Except those who can actually write a book. Ugh. People is reporting that Lauren Conrad has signed a 3 book deal with HarperCollins – she will supposedly write them herself, a fictionalised version of her life… Because The Hills is so real? The series will gun for the YA reader and while Lauren’s story will certainly be influenced by her own path from Laguna to LA, she claims the content will not involve actual events in her friends’ lives…because she’d never sell them out like that. Full Story
The police say it was battery and vandalism. In other words, he smacked a bitch out for taking his picture and then probably tried to destroy the camera. Right now, it’s believed Kanye lost his sh*t at the paps and let his temper get the best of him. TMZ has video of the incident and they will be releasing it shortly. Full Story
Guy Ritchie celebrated his 40th last night at the Punchbowl with his wife by his side and all 3 of his children there too! Madonna ducked out early in preparation for her show at Wembley leaving Guy to carouse the night away - in good spirits after a few pints. The star though, as has been the case the last couple of months, is the Lourdes, looking appropriately styled in chucks and a grey skirt perfecting the two pocket pose - showing Posh how it's done. Full Story
Shelf Ass Jessica Biel could barely contain her satisfaction last night leaving Southern Hospitality hand in hand with JT as photographers snapped away. Her smug expression says it all non? She probably had to work hard for this one… word is, Pip has been decidedly unaccommodating about the famewhoring recently. Full Story
It was no surprise that Rachel McAdams did not bring Ryan Gosling to the TIFF premiere of The Lucky Ones. More on them in a bit… First – here she is walking the carpet last night in Gucci, a dress that looked way better in person. Rachel was gorgeous, as usual, last night. Her sister did her makeup – it was natural, her skin was fresh, and she absolutely glowed…even though the hair kinda sucked. Full Story
Happy Birthday Christine S! And to Currie – how’s the sandwich today? Was great meeting you last night. Thanks SO much for the support! Full Story
In love with Adrien Brody. We’ve been seeing him every night during festival. He’s… imperfectly perfect. Sigh.
Heading into the home stretch at TIFF. I swear my toes are partially paralysed from the heels. Am over it. Let it be over!
For those of you asking about Colin Farrell – he was a no show. Was supposed to be attending to promote Pride & Glory with Edward Norton and ended up pulling out of junkets and the premiere altogether. No details about why and what smut prompted his bail. Will keep you posted.
As for Ed? Total dreamboat. More on that later.
Are you starting to feel sorry for Jessica Simpson? Carrie Underwood called her fat, she can’t sing on live tv, and she can’t dress for sh*t. My friend needs me again.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Marcia Cross doesn’t ban bottles.
PPS. Debra Messing isn’t receiving anger management.
~9PM Eastern Tuesday - Benicio Del Torro, George Stroumboulopoulos, Steven Soderbergh "Watched Che Part 1 yesterday night. George Stroumboulopoulos was at the screening. So were Chech and Chong (I never saw them actually talk to each other). Benicio and Steven Soderbergh introduced the movie. Benicio was ‘thicker’ then I imagined. Full Story
Hate defending Eva Longoria since she’s annoying as f&ck but this bump obsession is getting out of hand. First of all, it’s boring. Babies, pregnancy, ugh. But of course, this is not a popular opinion. What’s popular is to zoom in on the belly and to declare pregnancy after a celebrity commits the unthinkable and eats pasta for dinner. Full Story
Mark Ruffalo has like 8,000 movies in the festival this year! Seriously…he’s a busy dude. But so underrated. By all accounts he is delightful in The Brothers Bloom which premiered last night at TIFF. Haven’t had a chance to screen it but I can’t imagine that Mark and Adrien Brody together for 2 hours will be terribly tough to endure. Full Story