Madge in control

July 2, 2008 07:22:57 Posted at July 2, 2008 07:22:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It doesn’t matter that they came to the brink. And it doesn’t matter that she met with Fiona Shackleton. What matters now is that Madonna is controlling the message. And the message right now is that Guy Ritchie was summoned to her side for damage control, and that the two are staying together. Full Story

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Dear Gossips,

It’s Canada’s birthday today!

As such, posting will be light. Am headed home after three days mini holiday and in the interest of full disclosure, must stop into the casino first to get my money back.

Posting resumes regular schedule tomorrow.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Ron Howard does not have a mistress.

PPS. Kenny Chesney is not one of the boys. Neither is Ryan Seacrest.

Bateman Quiveration

July 1, 2008 09:05:54 Posted at July 1, 2008 09:05:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is it just me or is Jason Bateman in, like, every movie? Seriously, since Arrested Development was cancelled (wrong!) the man has not stopped. Jason stars alongside Charlize Theron and Will Smith in Hancock, showed up at the premiere last night looking hotter than ever. Bateman’s always been a sexy bitch, especially since he’s so funny…but something about his hair, his freckles, his summer tan, a great suit that fit him beautiful – last night Jason was packing something extra. Full Story

Six Weeks…

July 1, 2008 09:03:19 Posted at July 1, 2008 09:03:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And still together. Evidently both Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong are still enthralled with the game. And, of course, with each other. The two are currently in LA, all like domestical and sh*t, going to a bakery in the morning, picking up household items in the afternoon, and then heading out for dinner last night. Full Story

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Will without Tom

July 1, 2008 08:56:14 Posted at July 1, 2008 08:56:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They make a point of supporting each other on almost every occasion, but it was a Tom-less Will Smith last night at the LA premiere of Hancock. To make up for the GMD’s absence, Will took over his persona – hootin’ and hollerin’ like a man possessed, every action, every smile, every turn of the head was a little bit extra. Full Story

For A-Rod?

July 1, 2008 08:52:24 Posted at July 1, 2008 08:52:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Really? Him? Us Weekly is reporting that Alex Rodriguez has been making clandestine visits up to Madonna’s New York apartment suggesting that a romance with A-Rod is what’s driving her to leave Guy Ritchie. Full Story

Monday, June 30, 2008


Dear Gossips,

The well timed philanthropy, the baby intrigue, the masterful media manipulation… it all resulted in a huge box office take for Wanted and Angelina Jolie’s 3rd box office success in a row.

Me? I always buy what the Pitts are selling. And many others did this weekend as well. Wanted came in 2nd after Wall-E with over $50 million in its opening. But remember… Wall-E is a family film. Wanted is R rated.

Did you see Wanted? We saw Wanted. Wanted is wicked fun. For a brainless summer blockbuster, Wanted serves it up hot. And this is how we all like our Jolie: ass kicking, sh*t talking, and sexy as f&ck. Oh and James McAvoy? Quiver, quiver, quiver!!!

Speaking of quiver: Iker, Iker, Iker!

It’s Monday. Am blogging all day while on mini-vacay (everyone else is golfing – boo!) but off to a very, very late start due to wireless issues where we are staying. Please excuse typos. Am rushing to catch up.

So sorry for sucking. Please forgive? Will make it up to you. Look for the clues.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Daryl Hannah is not the other woman.

PPS. John Travolta is not one of the boys. Neither is Justin Timberlake.


The Men of Mamma Mia

June 30, 2008 17:28:44 Posted at June 30, 2008 17:28:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mamma Mia: Meryl Streep, who is of a certain age, at the heart of a three man romantic intrigue. Yes… it’s a Hollywood movie. Can you believe it? Can you believe they’d make a movie about adults over 18? Here are two of those 3 men, both completely devoted to their wives, both dashing and debonair on the red carpet tonight at the London premiere. Full Story

The Meryl Wears Red

June 30, 2008 14:26:00 Posted at June 30, 2008 14:26:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Meryl Streep, the one and only, in London tonight for the premiere looking ravishing in red, and Louboutins too!, on the carpet. Meryl Streep in Mamma Mia. That’s all. Photos from  Full Story