Best of 2008: Silver Fox vs Mama Pimp!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2008 16:54:36 December 31, 2008 16:54:36

I.Love.Him. I loved him before. But then, when he guest hosted with Kelly Ripa and bitch slapped the Lohans… oh la, Anderson Cooper made the list for life. “Apparently these people, these horrific people, the Lohans, they’re quite well known… ?”Amazing. “And there’s this perfectly nice, allegedly 14 year old girl, looks to be more like 60 – no I say that with concern and love – and she allegedly wants to be a singer and or actor slash performer of some sort of striptease person, I don’t know…” SO amazing. Full Story

NYE baby?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2008 13:28:23 December 31, 2008 13:28:23

The Taupes arrived at the hospital today prompting speculation that Violet’s sibling is coming like right now any minute. They don’t seem all that hurried or laboured to me. But then again, what do I know of such things? As for a scheduled c-section option, because apparently this is of much interest to many of you, she delivered naturally the first time. Full Story

Spittle and Lilo in Miami

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2008 12:03:10 December 31, 2008 12:03:10

Separately…but you know he likes to party and leer at the ladies. Will he show up at her bash at Mansion tonight? This is Gerard Butler in Miami last night, a prelude to what will likely be a full spittle affair in South Beach as he rings in the new year. And here’s Lindsay Lohan showing off her thinness on the beach today, getting some sun glow before her hosting duties with Samantha Ronson. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2008 11:44:00 December 31, 2008 11:44:00

But was it an old school Impala? Matt Dillon thinks he’s Snoop Dog (Dlisted)

The perfect BFF for a disease (Hollywood Tuna)

Even stomach staplers go to St Barts! (Just Jared)

Her fake boobs > her fake lips (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Clooney in Cabo… shirtless! (Pop Sugar)

Becks trains hard in Italy (A Socialite's Life)

Mimi Cheese, wine, and oysters (Webster’s is my Bitch)

Adrian Grenier smiles like a Sears catalogue (INO)

Vagina virgins threaten NY security (Cele|bitchy)

Umm…why is the Piv in Bangkok??? (IDLYITW)

Best of `08: Douchebag`s break-up press conference

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2008 10:33:26 December 31, 2008 10:33:26

August 16, 2008. We were one week into the Olympics, obsessed with Michael Phelps, and John Mayer shamewhore famewhore got jealous and decided to hold an impromptu press conference FOR THE PAPARAZZI telling the world, on camera, why HE BROKE UP with Jennifer Aniston. Over and again he said he BROKE UP with Jennifer Aniston. Full Story

Happy Honeymooners!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2008 09:58:00 December 31, 2008 09:58:00

As reported yesterday, Beyonce and Jay-Z are vacation on a yacht in France, their go-to holiday destination. More shots today of B frolicking in the water, natural and gorgeous and so happy, enjoying her first New Year’s Eve as a wife and Jay proudly enjoying his first as a husband. I like the one of him taking her picture. Full Story

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Gere genes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2008 08:31:13 December 31, 2008 08:31:13

A lot of dudes in Hollywood lose their hot fast. Not Richard Gere. Richard Gere turns 60 in 2009. He looks great. Maybe it’s all the meditating and spiritual enlightenment experience from hanging out with the Dalai Lama. Richard and wife Carey Lowell and their son Homer are also in St Barts with the rest of them enjoying the holiday. Full Story

In the corner where she belongs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2008 08:04:15 December 31, 2008 08:04:15

Kevin Federline Junior and his wife thought that maybe someone would care about her post-baby 50 pound weight loss after just 6 months. The only takers were the folks at the bottom feeding In Touch Weekly (only $2.99!) but definitely, definitely not as the main cover story, hell no. Not when a concocted Bride Wars Jolie vs Aniston headline will fly off the MiniVan newsstands. Full Story

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Worst of 2008: Bye Good Joaquin Phoenix

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2008 07:44:34 December 31, 2008 07:44:34

Just last night in Miami – this is Joaquin Phoenix. Oh Joaquin… It’s the elastic holding back half his hair that twists the knife in your heart, non? As you know, Joaquin recently announced his “retirement” from acting, spelling it out for us on his hands: BYE GOOD. He’s apparently pursuing a recording career to be documented by good friend Casey Affleck. Full Story

As if on cue…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2008 07:28:41 December 31, 2008 07:28:41

It was noted yesterday that the GMD had gone underground despite the surprising opening numbers for Valkyrie. He must have heard our call because he emerged yesterday, bright eyed and big toothed, smiling for the cameras after bowling with Connor and while escorting KatE to work. Tom Cruise currently has no projects lined up for 2009. Full Story

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December 31, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2008 07:13:50 December 31, 2008 07:13:50

Happy Birthday Brent J! Am told by your wife you’re a closet gossip. Thank you for the closet support. Hoping for more of it next year - have an amazing night! To Gaby – Happy Birthday from Salena! Wishing you a smutty 2009!  Full Story