Together but not

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2009 18:35:29 January 21, 2009 18:35:29

Emily Blunt and John Krasinski both photographed at LAX today arriving from Sundance. Inconveniently for us, they weren’t shot together. Boo. He’s so cute in that v-neck. And look at her skin. Gorgeous. Can’t they just kiss for us and get it over with? I wish I had the balls to wear my hair that length. Full Story

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Mandy making music

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2009 15:26:57 January 21, 2009 15:26:57

This is Mandy Moore today at Barneys in Beverly Hills. She’s single now. And the acting thing has dried up so Mandy’s going back to music. At least that’s what she says on her blog. I like her blog. It’s better than most dumbass celebrity blogs. Full Story

Alba & Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2009 12:46:19 January 21, 2009 12:46:19

Oscar nominations are to be announced early tomorrow morning. And I’ll be putting out a sex tape with Colin Farrell (yeah Duana, come and get it) before Jessica Alba and Ebola Hilton hear their names announced by the Academy. They do however share a dubious distinction. Both the Alba Cow and Ebola have been nominated for Razzies – in other words, they starred in the WORST films of the year. Full Story

Intelligence is irrelevant

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2009 12:00:34 January 21, 2009 12:00:34

10 million votes were tallied and AskMen.com has compiled the “definitive” list of 99 Most Desirable Women for 2009. “Readers are asked to look beyond sex appeal and beauty to pick women who have the characteristics they value in a potential companion, like intelligence, humor, charisma, and ambition. Full Story

Not tired off Broadway

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2009 11:05:42 January 21, 2009 11:05:42

We were raggin’ on her for looking ragged while running ragged on Broadway. Well she’s wrapped and it’s a brand new Robo! This is Katie Holmes putting together back to back top notch outings with the GMD on the Valkyrie Europe tour tonight in London for the UK premiere. It’s undeniable. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2009 10:54:00 January 21, 2009 10:54:00

Tom Cruise loves gay pink bunnies (Dlisted)

Reese so grumpy, Jakey must be gone (Hollywood Tuna)

Shelfy Biel’s juiced up ex boyfriend (Just Jared)

How a nanny avoids a nipslip (Drunken Stepfather)

Even Oscar winners had to save their seats! (IDLYITW)

Michelle Obama > Jennifer Lopez (Pop Sugar)

How Ebola disrespected her grandmother (Yeeeah!)

Wino saves a life! (A Socialite's Life)

John Mayer’s next break up press conference…coming soon! (INO)

SnapFace has a boyfriend! (Cele|bitchy)

Why Size 2 is single

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2009 09:21:11 January 21, 2009 09:21:11

For too long now, Us Weekly has been slapping D List celebrities on its cover with reports written from inside Lauren Conrad’s ass. It’s one thing to feature a nobody. It’s another to sugarcoat the story about the nobody with The Hills scripted nonsense. Full Story

J Crew > Dan Humphrey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2009 08:51:00 January 21, 2009 08:51:00

What we learned this week: Serena and Dan, Blake Lively and Penn Badgley, are so boring we actually stop listening and Skype chat instead about J Crew blazers. Even their fights suck. Like, at this point, we miss sour milk Aaron. In other words, Dan is even damper and limper than Aaron Rose. And even Nate and Vanessa are hotter than anything to do with a Humphrey. Full Story

Inauguration with his Situation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2009 08:00:00 January 21, 2009 08:00:00

Have mentioned this before, I think: my thing for T.I. He’s hot. And he looked hot at one of the balls last night enjoying his last days of freedom with his “Situation” before reporting for his yearlong prison sentence. They have 2 children, have been together forever, and she goes by Tiny. Full Story

Hugh as Wolverine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2009 07:21:22 January 21, 2009 07:21:22

Movie geeks should be excited about these ones. As mentioned, the cast of Wolverine is currently shooting final scenes here in Vancouver at Stanley Park. Check out Hugh Jackman in costume the other day on set wearing an outfit borrowed from Tim Riggins. This is for the Friday Night Lights fan. Because as hot as Riggins is, that denim jacket with the fur collar from the 80s kills me. Full Story

Alba B*tch is a bully

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2009 07:04:41 January 21, 2009 07:04:41

As you know, Jessica Alba is all, like, socially involved now, claiming to have actively campaigned among Latino voters for the Obama campaign, even though not even two years ago, she did not want to be called Latina. These days though, Alba has a new image to sell. She’s a mother, she an “actor”, she doesn’t want to be known as a “body”, not unless you pay her to star in your ad campaign for Campari. Full Story

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