What does Victoria Beckham want more than anything in life? More than anything, Victoria Beckham wants, needs, dreams of, salivates over, is begging for a US Vogue cover. And that amazing bitch Anna Wintour won’t give her one. So can you imagine what Posh must be thinking? Today of all days when she sees the magazine’s December cover featuring a less than ideal looking Jennifer Aniston? The sun is catching up to the face, non? Poor Posh is probably punishing herself over this. Full Story
Pip’s balls may not have dropped all the way, but he swaggers like he’s a real man, all badass and ready to rumble with his security close behind him prepped to jump in as he confronts a pap for shooting him while he’s eating. Video is below. Do you remember Pipper on Punkd? When he practically wet his pants? Just as bonus, I’m throwing that in too. Full Story
They say Brooklyn is cool. If Brooklyn is so cool, why do the Humphreys live there? Because the Humphreys all suck ass. All of them. Ugh. Last night’s Gossip Girl wasn’t the best. Probably because there wasn’t enough Chuck. Mostly because there was too much Dan. And Jenny. And that smarmy too hipster little Aaron is a cheese noodle. Full Story
Harry Potter’s peepee everywhere (Dlisted)
Cheese Toe Mimi saggy booby! (Hollywood Tuna)
Gerry Spittle goes on a date! (Just Jared)
Overdressed in her underwear (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Ashton and Demi on the field (Pop Sugar)
Vince Vaughn fights the carb (INO)
Another Ebola FAIL (Cele|bitchy)
Don’t let Disney into the White House (Holy Moly)
Cheese Toe Mimi sucked on X Factor (IDLYITW)
It’s Lilo on Access Hollywood with Maria Menounos promoting her leggings line and talking about the election…because it’s so important what Lindsay Lohan thinks about the election? Well… Actually… Many people are convinced that in this clip she calls Obama the first “coloured” president. Full Story
About her desperate trip to the Ivy the other day, Just Jared heard from a “source” and apparently the “real” story behind her visit to the most pap friendly establishment in Hollywood was that Jennifer was there to “sign a contract with a chef and some big-time caterers for a health and nutrition school program she is working on to help overweight children. Full Story
All the editors at W Magazine must be completely cock-eyed – the only way to explain the decision to make THIS the new cover. It’s Blake Lively. And her head is bigger, MUCH bigger, than her waist. And she has no legs. And her dress is too small. And she looks like a tranny. And … WhatThe F-ck??? An entire photo shoot and this is the best they could come up with? More importantly though… can Jenny Humphrey please f-ck off? Full Gossip Girl breakdown of last night’s episode coming soon. Full Story
Needless to say, next to the frozen Gran, Hugh Jackman on Oprah was extra… ALIVE. A virile, smoldering, real man of a man. Damn! Thought all night about putting him on the Freebie Five but like Johnny Depp, why would you want Hugh Jackman for just one night? He’s not Freebie Five material. Full Story
Just to finish off the thought from before about Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman on Oprah… those lips are now my new obsession. Specifically the lip ridge. Because whatever she’s injecting into them is causing a split on the upper half and so when she tries to move or stretch it, the swelling buckles into a ridge right down the middle. Full Story
Congratulations to Adina from Calgary who was married in Regina on Saturday. And well done on your perfect thesis too! Lots of love from your Bridesmaid and BFF Chelsea. Full Story
Thanks for your messages re: this year’s People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive prediction feature. Click here to catch up if you haven’t already. Many of you truly believe it’ll be President-Elect Barack Obama and hey, if People has the balls for it, please please yes. But don’t overestimate the People subscriber-base. After all, they probably actually think Jennifer Aniston’s visit to Ivy was anything but f-ckery.
Still… others have pointed out the oversight that is Leonardo DiCaprio. Quite right. I must be prejudiced against his limpness. Leo’s pros and cons will follow later today.
Monday – new posts throughout the day. Check back often.
Yours in gossip,