Shelfy Blogs!

June 30, 2008 14:18:24 Posted at June 30, 2008 14:18:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has joined us on the blogs! As is the case with everything Shelfy sets her ass to, the primary focus behind her first blog entry was to share with the world an update on her career, including the four film projects she’s pipweasled her ass onto thanks to the tireless tipping off of the paparazzi by her brilliant publicist. Full Story

If they"re not ugly...they"re married

June 30, 2008 13:45:00 Posted at June 30, 2008 13:45:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If I looked like Sienna Miller, I’d be on top of Taylor Kitsch instead of writing a gossip blog. This is the problem sometimes with beautiful girls. Their taste is for ass. First Rhys Ifans and now…News of the World Full Story

The Straw, the Camel

June 30, 2008 12:57:00 Posted at June 30, 2008 12:57:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The nail in the coffin. I loved Will Smith. Like many of you, I willingly, gladly helped Will become the King of the Fourth of July. Will Smith is arguably the world’s most profitable superstar. But now Will Smith is not only a friend of the GMD, he has also become a disciple. He has become a disciple of the Xenu, not only pimping the GMD’s career but now also ostensibly pimping his Church. Full Story

The Unsubtle Famewhore

June 30, 2008 12:35:11 Posted at June 30, 2008 12:35:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

By now it’s no secret, not even to the MiniVan Majority – there is only one reason to go the Ivy. And it isn’t the food. This is why usually at the Ivy, it’s B list at best. But check out Christina Aguilera the other day, creating a pap frenzy on her way out of the Ivy after lunch. Full Story

Not so subtle afterall

June 30, 2008 12:31:00 Posted at June 30, 2008 12:31:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey originally insisted for the benefit of the MiniVan that its poster girl Jennifer Aniston was determined to keep her relationship with John Mayer private and, as such, went to great measures to avoid being photographed with him in London. Full Story

The Subtle Famewhore

June 30, 2008 11:37:27 Posted at June 30, 2008 11:37:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On a weekend when Angelina Jolie’s Wanted exceeded opening expectations without even walking a carpet to promote the film, Jennifer Aniston tried to counter with a famewhore tactic of her own. As you know, John Mayer played several stops in London and Jen flew out to join him last week. She was observed at both his shows watching in the wings but not photographed. Full Story

The Taupes are fine

June 30, 2008 11:17:52 Posted at June 30, 2008 11:17:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And they’re engaging the paps to convince you of it. As I always say – gossip is a buffet. The smut is laid out, your choice what goes on your plate. There were rumours last week that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner have found themselves in the Madonna/Guy Ritchie situation. They immediately issued a denial. Full Story

Quiver Quantum

June 30, 2008 11:07:00 Posted at June 30, 2008 11:07:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No doubt you’ve seen the new Bond trailer…and if you haven’t, these are the stills that are quivering loins everywhere. Laura texted me this morning on this holiday weekend (the message title was "OH MY F&CKING") aching in her lady parts. She’s seeing Wanted tonight and will probably ache some more. Full Story

Hot Becks in DC, Cold Posh in LA

June 30, 2008 10:56:18 Posted at June 30, 2008 10:56:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The LA Galaxy played DC United on Saturday – temperatures soared so Becks had to take his top off. Pity non? As always, David Beckham is the hotness. But … is it just me or is he looking a little lean? Speaking of SHE… While Becks travelled with the team, Posh stayed back with the boys and hooked up with her new Kate BFF Beckinsale to take them all figure skating. Full Story

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June 30, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

June 30, 2008 10:50:23 Posted at June 30, 2008 10:50:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Tomarra W! You are the best friend a girl could possibly have and all of your friends love you dearly. Keri, Zoë, and Cindy To Hilary… or Hoe as your family loves to call you… hope you had a kick ass day yesterday. Happy Birthday! With so much love from your big sister (8 siblings!?!?), Jennifer. Full Story