Much better Annie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2009 07:13:03 January 15, 2009 07:13:03

Hated her obsequious princess dress at the Globes. Ugh. But this one is much better. Much more “Rachel” than “Mia Thermopolis”. Love. Here’s Anne Hathaway last night at the National Board of Review awards last night in New York where she was named (previously announced) Best Actress which hopefully makes up for the sting of being ignored by the Orange BAFTAs. Full Story

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What would Mrs Murphy say?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2009 06:53:00 January 15, 2009 06:53:00

Over in London, it’s Sienna Miller, maybe not quite as trainwrecky has Lindsay Lohan but drama, drama, drama, all the time too. Last night Sienna hit up the Groucho Club stumbling out at 2am and heading to another bar where she hooked up with Cillian Murphy and they were seen leaving together in a cab… She and Cillian have worked together on a couple of projects. Full Story

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Bottom of the barrel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2009 06:49:07 January 15, 2009 06:49:07

Looks like Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are back together. If we were playing Photo Assumption – my favourite game! – I’d say that Sam doesn’t exactly looking thrilled about it. But despite not living together anymore, Lilo insists that their love is all good. So good she gave an exclusive quote to Life & Style Weekly about their relationship. Full Story

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January 15, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2009 06:32:35 January 15, 2009 06:32:35

Happy 27th Birthday Amber G! And say hi to your stepmother Lisa for me (like Mark Wahlberg, heh)… with love from Erin. Happy Birthday Kim S! Your sister-in-law would like to remind you that 26 is still incredibly young and although soon you will be a 'yummy mummy' you will never be a member of the minivan majority! Full Story

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Everyone has an Ebola horror story! After Hannah’s parable yesterday, many of you wrote to share your own. Perhaps a new section should be devoted to them, warning others of the fatal potency of Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton’s black hole vag.

Here’s another from someone we’ll call Charlie:

Hey Lainey,

I just read about Hannah's story and I can totally relate. One can never be too vigilant with Ebola's destructive powers. I was at a $10 nail salon getting a quickie pedi and that BFF business was on. Instead of focusing on the Cosmo Quiz like I always do, I watched the stupid show. Not only did I get cut 3 times, but my big toe was janky and I had to wait 3 weeks for it to grow out so I could get it shaped properly!


See? Don’t be messing around with that sh-t. You are putting your lives in danger.

It’s Wednesday. New articles were posted late in the day yesterday – scroll down to catch up. Am online all day.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Pap worthy!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2009 16:28:28 January 14, 2009 16:28:28

Those of you in the UK know about Skins. The show has yet to come to North America, word is it’s on its way. And when it does, you will LOVE. I watched Season 1 over the holidays because after Slumdog Millionaire I needed more Dev Patel. The depravity of Skins makes Gossip Girl seem like Disney. Full Story

Will’s worst pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2009 16:12:38 January 14, 2009 16:12:38

This is the first time in a long time that Will Smith hasn’t looked great in clothes. Like, those pants. Those pants are ass. They’re not hanging right. They hanging like he’s wearing longjohns underneath. They actually fit like the GMD’s pants used to. Before he lost 15 years and 15 pounds. Full Story

Wolverine in the city

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2009 15:15:49 January 14, 2009 15:15:49

The man heat is crowding Vancouver. Hugh Jackman, Ryan Reynolds, Taylor Kitsch, and Eric Bana… As you know, much of the X-Men series was shot in Vancouver. Australia was chosen for Wolverine but the actors are putting the final touches on some sequences here in town which explains why Hugh, Ryan, and Taylor are hanging out. Full Story

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I love you Kevin Huvane

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2009 12:30:58 January 14, 2009 12:30:58

He’s a super agent at CAA. And he’s trying to uphold Hollywood Hierarchy, especially during awards season. Kevin is also smart enough to not only stay away from Ebola Hilton infection but to try and REMOVE it from his environment. I love him. And for this reason, for today, he is #1 on the Freebie 5. Full Story

No Botox? Yes Porn!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2009 12:10:55 January 14, 2009 12:10:55

The new issue of Hello! Canada features the First Family of America on the cover. Tucked away in the corner? The First Couple of gossip – the Brange. On why they’re Hollywood’s most romantic. Pages inside feature the two doing their Porn thing. Full Story

The suspenseful Oscars?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2009 11:36:24 January 14, 2009 11:36:24

It’s all about ratings. And last year, Oscar ratings were piss poor. So the Academy is shaking things up. Hugh Jackman has already been named the host, breaking from traditional “funny people” selections and this just in… AMPAS has announced that it will NOT announce the names of presenters prior to the telecast meaning you’ll have to tune in to see if Reese and Jakey show up together and sit together, or if Christian Bale introduces The Dark Knight (should it receive a nomination), or if Julia Roberts will honk her goose laugh all over the Kodak. Full Story