The player and his Pussy Posse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2009 07:35:26 August 5, 2009 07:35:26

He claims it was never formally called the Pussy Posse. Oh please. He and his boys rolled around hunting ass every night. It was totally a Pussy Posse. And apparently he’s revived it. Leonardo DiCaprio is single. He and Bar, it would seem, have broken up for good this time. Supposedly. And so he’s enjoying his new unattached status on holiday in Ibiza, surrounded by beauties in the sun. Full Story

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Don’t hate the replacement

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2009 07:15:00 August 5, 2009 07:15:00

Twilight Eclipse cast members continue to acclimate to Vancouver – it was Bryce Dallas Howard who was spotted yesterday after a workout, getting into training mode to play the aggressive Victoria. As you know, Bryce recently replaced Rachelle Lefevre and as you also know, Twi-Hards tend to fixate unreasonably on matters they cannot control. Full Story

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August 5, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2009 07:03:45 August 5, 2009 07:03:45

To Betty, happy birthday!! With love from Heather and our boyfriends Liev and Clooney. Next year at Lake Como? Xo Congratulations Jay who proposed to Ivy at Deep Cove. She says she would have waited even 15 years! She also says she’s the luckiest girl in the world and so you must promise to continue to be supportive of her smut habit, especially when she’s reading mine, ok? And for Marianne who has just lost Kathleen, a friend of 46 years. Full Story

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Dear Gossips,

And so it begins.

Twilight Eclipse begins shooting soon where I live, in Vancouver, which means our city will once again be taken over by Twi-Hards from far and wide, spending their vacations in beautiful British Columbia stalking the streets hoping for a glimpse of Robert Pattinson so they can scream at him and make him fall instantly in love with them. Or run into him casually at a coffee shoppe, strike up a conversation, and recognise each other as soul mates.

Don’t lie. I know you’ve already scripted the dialogue.

Pattinson is not yet in town. But many of the others are. And some of them even brought their diseases.

I tweeted (click here for my Twitter) and then posted about Nikki Reed, and I like(d) her so much, breaking my heart, infecting Vancouver with Ebola by association. Scroll down to see the photos – Paris Latsis is with her. He was once engaged to it. And now he’s contaminated Twilight with it.

For those Canadians returning today from long weekend – yesterday was a full schedule on the blog. Get caught up on everything below.

Tuesday – am online all day still from Whistler. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. BEST IDEA EVER: Snape listens to Barry Manilow? Love this SO MUCH. Click here for his playlist – thanks Cherrie!

PPS. Felt like I heard from half the employees at Blackberry yesterday after my post about the latest round of Lohan pimpage, all of them intent on clarifying that the Brickbreaker contest is actually run by a wireless dealer Z-com and is not a Blackberry official sanctioned event. Because if it were, most of them were very, very adamant that they would consider quitting – this is how f-cking LOW the Lohan label has fallen. Guess I can keep my BB now. But heads up to RIM: those dealers are messing with your brand. Maybe you should look into that. Because everyone else out there still thinks you’re paying Dina Lohan. Gross.

Kids ARE allowed!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2009 18:52:13 August 4, 2009 18:52:13

Sort of. It’s a mini Oceans reunion in Como at Clooney’s as Matt Damon and Don Cheadle with their children. So perhaps kids ARE permitted at George’s? Well… I don’t see George in these photos. Do you? George is like me. Very hospitable – yes, yes, enjoy it all! You can have whatever you like, I said, you could have whatever you like. Full Story

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Kristen & Peter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2009 18:35:25 August 4, 2009 18:35:25

As I reported a few hours ago on my Twitter Peter Facinelli arrived today in Vancouver to begin prep for Eclipse. He was overhead saying he was tired and that he only slept 3 hours last night. Meanwhile over in Santa Monica, Kristen Stewart was spotted leaving a medical building after her assessment. Full Story

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Rickman Mashup!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2009 13:04:49 August 4, 2009 13:04:49

Thanks to agcg for this clip – it makes my week. A Harry Potter Snape Die Hard mashup. Kills me. Will get you through a hot boring afternoon.  Full Story

Today with glasses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2009 12:54:49 August 4, 2009 12:54:49

Yesterday’s Jackson Rathbone certainly kept you in the (Canadian) holiday spirit. Dorin has sent over some more from his 100 Monkeys show in Dallas the other day this time rocking the hat with a pair of thickrimmed glasses. Oh la JR. For CJ who loves him dearly – and for the Twilight fans who’ve sent me so many messages today trying to counterbalance the crazy: they want you to know that not ALL of them are barking. Full Story

Dividing the friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2009 12:41:39 August 4, 2009 12:41:39

Guy Ritchie went out with Jason Statham and Trudie Styler the other night. Trudie of course was the one who set him up with Madonna so many years ago. I wonder if they’ve amicably divided the friends. Jacek and I have already talked about this in the event of a split. You might think it’s morbid and sad. Full Story


Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2009 11:25:00 August 4, 2009 11:25:00

EXCLUSIVE. F-ck. F-CKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! Like it’s not enough that Nikki Reed is dating an Ebola victim and infecting our city by association, now my sources tell me exclusively that Ebola Paris Hilton has been confirmed for a guest starring role on Supernatural Full Story

Geriatric and a beater

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2009 11:01:09 August 4, 2009 11:01:09

Chris Brown apparently gets formally sentenced tomorrow. After that, Radar is reporting he’ll be talking to Larry King as his handlers are arranging it so that he can “get his apology across without facing brutal questioning. Full Story