November 11, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2008 06:18:46 November 11, 2008 06:18:46

Congratulations to Adina from Calgary who was married in Regina on Saturday. And well done on your perfect thesis too! Lots of love from your Bridesmaid and BFF Chelsea.  Full Story

Monday, November 10, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Thanks for your messages re: this year’s People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive prediction feature. Click here to catch up if you haven’t already. Many of you truly believe it’ll be President-Elect Barack Obama and hey, if People has the balls for it, please please yes. But don’t overestimate the People subscriber-base. After all, they probably actually think Jennifer Aniston’s visit to Ivy was anything but f-ckery.

Please!

Still… others have pointed out the oversight that is Leonardo DiCaprio. Quite right. I must be prejudiced against his limpness. Leo’s pros and cons will follow later today.

Monday – new posts throughout the day. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Clooney redeemed?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2008 16:38:21 November 10, 2008 16:38:21

Several weeks ago, it was reported and confirmed by George Clooney’s rep that he had no interest and would not join the cast of ER for the series finale, turning his back on the show that made him. Full Story

Leonardo DiCaprio

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2008 15:11:20 November 10, 2008 15:11:20

By popular demand, an addition to the list of candidates for this year’s People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive – if you’ve yet to read the feature handicapping the contenders, click here. Otherwise, this article means nothing. Full Story

Granny with penis and Oprah

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2008 11:55:26 November 10, 2008 11:55:26

Inspired casting. Really. For years there have been totally unsubstantiated rumours that Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman was born a herm. Someone knows someone else whose doctor attended a conference and they discussed Gran’s girly boy parts and yet when it comes down to it, there is never a first hand account. Full Story

Gay Pilots, Androgens, and JailBait too!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2008 11:37:19 November 10, 2008 11:37:19

Check out John Travolty tryin’ to rock the butch. And look how happy he is to be acting with pretty Jonathan Rhys Meyers in a new movie called From Paris with Love. Xenu’s main ‘mo apparently plays a spy. There are many high end luxe spas in Paris though they may not be familiar with his massage requests… which, as legend goes, involve a man and a finger up the ass. Full Story

Bad Birthday Karma

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2008 10:28:54 November 10, 2008 10:28:54

What could possibly be so sh-t about the lives of the stars that they routinely resort to verbally and emotionally abusing the small people? Puffy/Diddy/ F-cktwat threw a birthday party the other night and hired a designer. The designer was given some money and a few hours and instructed to decorate just so but all white (which is so over) with roses and mirrors and other standard lounge embellishments. Full Story

Hot Hugh and the Old Lady

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2008 09:29:33 November 10, 2008 09:29:33

Catherine Zeta Jones claims she’s only 39, younger than Sharon Stone. And Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman. Believe her? Everyone is younger than Gran. But Sharon and Zeta must be at least the same age, non? Here’s Zeta with that hot beast Hugh Jackman last night at a fundraiser. She’d lie through her teeth and tell you otherwise but Hugh compared to that geriatric fart she married? No wonder she’s looking a little flushed. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2008 09:10:31 November 10, 2008 09:10:31

Who holds Jennifer Aniston at night? (Dlisted)

Are they bigger, or is she thinner? (Hollywood Tuna)

Bad acting can buy you a farm (Just Jared)

Another child star stripper (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Keira, her boyfriend, and his leather jacket (Pop Sugar)

Will & Jada cheese up Essence (INO)

The worst maternity style ever (ICYDK)

Hello Kitty waits for sex (Cele|bitchy)

Cammy D doesn’t share (IDLYITW)

What to wear to a luncheon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2008 08:34:13 November 10, 2008 08:34:13

Saturday afternoon at the Beverly Wilshire for the Lupus LA Hollywood Bag Ladies Luncheon… Luncheon. This is what Mischa Barton decided to pull out of the closet – a page right out of Kate Beckinsale’s Overdressing Handbook. Since she broke my arm in Cannes Full Story

Mantime with Brooklyn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2008 07:56:00 November 10, 2008 07:56:00

Becks took Brooklyn to the Laker game on Sunday and spent much of the time tingling our loins with his quivering display of doting fatherliness. Becks in sweats. Love. Posh, meanwhile, after a brief trip to London, returned home on Saturday, arriving at LAX perfectly styled in a trench coat and a trilby with Louby booties. Full Story

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