to talk to me when he’s rocking me, how many times do we have to go over this? Anyway, this is Becks making sure he doesn’t catch cold the other night during a match for AC Milan. Full Story

Crack ramblings run in the family

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2009 11:55:00 March 25, 2009 11:55:00

Oh the Lohans… What would we do without the Lohans? Thanks to Matthew L for sending me a link to Dina Lohan’s Twitter – it’s my favourite thing about today. She’s like John Mayer. Except her grammar is for sh-t. And she can’t function within 140 characters. So her sentences get cut off. Full Story

How do you dump a Vagina Virgin?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2009 11:50:00 March 25, 2009 11:50:00

Not that it would have been a real break up because it wasn’t a real relationship but still… For all intents and purposes it was sold as a legitimate love, so will we be hearing about it on the Jonas Brothers next album? Probably won’t have to wait that long. Because Joe Jonas is part of the web generation – nothing happens if it doesn’t happen on Facebook/Twitter. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2009 11:01:57 March 25, 2009 11:01:57

Hot Harry covers his carrot! (Dlisted)

Holy sh-t, she actually wore pants…now that she’s landed a job (Hollywood Tuna)

Penn > Pattinson…what? (Just Jared)

Rachel McAdams going to Vegas (Pop Sugar)

Adrian Grenier’s latest piece (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

He can join Lilo on the unhireable assembly line (INO)

House Bunny’s killer body (Popoholic)

Fabulous! 40! No more marriage! (Cele|bitchy)

Bad taste in tv, bad taste in men (IDLYITW)

No more whores on Dancing with the Sh-ts! (A Socialite's Life)

Oscar-nominated delusions

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2009 09:32:45 March 25, 2009 09:32:45

You’ve heard by now about the exclusive interview Lindsay Lohan granted E! She let the crack talk the entire time. How else can you explain it? As you’d expect, Lilo blames you, me, everyone else for her career failures. Of course. Because Dina Lohan didn’t teach her about accountability, despite Lindsay’s insistence that her parents encouraged good values: With everything that's gone on with my family, my parents still taught us how to have tact, class, respect for others and how to follow our dreams and never change who we are for anyone or anything. Full Story

True 2009

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2009 09:14:00 March 25, 2009 09:14:00

The economy is in the sh-ts. People are poor. Even rich people are poor. Spandau Ballet is getting back together, oh lawd. Dumb, but True. Heh. That song plays in every Chinese restaurant in the world. You’d think they would be taking it to the bank over and over again in royalties, non? Evidently not. Full Story

His head is fine but he smells

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2009 08:09:00 March 25, 2009 08:09:00

Many of you have emailed about some tabloid story reporting that Robert Pattinson was struck in the head during New Moon shooting in Vancouver. He hasn’t started shooting. Makeup, screen testing, and training…but not shooting. Relax twi-hards. It never happened. He wasn’t hurt. Trust. Full Story

Harvey’s next

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2009 07:28:13 March 25, 2009 07:28:13

Every couple of years or so, Harvey likes to pick a young actress, turn her into a star. Or try to at least. It happened with my Gwyneth. The Alba Bitch had her chance, Anne Hathaway too, now it looks like Blake Lively has caught Harvey’s eye. A deal with the devil, you could say. Curious to see then if Blake shows up in Marchesa on carpet after carpet. Full Story

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King and Queen of TV B-List

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2009 07:15:49 March 25, 2009 07:15:49

At some event last night called the TV Guide Sexiest Stars Party… Needless to say, it didn’t get beyond B-List on the guest list, which is why Eva Longoria was treated like Angelina Jolie. Please. In all fairness though, given what they were working with – some Kardashians and several Dancing Sh-t cast members – Eva probably was the queen of the night, what with her soap opera Ken Paves hairstyle and some dress that looks recycled because even she knew it was a slow Tuesday in Hollywood. Full Story

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March 25, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2009 06:49:49 March 25, 2009 06:49:49

To Karen G in Toronto – Happy Belated Birthday! Happy 46th Birthday Kim! Hoping this is the year that Keith Urban is finally ready for you! And when he comes calling, I expect an email with a play by play on how he escaped the Freeze. Happy 28th Birthday Renee! Wishing you the best day ever! Thank you for being my bff for 25 years. Full Story