The True Punk

July 4, 2008 10:30:37 Posted at July 4, 2008 10:30:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ryan Adams likes to think he’s punk as f&ck. He should learn from little Maddox Pitt who is 7 years old. The kids have been visiting their mother in hospital on rotation. Here’s Maddox arriving today for some time alone with mom. Full Story

Mandy Moore: single and striped

July 4, 2008 09:46:22 Posted at July 4, 2008 09:46:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First photos of Mandy Moore in New York after breaking up with that f&cking loser Ryan Adams. As you can see, on the outside anyway, Mandy does not seem to be suffering too badly from their split. Which is a good thing. Contrived pseudo artists are so unworthy of tears. Remember in high school when it was cool to date a musician so you could say that your boyfriend was “in a band”? This is the only way a punk poseur like Ryan Adams can get a girl. Full Story

Some smarmy shame for your weekend?

July 4, 2008 08:56:08 Posted at July 4, 2008 08:56:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Every day Lara and I go back and forth on messenger. Lately, 60% of our conversations have been about Ed Westwick. Clarify – I should say 90% of HER conversation has been about Ed Westwick and I spent the rest of my time replying to her virtual groaning. Lara is currently on holiday in London. Full Story

The Dark Knight > Everything

July 4, 2008 08:37:54 Posted at July 4, 2008 08:37:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Entertainment Weekly’s latest issue features Batman and the Joker and an inside look at the making of the Dark Knight, including director and co-star commentary on the late Heath Ledger in what could very well be only the 2nd performance to earn a posthumous Oscar. Beyond Ledger’s performance though, everything else about the movie rocks too. Full Story

Cheesy Perv on the Prowl

July 4, 2008 08:09:50 Posted at July 4, 2008 08:09:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Michael Bublé is back home in Vancouver, had dinner in Yaletown last night. The good news? He’s still humble enough to wait 40 minutes for a table at the Cactus Club. The pervy news? He eyef*cked the sh*t out of female patrons sitting all around him. Like dude… at least be a little discriminating, would you? And could only manage the lamest opening lines ever. Full Story

Cover Girl Finale Exclusive Giveaway!

July 4, 2008 08:04:37 Posted at July 4, 2008 08:04:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Was so great to meet so many of you at the Cover Girl launch in Toronto at Forever 21! Photos have finally arrived and are attached. And Paul Venoit said it’s totally ok to do a smoky eye with red lips now. Will you try it for fall? If not for my geisha girl/Asian fetish phobia, I’d totally do it! To round up the event and the smutty sponsorship and since y’all have sent so many contest entries, Cover Girl threw in a bonus finale giveaway that includes all of the following: LashBlast Volume Blasting Mascara (waterproof/black) LashBlast Volume Blasting Mascara (regular/black) AmazeMint Wet Slicks - Pink Positive AmazeMint Wet Slicks - Plum Crazy AmazeMint Wet Slicks - Merry Berry Eye Enhancers - Tropical Fusion Eye Enhancers - Dynamite Drama Eye Enhancers - Shimmering Onyx Eye Enhancers - Indigo Impact Eye Enhancers - Blazing BluesIf you’re interested, please send an email to Full Story

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July 4, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 4, 2008 08:00:00 Posted at July 4, 2008 08:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 50th Birthday on Sunday Lynda! To Rim from Coco on your 25th birthday…light it up this weekend, the way every pseudo celebrity would! PS. Beware the Bublé who is in town and on the prowl. Pig. Happy 25th Birthday to Christina Q. in San Diego!!! Lots of love to my firecracker girl from your crazy mom in Katy! To Carla – have heard it’s the final defence of your PhD dissertation next week. Full Story

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Dear Gossips,


Can we worship Meryl Streep off the top today? This is Meryl Streep promoting Mamma Mia in Germany – hot and stylish without having to freeze her face. Too bad Nicole Kidman couldn’t be so courageous.

It’s Thursday – new posts all day. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Peter Fonda is not the man with the other woman.

PPs. Ricky Martin is not one of the boys. Neither is Robbie Williams. Close…but without so much world flavour.

Junior’s First Daughter

July 3, 2008 13:58:00 Posted at July 3, 2008 13:58:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just got back from orthopaedics for a progress scan and rehab on my arm. Am not Tiger Woods. Will not be playing golf and winning the US Open 8 weeks after surgery. F*cking Mischa Barton. Anyway, an appointment at ortho is a long drawn out process. Full Story

Inseparable at the casino

July 3, 2008 11:06:58 Posted at July 3, 2008 11:06:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I love that Matt Damon loves his wife Luciana. I’ve seen them together in person. They are adorable, they are real, they are amazing. But take it from someone who was practically born in a casino – the casino is no place for love. Here’s Matt at the Ante Up for Africa event last night in Vegas, one of the celebrity participants in a charity tournament. Full Story

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