Do I still want the turquoise Ray-Bans? (Dlisted )
Cindy Crawford is older, hotter, less frozen, and more fertile than Granny Freeze (Hollywood Tuna )
Scarlett Johansson would NEVER do Howard Stern (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Megan Fox learns from the Alba Bitch (INO )
Will tantric sex save the Ritchies? (Holy Moly)
The ex-anorexic cookbook? (Cele|bitchy )
Looks like a squirrel but acts like a rat (IDLYITW )
On a weekend when Angelina Jolie’s Wanted exceeded opening expectations without even walking a carpet to promote the film, Jennifer Aniston tried to counter with a famewhore tactic of her own. As you know, John Mayer played several stops in London and Jen flew out to join him last week. She was observed at both his shows watching in the wings but not photographed. Full Story
And they’re engaging the paps to convince you of it. As I always say – gossip is a buffet. The smut is laid out, your choice what goes on your plate. There were rumours last week that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner have found themselves in the Madonna/Guy Ritchie situation. They immediately issued a denial. Full Story
No doubt you’ve seen the new Bond trailer…and if you haven’t, these are the stills that are quivering loins everywhere. Laura texted me this morning on this holiday weekend (the message title was "OH MY F&CKING") aching in her lady parts. She’s seeing Wanted tonight and will probably ache some more. Full Story
The LA Galaxy played DC United on Saturday – temperatures soared so Becks had to take his top off. Pity non? As always, David Beckham is the hotness. But … is it just me or is he looking a little lean? Speaking of SHE… While Becks travelled with the team, Posh stayed back with the boys and hooked up with her new Kate BFF Beckinsale to take them all figure skating. Full Story
Happy Birthday Tomarra W! You are the best friend a girl could possibly have and all of your friends love you dearly. Keri, Zoë, and Cindy To Hilary… or Hoe as your family loves to call you… hope you had a kick ass day yesterday. Happy Birthday! With so much love from your big sister (8 siblings!?!?), Jennifer. Full Story
Spain will play on! Which means another game for Iker. Ohhhh Iker.
But here’s the Iker dilemma: does Iker look as good in street clothes as he does on the pitch? That’s what makes Becks Becks, right? That he can own a suit and wear the sh*t out of a pair of jeans. Am worried Iker cannot do the same. Am afraid to see any candids. Please don’t send any candids. At least until after Sunday. Go SPAIN!
So the Brange bump emerged yesterday – In Touch Weekly paid for these exclusive shots of the Jolie, still very much pregnant less than a week ago which would make Entertainment Tonight’s story that she’d already delivered very much not true. The magazine claims Angie is on bedrest until the Holy Twins arrive. How fortunate for the photographer shooting this image that he/she happened to be there during the few minutes of the day she was allowed to be out and about!
By the way…have you heard? Wanted opens today. Am seeing it tomorrow. You?
Friday – am home! Online all day. Refresh often and have a great weekend!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Donald Trump is not hiding away a mistress.
PPS. The Doll Me Up fashion show presented by the fashion graduates of John Casablancas Institute goes down July 4th at the Roundhouse Community Centre in Vancouver featuring designs from The Block, Nouvelle Nouvelle, Mintage, One of a Few, Dace, In the Pink, Tyte Lids, Horizon Eyewear, Fusion and Warren, as well as JCI students Joscelyne Schroeder, Antonella Pica, Kim McFarlane, Shanda Rogoschewsky and Harmin Kaur.
All proceeds will support Covenant House Vancouver which just launched its new website! Michelle…I LOVE it.
For Doll Me Up tickets, contact Julia Chan at (604) 773-8360 or firstname.lastname@example.org. See you there? And then we all head to George Michael together? GEORGE MICHAEL!
PPPS. Cover Girl smutty sponsorship week concludes today with celebrity Gotta Have It style porn and a relic from the 80s that I really, really want. Click here to see.
Please. On anyone else this striped little jumpsuit is a disastrous frump. Can you imagine Jessica Simpson? But it’s Rihanna. Rihanna can wear almost anything. She was shopping in Hollywood yesterday on what constitutes for her a casual day. Or even a bloated day. This is what a bloat day for Rihanna looks like. Full Story
Coldplay performed on The Today Show this morning… here’s Chris Martin showing off a thick head of hair. Good hair. Apple and Moses will grow up with good hair too. As for his eyes… time to play the funnest game: Photo Assumption! When we make like the tabloids and come to conclusions on the basis of a photograph! Is Chris just super energetic and into his music or is there cause for the crazy in his eyes? What? No! Chris is a health nut. Full Story
So I’m like super hardcore into figure skating. Can’t get enough of it. In 2002 during Salt Lake, I along with many other Canadians was full on obsessed with the Salé & Pelletier controversy. Obsessed. To the point of being a f&cking loser. Remember their performance? Remember Love Story? Remember the part when they pretended to throw snowballs at each other and frolicked in a winter wonderland? Now have a look at Becks and Casillas running and playing in the snow. Full Story
Beyonce is SO beautiful. SOOOO beautiful. The problem with Beyonce is that her style sense comes out of her ass. And her mother’s head. Which is why when she’s on a carpet, she more often than not looks budget tacky stupid. But check out B at the airport in London yesterday on her way to Cork for Jay-Z’s performance. Full Story