Just Woke Up

July 3, 2008 10:40:35 Posted at July 3, 2008 10:40:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Colin Firth in Holland to promote Mamma Mia looking like he just rolled out of bed. I like my Colin Firth just rolled out of bed. Looks like he’d have really great sleep smell. You know sleep smell? Sleep smell is so hit or miss. Some dudes have it, some dudes don’t. Some dudes have straight up sleep stank. Full Story

Hot Hairy Jakey on a Horse

July 3, 2008 09:22:53 Posted at July 3, 2008 09:22:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jakey Gyllenhaal is currently in England prepping for his new role in the Prince of Persia, yet another video game turned full length feature that is said to be the next Pirates of the Caribbean franchise for Disney. As you can see, Jake’s hair has grown a little long. Looks f&cking hot. So hot Reese Witherspoon has joined him in London where they’ve been super low key. Full Story

The Other Twins in Italy

July 3, 2008 08:51:54 Posted at July 3, 2008 08:51:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

While the Pitt double deities are getting all the attention, this is Jennifer Lopez in Italy with her babies on a boat in this exclusive photo sent in by Christine I. Little bonus gift to the Lopez crazy superfans who are mad at me because I"m too "mean" to their idol.    Full Story

Homely Memories in Milwaukee!

July 3, 2008 08:44:38 Posted at July 3, 2008 08:44:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thanks to Stacy A for the reminder! Remember Jennifer Aniston’s infamous pity party Vanity Fair article when she sniffled about Kimberly Stewart calling her “homely”? Back then it was a ploy for sympathy. Clearly the strategy has backfired. Because poor Jen will forever be known as poor Jen. Full Story

Jess and the Maxi Dress

July 3, 2008 08:03:43 Posted at July 3, 2008 08:03:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here’s Jessica Simpson yesterday spending time with a friend’s baby and also her Main Gay Ken Paves. Am not a fan of the maxi dress on regular sized, not tall girls. Not flattering. And something about the fact that your feet can’t be seen…it’s weird. On a red carpet, at a gala…fine. Full Story

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Insecure for life

July 3, 2008 08:00:57 Posted at July 3, 2008 08:00:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oprah sells Jennifer Aniston as the epitome of the modern woman. But only for the MiniVan Majority. Because only the MiniVan would snap snap and support a girl who can’t stay cool in confrontation. Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson have more in common than just John Mayer. It was partly the insecurity that drove John away from Jess. Full Story

Guy’s Green Hat

July 3, 2008 07:31:36 Posted at July 3, 2008 07:31:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Those of you who’ve been reading a long time know the green hat thing. It’s a Chinese thing. We don’t wear green hats. A man wearing a green hat is basically announcing to the world he’s been cuckolded. And curiously enough, amid all the Alex Rodriguez rumours swirling this week, Guy Ritchie stepped out of Madonna’s New York apartment wearing a green hat yesterday. Full Story

July 3, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 3, 2008 07:12:00 Posted at July 3, 2008 07:12:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Heather D in Halifax – best to you on your wedding day Saturday… Congratulations! To Maegs from Lisa in Winnipeg – Happy Belated 25th Birthday! To Erin C – sorry this is a few days late. Adele’s a good friend but I suck with email! Hope Monday was delightful! For Roy’s fiancée Judith in Ottawa – I heard your weekend was amazing. Full Story

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Dear Gossips,

After kicking ass at the box office this weekend, it was revealed yesterday that Angelina Jolie was admitted to hospital to await the arrival of her Holy Twins. Maybe she’ll birth them just in time to take down Hancock on the Fourth of July.

Her obstetrician has scheduled a press conference for this afternoon (Wednesday). No word yet on the announcement but Brangelunatics the world over are refreshing their browsers every 5 minutes. This is Brad at the hospital.

Better news…

After so many petitions and pleas, Brenda Walsh could very well be back on tv come September! Ausiello is reporting that Shannen Doherty has been approached and that she is considering it…but that her price is super steep. Oh, and she’s said to be concerned about “the material”. Please.

It’s Wednesday, am blogging all day, check back often. And scroll down for all articles you may have missed on the long weekend!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Donny Osmond isn’t hiding the other woman.

PPS. Jude Law is not one of the boys. Neither is Three Whiskies Orlando Bloom. Or Mike Myers.

Birthday Bib

July 2, 2008 16:50:33 Posted at July 2, 2008 16:50:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Lilo’s birthday today – 22 now and what a difference a year makes. Or does it? Last year she was partying in Malibu, just before her third stint in rehab. This year she’s in love with Samantha Ronson, working hard on a film set, and, for the most part, staying off the club circuit. Full Story