March 25, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2009 06:49:49 March 25, 2009 06:49:49

To Karen G in Toronto – Happy Belated Birthday! Happy 46th Birthday Kim! Hoping this is the year that Keith Urban is finally ready for you! And when he comes calling, I expect an email with a play by play on how he escaped the Freeze. Happy 28th Birthday Renee! Wishing you the best day ever! Thank you for being my bff for 25 years. Full Story

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Dear Gossips,

The Juno Awards are just a few days away. Are you joining us on the red carpet? They’ve asked me to keep tweeting this week about my Juno preparation so my Twitter page – click here - will continue until next Monday. Will be tweeting live during our red carpet and from backstage on the night of the show.

Was thinking about a tweet-off today between my two favourite tweeters: Karl Lagerfeld and Christopher Walken (thanks Jessica B!). Karl’s tweets are, as you would expect, full of amazingness. But Walken, Walken is funny as all balls. There’s a reason why they ask him back on Saturday Night Live year after year after year. And it’s not just about cowbells. Even reading him write “Pookie” is enough to send me into hysterics. John Mayer only wishes…

Tuesday – new posts all day and scroll down for late posts from yesterday.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Where is your Elf Ear?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2009 16:56:02 March 24, 2009 16:56:02

LipGloss sent the girlies into a frenzy today in Paris at the premiere of 17 Again. It was well worth it then, that hour he spent on his hair. That’s how long I spend on my hair when it needs to get done. And mine is almost down to my ass. But an hour on Elf Hair? Like I said earlier, it’s because I’m an old cow. Full Story

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Back to Basics

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2009 14:32:08 March 24, 2009 14:32:08

After a succession of mediocre episodes, Gossip Girl came roaring back last night, taking it back to the basics, no more Mary Kay Letourneau, a limited amount of Humphrey, central focus on Blair Waldorf, the series’ best character, and what’s shaping up to be a love showdown to end all showdowns. Full Story

Vagina Virgin cuckold?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2009 12:46:00 March 24, 2009 12:46:00

So we were told to believe that Joe Jonas was dating Camilla Belle, conveniently when both had a movie to promote. She’s a piece of work this girl… one day she might even rival the Shelf Ass in famewhoring. Still, pretending that Joe Jonas is actually attracted to girls was a junior move. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2009 11:48:00 March 24, 2009 11:48:00

Anne Hathaway wants it so bad (Dlisted)

Mom Face, Mom Hair (Hollywood Tuna)

My Olga, the Warrior (Just Jared)

Ride horse like a chav (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Orly Bloom gets cut! (Pop Sugar)

Short skirts and skin shots = success. She got a job! (INO)

How the MiniVan is still suppressing the gays (Cele|bitchy)

Hugh Grant Fook Me and Fook Yu at the Waverly (The Blemish)

Sinead vs Prince (Holy Moly)

How can Jennifer Aniston smoke AND work out? (E! Online)

Today’s Bitch… please!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2009 10:43:48 March 24, 2009 10:43:48

Who’s under the hood? It’s Jennifer Aniston in New York this morning headed on set to start shooting her new film The Baster. Exactly. The same Jennifer Aniston who works relentlessly with her publicist to leak and spin to her advantage. The same Jennifer Aniston whose fierce bodyguards somehow didn’t notice paps taking photos of their client and John Mayer at the pool in Miami when their romance became public. Full Story

Yay for more Chelsea!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2009 09:31:00 March 24, 2009 09:31:00

Chelsea Handler has just signed a brand new multi-year contract that will keep her on the air through 2012 with more projects in the works as well. Chelsea Lately first launched on E! in 2007 and has been steadily building viewership, now boasting more young viewers in the coveted 18-34 demographic than Kimmel, Craig Ferguson, and Carson Daly. Full Story

Love Actually back together

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2009 08:14:43 March 24, 2009 08:14:43

Many meanings to this one… First – the incomparable Bill Nighy, sexy beast, last night at the premiere of The Boat That Rocked in London with girlfriend Diana Quick. They were reported to have split last August after 27 years together and still their love endures. Here’s a great article Full Story

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Boys of a feather open mouth together

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2009 07:57:00 March 24, 2009 07:57:00

Tom Sturridge is apparently a very good friend of Robert Pattinson. Here he is on the carpet for The Boat That Rocks last night in London. As you can see, his BFF gave him a few tips. One tip. When in doubt, let your mouth hang open. Open Mouth Posing. Like Pattinson, Tom is a beautiful boy. And cleaner? It’s probably not fair to judge from a red carpet. Full Story

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