Guy & Elle …

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2009 06:41:43 March 17, 2009 06:41:43

Should totally become a couple, based on their names and nothing else. It could happen. Last night they had dinner at the Notting Hill Brassiere, careful to leave separately but both observed to be rather smirky upon departure. You know Elle Macpherson…Elle is a total maneater. If she had it her way she was probably sitting on his lap feeding him 10 minutes into their meal. Full Story

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Roller Granny!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2009 06:27:49 March 17, 2009 06:27:49

Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman is getting real with the people. She’s been spending time with Sunday and in support of her husband’s new album, because after all, that’s what a contract is all about, has been deigning to stay in Nashville, mingling with the common folk, even engaging in common folk activities… Like Rollergirls! Saturday night, Gran was spotted at the Nashville Rollergirls event at the Tennessee State Fairgrounds. Full Story

March 17, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2009 06:19:05 March 17, 2009 06:19:05

To Alison C in Ottawa from Jess L – congratulations on the new job! You busted your ass, it paid off, you totally deserve it! And Lindsay Lohan should adopt your work ethic…  Full Story

Monday, March 16, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Am in Toronto for Fashion Week and for the Heart Truth Red Dress show and will be on Twitter for the week too! Today is my fitting with Evan Biddell. Forgot my Spanx. F-ck!

But not even the drama of the runway can compare to Lindsay Lohan’s weekend hysterics. The usual. More on that later.

Parents picked me up at the airport on Saturday. My mother made me eat a papaya in front of her so that she could inspect if I was wasting the “fruit meat”. I was then declared a fruit meat waster and therefore a money squanderer because, apparently, the amount of meat you leave behind on a piece of fruit is an indication of how much you have saved in your bank account…? I will never escape her web of superstition and suspect mythology. This is how she keeps me in line.

It’s Monday. Am blogging all day. Scroll down if you missed the late Friday Twilight post.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Went to a performance of Dog Sees God the other night and was completely charmed by young Canadian actress Paula Brancati who has currently been charming many of you on Being Erica. Paula steals EVERY scene. Click here for more on Dog Sees God at Six Degrees.

How many second chances?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2009 18:59:29 March 16, 2009 18:59:29

As you’ve heard, Lindsay was let off today – the court recalled her arrest warrant after her lawyer went in there to argue that she’s only missed her alcohol education classes because of pap interference. How come pap interference never interferes with her partying? Or going to Jack Nicholson’s at 2 o’clock in the morning? It was a triumphant morning for Lilo and she made quick work announcing it to the industry with her attorney fully presenting the conclusion of the case to the media following the decision just to make sure those who make the movie decisions are well aware that, for now, Lindsay is not in legal trouble. Full Story

GOOPy or Douchey?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2009 12:26:00 March 16, 2009 12:26:00

Tough call for you, isn't it? One's an elitist condescending, allegedly undeserving bitch, the other a wastebag ingrate making a mockery of music and his entire career... How to choose? GOOPy or Douchey? Well it's obvious for me. GOOPs of course. You know I love my GOOPs. And you know she hates Joaquin Phoenix. Full Story

Open mouth outtakes and androgyny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2009 11:36:20 March 16, 2009 11:36:20

Thanks to Sasha for sending me these – outtakes from Robert Pattinson’s GQ photo shoot. Way better than the ones they chose, non? Any one of these would have worked far better than that side-lie penis pose. You will note however that there always has to be one with his mouth ajar. Yes, twihards, yes. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2009 11:21:48 March 16, 2009 11:21:48

Harry or Val Kilmer? (Dlisted)

Ghetto Tits revived! (Hollywood Tuna)

How many hours did LipGloss spend on this 'do? (Just Jared)

Show me a hotter dad in a leather jacket (Pop Sugar)

Thinnification of Lauren Conrad? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Look at her. Can we close the book on pregnancy rumours now? (INO)

Adding infidelity to his illustrious resume? (Cele|bitchy)

Freida > Shelfy! (IDLYITW)

Porny can't remember (ICYDK)

Chicken Fried wannabe (A Socialite's Life)

What happens on May 15th?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2009 09:42:37 March 16, 2009 09:42:37

That’s the day Jennifer Aniston’s new movie Management hits theatres. You know how she loves to conveniently get back together with John Mayer whenever it’s time to pimp a project? John Mayer gets a few weeks of freedom before contractual obligations call again? Or will it be someone new this time? People.com Full Story

Why so pained?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2009 09:34:08 March 16, 2009 09:34:08

And has Robert Pattinson created an open-mouth epidemic? Almost every photo of Ginnifer Goodwin last night at the Metropolitan Opera gala features her with a slack jaw looking miserable. The few shots of her smiling looks like she’s being tortured…and it’s too bad, really, because she’s was dressed up so beautifully. Full Story

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Josh coming home

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2009 09:02:00 March 16, 2009 09:02:00

The pilot for Joshua Jackson’s Fringe was shot in Toronto. First season filmed in NYC. Second season pick up has been confirmed but now the show is moving to Vancouver where Joshua grew up. He’s coming home! Which means Diane Kruger will likely be spending a lot of time on the West Coast too. Full Story

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